Great HOAX Amp

You can come stay with us, Amp.

I apologise in advance for the room being bright pink.

Serious offer. You know where I am. I don't know what the future will bring; but, I can give you a roof over your head and food in your belly.

The environment is stable....well, as stable as any can be, given what industry we're in.

Amp, glad to hear that you are a free man now

women can do unimaginable and incomprehensible things to your head?as was posted earlier, it will take time to heal?but you have full freedom and independence now, which gives you interesting options

good posts KRL, Supercharged, and thecat

funkmaster saw a good opportunity and grabbed it, class act as always

any way that I can help, let me know
454715840

Hey Amp you wanna move to Scotland? We got great clubs, great girls, great, places to go, great weather..... ok ok so we aint got great weather but we know how to have a good time!!!

:)

If you really do need to get out of town, so to speak, you're probably not in a good state of mind to be planning for the future. Just get away to someplace stable where you can clear your head and make rational decisions about your future.

Now is probably not the right time to be looking for a full time job. Jump a plane, get a hotel, take a temp/contract position
and get back on your feet.

I must assume you will get better offers that this but I will still make one anyways. If you are able to relocate to Montreal, we might hire you for $40-$50K + benefits.

i see the attention seeking thread is going well.

i'm confused.

Anyone have an update on Amp? I've ICQ'd him a few times and no response.

Cheers,
Matt

stop reading Oprano!

LOL
Serge, you irritate the hell outta me, but you also really crack me up :thumbsup

I HATE when people share body disposign techniques which took collective Oprano efforts to devise just like that,
on fuckin' webmaster chat boards!

it's all PATENTED,
you MUST get a license first!

Definitely agree with you there..

And Amp, best of luck man. Women are bitches! :P

Plenty of room in Wyoming.

women. If only you could kill them. *sigh*

AMP u fucker. Yesterday how come you didnt give me the heads up on the beef with Lens and Penrod aka Buck naked?

In the words of the lyrical genius Jay-Z...


"They call me William H, The All Time Great.. I fucked the most Ho's out of New YorK State..

Money over bitches nigga..stick to the script.."


It just always seems like words to live by..haha

;)

Amp, Gimme a Call Whenever you can..

858-587-9000 x114
cel: 858-231-3193

after reading though the thread nothing makes sense. seems about as irrational as it gets. unless everything we've heard about amp was complete bullshit, this is

a.: either yet another of Boneprone's coups (his rather active participation in this thread indicates that)

or

b.: complete horsecrap and an excuse to break away from this place.

Fuck, not for me to decide Amp, I know the shit you've been going thru lately, but why the sudden 180 degree turn? I mean fuck, let's analyze this for a sec:

Supposedly Amp is booked out for months in advance.
Supposedly he wanted to stay away from GFY cuz he didn't need the publicity.
Supposedly he signed a contract on an expensive house.
Supposedly his business runs well. Just opened XStreamcash.

All of the sudden:

Amp comes back to GFY, acts like a fool. Supposedly a stalker gives him a hard time. All of the sudden everything is lost. All of the sudden everything needs to be left behind, and he talks about driving a fucking truck again...

Someone please throw us a fucking bone here.

Whatever. Drew might be right, Amp needs a grip on reality.

Over and out.

Does anybody here remember this one?

me thinks someone ran out of $$$

Maui is a <i>really small</i> place- like a small town with an infinite moat dug around it. Everyone is super polite to each other.

If something is fucked up, all your friends, everybody, knows it.

My ex-girlfriend has over 100 family members there. They're well known people. Because of this, I never go there anymore.

The thread makes sense.

I have a 5 bedroom, 3300sq ft home with an indoor swimming pool, on a private lake, with 40 acres of land in Texas. Would have to charge you rent at least equal to the house payment for staying there though.

oh and you'd have to mow the yard

yeah, excatly.. he seemed to have a lot of clients... working 100hr + a week...

Dont get why he cannot continue doing that!??

I really have no idea what is going on even after reading pages of this but if AMP is in trouble and I can help I am willing to help. I suspect he would do the same for almost anyone here.

If someone is in contact with him please provide an update on his status.

You know I think the world of you, Amp, and have since well before you made your name into Amp...

I'll also be the first one to admit that there are times when I like to cut loose and party.

At this point I firmly believe that you need to sit down and look at yourself and your life. I cannot see any woman, no matter if she's a bitch or a saint, dealing with the situation you are in at the moment.

How many days are you drinking by noon?

How often are you sitting home drinking while you are working, or trying to work?

Obviously drinking is affecting your ability to function in both the industry you've chosen and the life setting you have.

This is not social drinking or partying with some friends.

This is something that could very well destroy your life if you don't get a handle on it now and learn how to manage your emotions.

It really saddens me to see you at this point... whether the thread was a joke or the truth, I see it as a pathetic drama that you should never have gotten yourself into in the first place.

If you need anything, you know I'll help you, but you'd have to be willing to help yourself first.

well spoken KK

that is some funny, cold, shit man..hahaha

Amp, please contact me ASAP. 800-791-1551. I have something for you.

what happened to:
"Better be dead than uncool" Amp?

I'm going through some MAJOR shit with my wife and my kids....I wish to God that I had a nice beach in Maui to walk around on and clear my head....Shit, you can even get drunk on the beach....

Stay your ass right there in Hawaii.....If you come back to the mainland with those same problems, it will be even worse because you could be living in some crappy town with nothing to do and no beach JUST LIKE I'M DOING RIGHT NOW!!

..and I repeat,
Oprano doesn't take no responcibility whatsoever for
"How to get rid of the body" thread!

Very important event!

:winkwink:

Anyone heard from Amp?

sounds all like a bullshit thread to me,
no man ever calls his woman a bitch in publics
;-)))

Whenever I've ICQ'd Amp, he has always gotten back to me.

He hasn't today.

I'm concerned about him.

I am very concerned.

Ive made some calls to hook em up just in case.

You are the man! Thought he was family now, didn't your connections see if he was okay?

Power to the Boneprone family!

How true.

I'm with equinox in the very confused corner...

wtf.