$500 poem contest winner

i vote for itchy his poem kicked asssssssss

What's the criteria for judging?

Just plain 'ol regular prejudice?

And do I REALLY have to go thru that confusing, eye hurting, scrolling hell, non-ergonomic bbs?

Have to agree... Itchy put the most work in, and came up with kickass poetics.

Itchy gets my vote.

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Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

Lightning's poem gets my vote

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GFY RULES!

I liked lightnings poem that was cool

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Tanker

Lightning

Now give me that $50 man

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Life's a bitch

Lightning gets my vote 8)

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wiZd0m

[This message has been edited by wiZd0m (edited 03-05-2001).]

3 votes for Itchy
3 votes for Lighning

WoW...close race you guys!

GOOD LUCK

Did my poem suck THAT BAD??? LOL

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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

Icthy should be wtiting instead of pimping. That was some piece...

He gets my vote.

lol Did you guys see that Lensilla Ice one? That was funnier than shit...haha!

Lightning has my vote....... I break the tie? LOL

now let go of my fucking arm man......... shit!!!!!! You've about twisted it off. LMAO I am teasing you.... but I do like Lightning's best.


Tam

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WebmasterCommerce!! /
May the Force Be With YOU!!

Yo Lightning! That poem rocked.
Add one on for the man.

And the score is....

Itchy: 4
Lightning: 6



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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

sorry lightning! i liked them both but i'm voting for itchy!

And the score is....

Itchy: 5
Lightning: 6

(correct me if i'm wrong)


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HQ

Nope.... HQ, you can't vote... you have only 90 posts.. you have to have 100..... LOL

Lightning 6
itchy 4

Tam

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WebmasterCommerce!! /
May the Force Be With YOU!!

I will vote for Itchy.

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These Guys are solid, and pay every week. Direct Deposit! $10 MIN

I vote for Lighting

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Submit your free sites for free traffic

motherfucker!



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HQ

Someone should post both entries here, so we can vote without hunting them down.

OK I posted this on netpond (Excluding the P.S.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, Joe'e never screwed me, and he's never screwed you.

You visit his sites, and sit back and gander, then you open your mouths and shit out some slander.

Joe is so nice, he's even so fair, How can you argue, Just how do you dare.

Joe has a great site, I see them at night, If they don't get you hard, Then you just aint right.

Lensman oh Lensman, have no fear, your loyal true friends will always be here.

We will vouch for your program till the bitter end, Amateur Page hits we will always send.

Your program is the tops in our book, We tell all who will listen, to go have a look. Joe your the best, and in no way a crook.

Promoting your sites is a whole lot of fun, they convert like a mofo, and are second to none.

So listen my friends while I make this point clear, Don't bad mouth lensman, Don't even dare!


So if your looking for a sponsor who won't screw you on the net, Amateur Pages is a sure fire bet.

P.S.
Oh wait I must add this Amy has something to say, Your programs the best, and you always do pay.

However, as I walk down the highway, laptop in hand, I have no new truck, "I Just Don't Understand"


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Smile and Be Happy

Lightning Free Hosting

The adult webmaster force is not at ease
The someone has let out the killer bee's
And they are going to bring Bradley Shaw back to his knees
begging "Please Tanya still likes these".

Once again Bradley will take his licks and his kicks
just like when he was a snot on Y-not

They told him to go back to sucking his mommy's titties.
Cause this was a grown-ups board and not for kiddies


This won't bring you any more clicks.
We all of us know your just a prick
that likes to lick dicks and
this is just some more of your tricks.

Brad will Try as hard as he must
because his Amateur Beaver is just a bust!
And We all know that The Great Lensman is the one to trust,
He likes girls that have big busts, just like the rest of us. )


Then there's the one that took off like a snail
do any of you remember a program called teen mail???
Brad was quick to bail because he knew he was going to fail!!


And I know you all remember the time when everyone was going blind?
Mr.Shaw said to himself this time they won't leave me behind!!!

But even Doing his best he still couldn't keep up with the rest ;o((
Because even with his best crap traffic it was less then the rest ;o((


The dumb hick he must have thought they were going to click,
But they won't click even if you beat them with a stick!!!
So he had to think very very quick
he didn't want to be caught playing with his stick dick

Crap traffic has now been long gone and still we sing this song
Another one down another one gone Bradley Shaw has always been wrong!!!


Then 12clicks came along singing his very, very, merry song, and it
wasn't long before he sung "Bradley Shaw put away your dong!!!
your are taking way to fucking long, move along, move along"

Then Showing Bradley Shaw where he had gone wrong
He bought the programs for a song then it wasn't very long
before 12clicks had them sailing along to the beat of his new song"
Bradley Shaw takes way to fucking long
so I bought them for a song now look at them move along

Think hard and think right do you remember the big fight?
It's the one that made Brady so fucking mady!!!

It was with Serge Magoo who also like to play in pooh )

He promised to fuck little Bradley with a broken broom stick very badly!!!
knowing that his dick was no match for the mighty stick,
Bradley Shaw was trying to think quick
and he forgot all about his little stick dick.

He didn't have a clue what to do so he filled his pants full with pooh!!!
Then because he was still very new he screamed at Serge Magoo
"You stay Away from me cause I'll sue I'll sue I'll sue"
As he ran away going boo hoo hoo ;o(((
I'm going to tell my mommy on you ;o(


Bradley Shaw your Internet programs are so funny ))
Cause with The Great Lensman I make way more fucking money!!!


So you go ahead and eat your little lobster,
Thinking that your some kinda great Mobster


Now with this all said and done,
We still think your a piece of fucking cow dung.


Lensman has stuck by us,through thick and thin!!!
Where the fuck have you been???


You have tried to put yourself so high up on the shelve now you can!!!


GOFUCKYOURSELF
.com of course

My vote goes to lightning! :0)

I think he is trying to ask lens on a date.... anyone else notice that?

hehehe

Rukas tonight! 9 PM EST

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Hey want some rukas? Goto http://www.plrradio.com

Am I the only one that thought this one was funny? It's my 3rd choice


Cash Cash baby (Lensman Mix) - by Hypo

(To be sung to the tune of Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice)

Yo Netponders, Let's kick it!

Cash Cash Baby
Cash Cash Baby

Alright stop, Collaborate it's no scam
Lensman's back with a brand new program
Something, grabs the surfer tightly
Flows through the crap banners daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I dont know
Converting like hell and recurring more
Every-new-day the cash flows heavily
Making me rich and rich is so devilly
Come lets rush to the programs that work
They're killing com-pe-ti-tion that are just humbug
Deadly, when I see the checks everyday
Anything less than a grand, No way!
Love it dont leave it, you keep gaining, hey
Newbies and oldies, but cheaters no way!
If there's a problem Lensman'll solve it
Join in the fun while the CJs revolve it

Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)

Lightning for our vote. Shouldn't stoop to name calling Itchy!

I'm just bummed that as a devoted GFY poster, my vote doesn't count Oh well I'll try not to feel ostracized I'll be at a 100 soon and then I guess I count LOL

I like Lightnings

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OK, Lightning's the winner! Congrats.

Tanker will send your prize.

No more voting.

Hey the one stangster posted was the best!!!
OK, not as long, but Vanilla Ice Style Kicks ass....

{[If there was a problem yo i saw it]}
...nice nice baby to blow....



[This message has been edited by Bexman (edited 03-06-2001).]

i lay upon the dewy grass of a midsummer's night, awakening from my slumber
gazing upon the sleepy stars of nothingness
thinking empty thoughts of joy and sorrow
my eyes wide with amazement and curiosity
each breath timeless
the gentle breeze blowing over my bare skinned chest
lifting me higher
the night's atmosphere forms
the soothing sound of silence
with no regret of unspoken words
only the despair of forgotten thoughts
with darkness awaiting once more
there's nothing to be done
for only the one who finds peace within themselves
will know how to handle the near deathly rejection of the coldest soul
the ignorant decision of your only true loved one
will shatter your heart like a fragile piece of crystal
once beautiful, now broken
never give your heart to anyone<HR>


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Ack! I dont believe I lost!! And here I was thinking its such an unfair competition, me a semi-pro against amateurs. Well, at last some of you liked it.

'At least', I meant, not 'at last'.