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Old 08-28-2019, 04:31 PM   #1
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Can you spot the error in this story by a professional Rare writer? I laughed , then wondered if a new word was used. Imagine being paid to write this and being paid to proofread it.

The dog attack victim’s injuries were so severe that officers reported they could see bone through his multiple bite wounds. Responding police applied tunicates to the man before he was taken to the hospital in serious condition.


Apparently two pit bulls were attacking the man in the street. One was shot dead and the other took off after being shot and wounded
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Old 08-28-2019, 04:40 PM   #2
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They should have applied leeches rather than turnicates ??
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Old 08-28-2019, 07:22 PM   #3
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They should have applied leeches rather than turnicates ??
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The proofreader should have caught that immediately.
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