I put my profile up on MAtch.com - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 04:54 PM

Ill report results in 2 weeks

http://match.com/usearch/showprofile...46454 D4A474F

gruffy · 05-06-2003, 04:57 PM

Dude post your profile.

Is it something like:

"Do you dig Guido Styles? Do you need to be put in your motha-fuckin place, bitch? If so, hit me up. Let's spend some time together. I'll make you pay for dinner, fuck you in the ass, and throw you curbside. Sound like fun? Let's chat and get to know eachother then!"

AdultNex · 05-06-2003, 04:57 PM

What's your zip code?

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 04:58 PM

hold on ill get a link its funny

EscortBiz · 05-06-2003, 05:02 PM

http://www.match.com/qsearch/showpro...dle=bartendr69

WiredGuy · 05-06-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
http://www.match.com/qsearch/showpro...dle=bartendr69

It scares me that EscortBiz had that link very handy and could post it before Juicy did

WG

AdultNex · 05-06-2003, 05:04 PM

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From 3 feet 1 inches To 8 feet 11 inches

I'm a midget. Can I apply?

KrazieSweets · 05-06-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by gruffy
Dude post your profile.

Is it something like:

"Do you dig Guido Styles? Do you need to be put in your motha-fuckin place, bitch? If so, hit me up. Let's spend some time together. I'll make you pay for dinner, fuck you in the ass, and throw you curbside. Sound like fun? Let's chat and get to know eachother then!"

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy

It scares me that EscortBiz had that link very handy and could post it before Juicy did

WG

Me and Escort double team broads on the weekends

WiredGuy · 05-06-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Me and Escort double team broads on the weekends

Recruiting for hotlocalescorts?
WG

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Recruiting for hotlocalescorts?
WG

Just for fun

EscortBiz · 05-06-2003, 05:10 PM

lol guys

I think youll do well with match

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
lol guys

I think youll do well with match

I have been on jdate , but the hot chciks are mostly in the city not the island

EscortBiz · 05-06-2003, 05:13 PM

ok here is a scary female profile in your area

click on more pics

http://www.match.com/qsearch/showpro...e=Victoria1207

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
ok here is a scary female profile in your area

click on more pics

http://www.match.com/qsearch/showpro...e=Victoria1207

It look like aweight watchers advertisement

AdultNex · 05-06-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
ok here is a scary female profile in your area

click on more pics

http://www.match.com/qsearch/showpro...e=Victoria1207

Scary? Am I missing something?

Machete_ · 05-06-2003, 05:15 PM

"Let's be honest it doesn't really matters what I say here. If you like my pic you will probably going to email me and if you don't you probably haven't made it this far. "

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex

Scary? Am I missing something?

click on more photos

vegasdude · 05-06-2003, 05:16 PM

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk
"Let's be honest it doesn't really matters what I say here. If you like my pic you will probably going to email me and if you don't you probably haven't made it this far. "

u like, straight and to the point

SleazyDream · 05-06-2003, 05:17 PM

cheating n cheshire already?

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
cheating n cheshire already?

She my fuck buddy on the west coast

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

She my fuck buddy on the west coast, BTW sleazy i threw in some big mac coupons in your package

Machete_ · 05-06-2003, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

u like, straight and to the point

yep - cut the crap.
When the girls start to answer, and want to se your websites, wich will you show them first; Porn or bookstore ?

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

yep - cut the crap.
When the girls start to answer, and want to se your websites, wich will you show them first; Porn or bookstore ?

Neither.... I am aprogrammer for a so and so company. I dont let people know anything right awya especially the broads

asuna · 05-06-2003, 05:26 PM

hahah classic

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I don't play games and have no interest in women that do. Let's be honest it doesn't really matters what I say here. If you like my pic you will probably going to email me and if you don't you probably haven't made it this far.

corvette · 05-06-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy

It scares me that EscortBiz had that link very handy and could post it before Juicy did

WG

escortbiz knows what you ate for lunch last Tuesday and the license plate numbers of all of the cars outside of the hospital while you were being delivered

EscortBiz · 05-06-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by corvett

escortbiz knows what you ate for lunch last Tuesday and the license plate numbers of all of the cars outside of the hospital while you were being delivered

Funny but true

asuna · 05-06-2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett

escortbiz knows what you ate for lunch last Tuesday and the license plate numbers of all of the cars outside of the hospital while you were being delivered

he's outside your kitchen window

Machete_ · 05-06-2003, 05:36 PM

vegas2003 · 05-06-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Ill report results in 2 weeks

http://match.com/usearch/showprofile...46454 D4A474F

hey man-how's the temperature on long island these days? I lived in valley stream my whole life up till 3 months ago-

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegas2003
hey man-how's the temperature on long island these days? I lived in valley stream my whole life up till 3 months ago-

Lately its fucking 70 degress one day then 40 the next the winter was full of fucking snow. Valley stream has alotof sluts that fuck i hear

BVF · 05-06-2003, 05:54 PM

come on man, you're taking the easy way out when it comes to online pussy...

Everybody knows the true sport of online pussyhunting begins with member profile searches on AOL.....I don't even live in a big city and I get plenty of sluts off of AOL....

In New York, you should clean up

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
come on man, you're taking the easy way out when it comes to online pussy...

Everybody knows the true sport of online pussyhunting begins with member profile searches on AOL.....I don't even live in a big city and I get plenty of sluts off of AOL....

In New York, you should clean up

Give us some pointers and secrets

KRL · 05-06-2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk

programmer4hire · 05-06-2003, 08:15 PM

I put up a profile about 8 months ago and had put "not telling" for income...got a few responses during a few weeks...I then changed it to $100,000 - $150,000 and the responses rolled in...of course they were all golddiggers!

Chris

lil2rich4u2 · 05-06-2003, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I would love to meet a woman who will give 100% to me.

so your into anal and golden showers is what your saying?

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

so your into anal and golden showers is what your saying?

yes

vegas2003 · 05-06-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by programmer4hire
I put up a profile about 8 months ago and had put "not telling" for income...got a few responses during a few weeks...I then changed it to $100,000 - $150,000 and the responses rolled in...of course they were all golddiggers!

Chris

if you banged them does it matter if they are golddiggers?

Plat · 05-06-2003, 08:54 PM

haha nice one guido

DrewKole · 05-06-2003, 09:07 PM

Most of those chat services don't really have a high amount of women who buy a membership there, to msg other people.

if they do, they are either 50+ or 500+. =)

Just a little fyi, rest looks good tho...

Good call on not mentioning your fetish with dicks and cum.

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegas2003
if you banged them does it matter if they are golddiggers?

are there any women that are hot that are not goldiggers in one way or another?

Juicy D. Links · 05-06-2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole

Good call on not mentioning your fetish with dicks and cum.

I like to surprise them with that after the second date

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gruffy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canuckastan Posts: 776	Dude post your profile. Is it something like: "Do you dig Guido Styles? Do you need to be put in your motha-fuckin place, bitch? If so, hit me up. Let's spend some time together. I'll make you pay for dinner, fuck you in the ass, and throw you curbside. Sound like fun? Let's chat and get to know eachother then!"

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