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just a punk · 07-24-2019, 01:49 AM

https://translate.google.com/transla...seya-navalnogo

The politician says he is in a police station again after a morning running. He says he is like a fool stays there is shorts but wanted to buy flowers to his wife who has a birthday today. He says to her "sorry for the fuck up again" and smiles.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0Si5KNFYLg/

Only in Russia

P.S. Have you traveled to Russia? No? Do you have shorts? Welcome!

Alex_Alex · 07-24-2019, 09:14 AM

He is not a politician, he is a jester. They laugh at his tricks in Russia, but in the USA he would be in prison or in a grave for such jokes

Bladewire · 07-24-2019, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex_Alex

in the USA he would be in prison or in a grave for such jokes

You are lying

Also

Russia is a shithole dictatorship

just a punk · 07-24-2019, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex_Alex

He is not a politician, he is a jester.

He is the most powerful politician in Russia - the one who has took almost 30% in the Moscow Major elections. He was not allowed to participate on TV. Even his banners on Moscow buildings were removed, because his name is forbidden and Putin piss his pants when he hears it. The voting process was fully faked and... still almost 30% of the Moscow citizens have voted for Navalny. According to the official statistics, only mental hospitals, police stations and prison inmates have voted for his opponent. This is a fucking official statistic.

My closest friend is a deputy of "Единая Россия" party, but he and his wife were voting for Navalny. Surprised?

Not a politician? How come? if Putin officially (this is admitted by his spokesman) is afraid to say Navalny? He is officially afraid. Officially, according to Dmitry Peskov. Even Harry Potter knows that Navalny is a synonym of Voldemort in Russia because Putin is fuckin' afraid of him.

Not a politician... aha...

Какой-то хуялис-хуялинск из нахуйвротбенинска мне рассказывает о том, кто является политиком в Москве. Иди коров дои или у коня передерни - хрен знает, чем вы там в своих нищих регионах занимаетесь. Собянин по любому возьмет ваши деньги и перекладет плитку по Москве в новом лакшери сиайле коллекции этого года. Заводы по произвосдству этой плитки принадлежает его жене, так что сосите собянинский член, смерды

Alex_Alex · 07-24-2019, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

You are lying

Also

Russia is a shithole dictatorship

Dictatorship

...not sure.
Emperor Vladimir established the monarchy form of government, just not everyone understood it

just a punk · 07-24-2019, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by alex_alex

emperor vladimir established the monarchy form of government, just not everyone understood it

Ну скажем так, что тут совершенно точно не все понимают твой "английский". Возможно проблема именно в этом?

Bladewire · 07-24-2019, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex_Alex

Dictatorship

...not sure.
Emperor Vladimir established the monarchy form of government, just not everyone understood it

Russia is a shithole dictatorship

FACT

I feel bad for the Russian people having to deal with the corruption & hate in their country

just a punk · 07-24-2019, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bladewire

russia is a shithole dictatorship

Ты от СПИДА раньше времени не сдохни. Тут лекарства бесплатно дают - приезжай.

pimpmaster9000 · 07-24-2019, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Russia is a shithole dictatorship

FACT

I feel bad for the Russian people having to deal with the corruption & hate in their country

the USA is an auction kleptocracy...money decides the two party only elections and more "democracy" can be "lobbied" for money...is that not a corrupt system as well?...hypocrite

Bladewire · 07-24-2019, 11:33 AM

Why does Russia have the highest AIDS epidemic in the western world? The only country with higher AIDS infections is sub-Saharan Africa.

Why does Putin have reporters arrested for reporting the truth?

Why does Putin have children arrested by police in the street for reciting Shakespeare?

Alex_Alex · 07-24-2019, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Not a politician? How come? if Putin officially (this is admitted by his spokesman) is afraid to say Navalny? He is officially afraid. Officially, according to Dmitry Peskov. Even Harry Potter knows that Navalny is a synonym of Voldemort in Russia because Putin is fuckin' afraid of him.

Navalny was strong until 2014. He allows himself to lie and never apologizes for that. He scolds everyone who stands in his way. He urges schoolchildren to break the law while he is at home. He often and radically changes his point of view (for example in relation to the Crimea). He has no serious support and political program.
Many people think that Navalny is a project of the Kremlin, he creates a beautiful picture for the West, fills dozens of news feeds with nonsense.
It was a mistake to remove Navalny from the presidential race, except that Putin did not want to show Navalny’s low rating to the whole world.
Today you are looking at Navalny, at the police, at his confrontation with the Kremlin, and you see the “shithole dictatorship”.
This is not a real picture, this is the past. There is no opposition in Russia today. Even if tomorrow Putin is removed, it will not help Aleksey Navalny to get power

Alex_Alex · 07-24-2019, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberseo

Ну скажем так, что тут совершенно точно не все понимают твой "английский". Возможно проблема именно в этом?

Я использую Гугл для перевода.
В том сообщении я хотел сказать, что диктатура это давно пройденный этап и сейчас в одних руках власть как у царя, Ивана Грозного, к примеру.
Жена говорит, что англоязычные наши партнеры, не воспринимают сарказм и шутки в моей подаче.
Алигория, начало 20го века, мальчик одевается как девочка, его ругают по всякому и есть шанс, что он послушает и встанет в строй. По моему мнению это, ругань и т.п. было актуально 10 лет назад. Сегодня мальчик физически обернулся в девочку, а банты и лифчики стали обычными атрибутами, ругать за которые не правильно и нужно искать другой подход.

just a punk · 07-24-2019, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Why does Russia have the highest AIDS epidemic in the western world?

Because you American fags have to pay for it. You are the people of 2nd sort who can't do a HIV test for free. You can't even get a free pills against HIV. A doomed nation...

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Originally Posted by Alex_Alex

Navalny was strong until 2014. He allows himself to lie and never apologizes for that.

I adon't understand what your say. Seems Google Translate doesn't work for you. Если хочешь что-то сказать, по пиши по-русски. Тут пол форума на нем говорят, нафиг заморачиваться и стрематься с языком, которого ты не понимаешь?

blackmonsters · 07-24-2019, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

You from AIDS do not die before time. Here drugs give for free - come.

Гугл переводчик работает, ты идиот.

just a punk · 07-24-2019, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Гугл переводчик работает, ты идиот.

Красава - набор бессмысленной абракадабры. Так че за претензии в мой скромный адрес, если гугль не тянет? That's a senseless bullshit.

Иными словами, нахуя дохуя нахуячили? Расхуячивайте нахуй!

Google will translate... aha, you wish...

Alex_Alex · 07-24-2019, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberseo

Если хочешь что-то сказать, по пиши по-русски. Тут пол форума на нем говорят, нафиг заморачиваться и стрематься с языком, которого ты не понимаешь?

Благодарю за наставление) Впредь обещаю, баталии, касающиеся России, Белоруссии и Украины, вести исключительно на русском.

blackmonsters · 07-24-2019, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Красава - набор бессмысленной абракадабры. Так че за претензии в мой скромный адрес, если гугль не тянет? That's a senseless bullshit. Нахуя дохуя нахуячили? Расхуячивайте нахуй!

Google will translate, aha...

твоя мама!

Bladewire · 07-24-2019, 01:13 PM

CyberAIDS is acting manic again must be his new AIDS medication

just a punk · 07-24-2019, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

the USA is an auction kleptocracy...money decides the two party only elections and more "democracy" can be "lobbied" for money...is that not a corrupt system as well?...hypocrite

The Americans have renamed corruption into "lobby" so technically it's not a corruption anymore. Now if you are some Hillary Clinton takes the money from Saudis that committed a so-called 9/11 terrorist attack, you're not into corruption, because you are playing by the rules. It's a fair business and the corruption index of your country is as low as nothing

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Originally Posted by Alex_Alex

Благодарю за наставление) Впредь обещаю, баталии, касающиеся России, Белоруссии и Украины, вести исключительно на русском.

Пару дней назад Металлика "Группу Крови" на русском спела, сейчас вон выше даже афроамериканец что-то на русском про мою маму пишет. По мне так это прогресс - они развиваются ;)

З.Ы. Про Белоруссию ничего не знаю, кроме того, что Батька недавно уебал сказочного стулом (там было за что и Батька - красавец, однозначно). А вот Украине желаю всего наилучшего. Возможно, Зеленский реально сможет как-то поправить ситуацию. Очень амбициозный мужик и очень надеюсь что он не очередная марионетка сказочного.

ghjghj · 07-24-2019, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

CyberAIDS is acting manic again must be his new AIDS medication

nobody likes you and your fake nicks. Always projecting. Sad. many such cases

just a punk · 07-24-2019, 07:36 PM

2those who say that gfy.com is an English-speaking board. That's a bullshit. First of all, it's an international place with many German, Czech and even Norwegian members (ok, maybe one, but he exists). Almost a third of members here are Russian (including those silent ones like Oracle Porn).

And now the second thing. The gfy.com domain was registered by a Russian guy Vlad and then it was sold to Eric.

Maybe sad, but true.

07-24-2019, 01:49 AM	#1
just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,384	Morning running is dangerous in Russia https://translate.google.com/transla...seya-navalnogo The politician says he is in a police station again after a morning running. He says he is like a fool stays there is shorts but wanted to buy flowers to his wife who has a birthday today. He says to her "sorry for the fuck up again" and smiles. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0Si5KNFYLg/ Only in Russia P.S. Have you traveled to Russia? No? Do you have shorts? Welcome! __________________ Obey the Cowgod

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,384	2those who say that gfy.com is an English-speaking board. That's a bullshit. First of all, it's an international place with many German, Czech and even Norwegian members (ok, maybe one, but he exists). Almost a third of members here are Russian (including those silent ones like Oracle Porn). And now the second thing. The gfy.com domain was registered by a Russian guy Vlad and then it was sold to Eric. Maybe sad, but true. __________________ Obey the Cowgod

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Alex_Alex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 12	He is not a politician, he is a jester. They laugh at his tricks in Russia, but in the USA he would be in prison or in a grave for such jokes

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Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	Why does Russia have the highest AIDS epidemic in the western world? The only country with higher AIDS infections is sub-Saharan Africa. Why does Putin have reporters arrested for reporting the truth? Why does Putin have children arrested by police in the street for reciting Shakespeare?