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Sarah_Jayne · 05-06-2003, 08:12 AM

Star Spangled Ice Cream Co. Celebrates Iraqi Road to Freedom!

Grateful Americans Welcome Home the Troops with Star Spangled Ice Cream

Signature Flavor 'I Hate the French Vanilla!' Is a Huge Hit

WASHINGTON, May 6 /PRNewswire/ -- Hundreds of Americans are welcoming home the troops with Star Spangled Ice Cream, saying "Thank you!" from a grateful nation.

In the six weeks since Star Spangled Ice Cream first went on the market, Americans who love Ben & Jerry's ice cream, but hate Ben & Jerry's politics, have said a resounding "Yes!" to the conservative alternative.

The Star Spangled Ice Cream Company, founded by three veteran members of the vast rightwing conspiracy, offers consumers super premium ice cream in four politically incorrect flavors: I Hate the French Vanilla, Iraqi Road, Smaller Govern-mint, Nutty Environmentalist. Star Spangled Ice Cream can be ordered on the Internet and shipped frozen directly to consumers by overnight delivery.

www.StarSpangledIceCream.com

Ten percent of every purchase of Star Spangled Ice Cream goes to charities that support the heroic men and women in America's Armed Forces. Star Spangled Ice Cream is a great way to say "Thanks" to America's brave men and women returning from Iraq.

"Star Spangled can ship anywhere in the continental U.S. in two days," said Vice President Richard Lessner. "We're encouraging Americans to send a military family Star Spangled Ice Cream to welcome the troops home from the Iraqi Road to freedom."

What the Press Is Saying About Star Spangled Ice Cream

"I have Star Spangled Ice Cream in the freezer at home."

--Mancow, nationally syndicated radio host and Fox News regular

"Even butterfat is partisan now. Three self-described 'members of the right-wing conspiracy' loved Ben & Jerry's but hated ... 'wacko left wing causes.'"

--The New York Times

"The conservative alternative to left-wing Ben & Jerry's."

--The Washington Times

"For those who don't want their money funneled to left-wing causes."

--The Philadelphia Daily News

"You might try a bowl of I Hate the French Vanilla ice cream."

--The Weekly Standard

"I love it!"

--Laura Ingraham

Nationally syndicated talk show host

"Conservative ice cream lovers have gone unserved for too long ... The result is a buttery ice cream that comes in four conservative flavors."

--Financial Times (London)

"Infuriated by the hippie politics of Ben & Jerry's, a group of Republicans in the US have set up Star Spangled Ice Cream for those who want some patriotism with their pudding."

--The Independent (London)

"A trio of politicos has closed the conservative-liberal ice cream gap with the debut of Star Spangled Ice Cream."

--The Washington Times SOURCE Star Spangled Ice Cream Company
http://www.boston.com/dailynews/126/...Co_Ce%3A.shtml

dapproid · 05-06-2003, 08:25 AM

Hey! that is fucking hilarious. Now ppl don't have to buy the commie ice cream anymore.

"One I hate France burger with Donald Rumsfeld fries please"

05-06-2003, 08:12 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Right Wing Ice Cream Anyone? Star Spangled Ice Cream Co. Celebrates Iraqi Road to Freedom! Grateful Americans Welcome Home the Troops with Star Spangled Ice Cream Signature Flavor 'I Hate the French Vanilla!' Is a Huge Hit WASHINGTON, May 6 /PRNewswire/ -- Hundreds of Americans are welcoming home the troops with Star Spangled Ice Cream, saying "Thank you!" from a grateful nation. In the six weeks since Star Spangled Ice Cream first went on the market, Americans who love Ben & Jerry's ice cream, but hate Ben & Jerry's politics, have said a resounding "Yes!" to the conservative alternative. The Star Spangled Ice Cream Company, founded by three veteran members of the vast rightwing conspiracy, offers consumers super premium ice cream in four politically incorrect flavors: I Hate the French Vanilla, Iraqi Road, Smaller Govern-mint, Nutty Environmentalist. Star Spangled Ice Cream can be ordered on the Internet and shipped frozen directly to consumers by overnight delivery. www.StarSpangledIceCream.com Ten percent of every purchase of Star Spangled Ice Cream goes to charities that support the heroic men and women in America's Armed Forces. Star Spangled Ice Cream is a great way to say "Thanks" to America's brave men and women returning from Iraq. "Star Spangled can ship anywhere in the continental U.S. in two days," said Vice President Richard Lessner. "We're encouraging Americans to send a military family Star Spangled Ice Cream to welcome the troops home from the Iraqi Road to freedom." What the Press Is Saying About Star Spangled Ice Cream "I have Star Spangled Ice Cream in the freezer at home." --Mancow, nationally syndicated radio host and Fox News regular "Even butterfat is partisan now. Three self-described 'members of the right-wing conspiracy' loved Ben & Jerry's but hated ... 'wacko left wing causes.'" --The New York Times "The conservative alternative to left-wing Ben & Jerry's." --The Washington Times "For those who don't want their money funneled to left-wing causes." --The Philadelphia Daily News "You might try a bowl of I Hate the French Vanilla ice cream." --The Weekly Standard "I love it!" --Laura Ingraham Nationally syndicated talk show host "Conservative ice cream lovers have gone unserved for too long ... The result is a buttery ice cream that comes in four conservative flavors." --Financial Times (London) "Infuriated by the hippie politics of Ben & Jerry's, a group of Republicans in the US have set up Star Spangled Ice Cream for those who want some patriotism with their pudding." --The Independent (London) "A trio of politicos has closed the conservative-liberal ice cream gap with the debut of Star Spangled Ice Cream." --The Washington Times SOURCE Star Spangled Ice Cream Company http://www.boston.com/dailynews/126/...Co_Ce%3A.shtml

05-06-2003, 08:25 AM	#2
dapproid Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 469	Hey! that is fucking hilarious. Now ppl don't have to buy the commie ice cream anymore. "One I hate France burger with Donald Rumsfeld fries please" __________________ Data Entry - $680 \| Graphic Artist- $880 \| Developer - $980 \| System Administrator - $980 [email protected]