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Dildozer 05-06-2003 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
Crap...Dildozer...you saw the Happy Dance Video? OMG?
Where did you ever see or hear of that video?

An old roommate in BC had it and i watched it lol
even tho the info was dated it did provide some great knowledge

funkmaster 05-06-2003 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
Thanks for the good words funkmaster, much appreciated.
... pleasure, all the best with your site ... I am 100% sure it will rock !!

SEGuru 05-06-2003 04:36 PM

Ohhh you were talking about the Vancouver VideoTape series the Sweets shot. That was 5 days of seminar, starting at 8:30AM and going to 5:30 pm.

That was a boatload of info to deliver, even back then in the "early days." That seminar was the first one the Sweets did which kinda gave birth to Westcoastwebmasters.

Hell of a week that was! Who were you rooming with? Wondering if it was one of the attendees? I'm somewhat familiar with the Vancouver Webmaster crowd.

czarkazm 05-06-2003 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru

Don't slam something you know nothing about. :321GFY

hehehe

*cough* Something I don't know about? Something I fucking don't know about? Do you know me?

No, probably not. Mann, Dinioa, Al-Ghahmin, Big Rick, Mrs. Jello.....have you spoken to these people.....these are the kings of the industry....these are the multimillion dollar expired domain moguls.....well, guess who works with them on monetization strategies.....*cough* ......certainly aint you.

Your site is a farce and you and I both know it.
1. You have no PR.........so it's a quick in and out...you spam this shit, and get as many half-wits to sign up.
2. Hey, well hot dang, you got this great flash intro with some techno music....like whoa....I gotta signup now.
3. You dont even describe what the hell your service is about!

And what's with all these stupid beta tests? You throw up a 1/2 functional site selling utter crap and expect your friends at GFY to bite? Sad thing is you get so many eyeballs by trying to continue these gay threads, and of course, some dumbasses are going to sign up.

Maybe time for me to run my own little beta test promo........you want competition....let's have a FUCKIN competition....your site vs. mine....lets compare features, lets compare prices, hell, lets offer a FREE TRIAL period where you can hammer our site to oblivion for 24 hours.......

your product sucks and any half-sane person will tell you that......

SEGuru 05-06-2003 06:08 PM

You must be kidding guy. I'm here to provide a service and have been around this space for years, helped numerous people and continue to do so.

I'll not ooze testosterone and beat my chest. I'm here to provide support, education, and results in the form of a service. You wanna knock that, cool. Thats your perogative and opinion.

harvey 05-06-2003 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by vegasdude


You have successfully signed up and made a payment of $29.95.

Subscription Name:
PayPal: 1 Month Recurring Membership at SEGuru.Net


Contact Information

Business Name:
Absolute Marketing International

i click continue and:

Method Not Allowed
The requested method POST is not allowed for the URL /paypal.html

:(

same here. and how do I get my free month? didn't see anything at the site :(

harvey 05-06-2003 06:33 PM

email address f_devin......

Zprogramz 05-06-2003 08:13 PM

Guru,

Check out our processot at Netbilling.com.

They will let you control your own scrubbing.

Z

nuclei 05-06-2003 08:34 PM

Well I wont say much about his site when he is a new competitor of one of our own, but SEGuru himself has always been a very helpful person to webmasters. I have been to a number of conventions he has given free seminars at and gave very relevant info during. Slamming him is not only low class but just plain stupid.

Daron, I hope you do extremely well man. Good luck.

Luc 05-06-2003 08:46 PM

Best of luck from a fellow competitor!

:) :) :)

Donny 05-06-2003 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by czarkazm
Dude,

In all honesty...your site totally blows.....apart from the fact that you're easily jipping all these naive people into thinking they're getting something of value, you're pretty much giving away lists that are commonly available for free across the net.

And Google LP checking, nothing special. In fact, I'm using several freeware tools which are BETTER than your site...unequivocally.

Only a fool would waste money on such an inferior and widely available service on the net. Everyone is right, you were a little late in the expired domains game, and you're just trying to milk everyone for what you can now.

Ah well, some people will bite. GL

You took the words out of my mouth. But in all honesty, I do have hard feelings from a few years ago towards "Guru".

"Guru" and I got into a message board argument when he first came on board with sex.com. Gary Kremen and I had formed an LLC together a few months before he met "Guru". We intended to provide content and market a few paysites (completely seperate from sex.com, of course). But, to make a long story short, mouthing off about "Guru" really fucked it up. I mouthed off about "Guru" on a well known message board (not this one) right after Gary turned the reigns of sex.com over to him. After making such a commitment, Gary had to stick up for him. It pissed me off.

So why did I mouth off about "Guru"?

Before entering the adult world I was a computer consultant. Among other things, I consulted with my "mainstream" clients on search engines. At the time some of the advice "Guru" was giving was very outdated and a sure way to be banned forever from search engines. I haven't kept up with his current practices. I'm sure he's changed his tactics. But back then he was just talking to hear himself talk. Unless you knew better, he sounded like he knew what he was talking about. I'm sure he did at one time, but search engines were changing drastically and "Guru" was too busy lecturing on search engines to actually keep up with the technology search engines were using. Gary was new to the adult world at the time and was eating up his advice because he is, after all, a bonafide "Guru". :)

Since Gary choose to listen to the shitty search engine advice he was receiving from "Guru", he and I parted ways and rarely spoke. Now we're friends again (I live 5 minutes from him). Gary's since let me know that the things I was telling him turned out to be true after all. I feel vindicated. :)

So, master "Guru", since sex.com is over for you and we haven't spoken since our "falling out", I'd like to offer to bury the hatchet on this thread and become friends.

And I'd like to wish you good luck with your new venture!

:thumbsup

NETbilling 05-06-2003 09:38 PM

Guru,

Hit me up on ICQ tinight if you are up.

117496436

Thank you, Mitch Farber

Brujah 05-06-2003 09:41 PM

yeah Guru.. good luck man. and don't forget, you can make some decent cash upselling to the Best ;)

Donny 05-06-2003 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
Thanks for the good words funkmaster, much appreciated.
Uh, Guru? I believe funk was talking about czarkazm.

Brujah 05-06-2003 09:42 PM

czarkasm's just mad because he doesn't have anything at SEGuru's site that he hasn't already stolen from other sites. he needs new material or at least new hype.

d0se 05-06-2003 09:54 PM

"Got PR0?"

:thumbsup

Dildozer 05-06-2003 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by d0se
"Got PR0?"

:thumbsup

hahaha reminds me one time i was talking to a GFYer on ICQ and i was telling him that i got one of my domains fucked cuzx it got Pr0, and the guy replies something like this: "What? What did PR0 do to your site? that fucker!" or something like that

funny shit

Brujah 05-06-2003 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by d0se
"Got PR0?"

:thumbsup

Add a nice pagerank toolbar image and you've got an awesome new tshirt.

Dildozer 05-06-2003 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
Ohhh you were talking about the Vancouver VideoTape series the Sweets shot. That was 5 days of seminar, starting at 8:30AM and going to 5:30 pm.

That was a boatload of info to deliver, even back then in the "early days." That seminar was the first one the Sweets did which kinda gave birth to Westcoastwebmasters.

Hell of a week that was! Who were you rooming with? Wondering if it was one of the attendees? I'm somewhat familiar with the Vancouver Webmaster crowd.

I think so. Guy's name was Trister, he's the one that got me interested in all this filthy biz.

d0se 05-06-2003 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer


hahaha reminds me one time i was talking to a GFYer on ICQ and i was telling him that i got one of my domains fucked cuzx it got Pr0, and the guy replies something like this: "What? What did PR0 do to your site? that fucker!" or something like that

funny shit

Haha yah his nick has always filled me with a certain fear....

Dildozer 05-06-2003 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by d0se


Haha yah his nick has always filled me with a certain fear....

Party Goat scared me even more

nuclei 05-06-2003 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah
yeah Guru.. good luck man. and don't forget, you can make some decent cash upselling to the Best ;)
he knows that. thats why he is an affiliate of fallendomains :1orglaugh

SEGuru 05-06-2003 10:57 PM

Damn, I take my lady to dinner and come back to an interesting thread.

Ok, so jabs and bs aside guys, as much as we all enjoy it.

We have found the paypal problem, so that is being resolved as we speak.

Again, thanks for the kinds words and support from you guys and again...let us know how we can meet and exceed your expectations and we'll be there!

harvey 05-06-2003 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by SEGuru
Damn, I take my lady to dinner and come back to an interesting thread.

Ok, so jabs and bs aside guys, as much as we all enjoy it.

We have found the paypal problem, so that is being resolved as we speak.

Again, thanks for the kinds words and support from you guys and again...let us know how we can meet and exceed your expectations and we'll be there!

well, I'm still waiting...

SEGuru 05-07-2003 01:00 AM

Hey Harvey,

Check that Email, you are all set. We have resolved the Paypal issue and all is well there as well. Thanks for the info on that error guys.

Reak 05-07-2003 01:02 AM

How to make a email adress on hotmail.com :1orglaugh

Brujah 05-07-2003 01:06 AM

Hey bitch quit referer spamming me.
Next time.. :ak47:

funkmaster 05-07-2003 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nuclei
Well I wont say much about his site when he is a new competitor of one of our own, but SEGuru himself has always been a very helpful person to webmasters. I have been to a number of conventions he has given free seminars at and gave very relevant info during. Slamming him is not only low class but just plain stupid.

Daron, I hope you do extremely well man. Good luck.

... you better not say anyting bad, you are allowed to speak when at least 5% of your crappy scripts and services work ...

... ohhh, just noticed you didnīt say anything bad ... good stuff ... no go and fix you scripts ...

funkmaster 05-07-2003 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


Uh, Guru? I believe funk was talking about czarkazm.

... no, I was actually talking about the guru ... got confused myself when I re-read it this morning ... blame it on the beers ...

Stalinrocks 05-07-2003 02:27 AM

What's an email?

jimmyzeez 05-07-2003 05:31 PM

SEGURU is a professional and a good guy. Sex.Com has been in regular contact with him since his departure and we are always open to engaging in other business opportunities with him.

SEGuru 05-07-2003 05:35 PM

Ahem, So about that foreign traffic of yours? hehehehe

Sex.com won't penalize someone using an expired domain to buy traffic for you are they Steve?

:Graucho

jimmyzeez 05-07-2003 05:42 PM

Sex.Com does not penalize and can provide country specific traffic for better conversions -

nuclei 05-07-2003 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Hey bitch quit referer spamming me.
Next time.. :ak47:

Daron are you using my script on brujahs site? oh nevermind, according to mark my scripts dont work =)


ahahahahahaha

nuclei 05-07-2003 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyzeez
Sex.Com does not penalize and can provide country specific traffic for better conversions -
jimmy if you guys wholesale traffic you might want to talk to KC Wright at adult-site-traffic.com he may be very interested.

Adult Site Traffic 05-07-2003 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by nuclei


Daron are you using my script on brujahs site? oh nevermind, according to mark my scripts dont work =)


ahahahahahaha


Yea, LOL. Well, Perlcoders scripts seem to work pretty dam well for me.

I mean, I'd like to see scripts that go thru more abuse than I put them thru and still work just perfectly, LOL.

And yes jimmy, I'd like to talk to you about wholesale traffic. Hit me up sometime .. :)

Adult Site Traffic

nuclei 05-07-2003 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nuclei


Daron are you using my script on brujahs site? oh nevermind, according to mark my scripts dont work =)


Xbiz even published an article by me about this method SEGuru =)
Check it out.


ahahahahahaha

blah i hate hitting quote instead of edit :P

SEGuru 05-07-2003 10:39 PM

Ummhmmm Nuc...

Saw the endorsement in that article. Actually didn't know you did that article until peeps were talking about it.

I luv Perlcoders scripts, and they have been effective for me. Always happy with your products Nuc. Keep it up bro!

Brujah 05-07-2003 10:46 PM

I had an article about this last month on my site. Didn't upsell a script from it though. Might not be a bad idea to go back and add an affiliate link.

nuclei 05-08-2003 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
I had an article about this last month on my site. Didn't upsell a script from it though. Might not be a bad idea to go back and add an affiliate link.
Brujah, feel free. Ill be more than happy to pay you every month for sales, same as i expect you will be paying me soon enough from a few new projects we have going that Ive been considering upselling you at =)

It aint about like, it's about the benjamins


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