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  • pimpmaster9000
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2011
    • 26732

    #1

    RAMBO: last blood!

    LAST BLOOOOOOOOOOD!
    they should make geriatric terminator vs geriatric rambo...old corpse mother fuckers in their caskets moved by strings...


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  • Rochard
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    • Dec 2001
    • 75733

    #2
    I saw an interview by Liam Neeson who said his movies are so fake... He said he was an old man who has aches and pains, and he could never do anything of the things in the movies. Don't get me wrong, Sylvester Stallone could kick my ass but... At a certain point these actors are just way too old for these movies. They are great fun and all that and I enjoy them, but afterwards I'm like "I bet you he has to get up three times a night to pee".

    What they need to do is introduce a son early on, and then let the son take over to keep the franchise alive.
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY

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    • k0nr4d
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2006
      • 9231

      #3
      Not enough rambo in this rambo tbh
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      • adultinnovation
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        • Mar 2019
        • 5342

        #4
        Rambo's like 85 years old
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        • just a punk
          So fuckin' bored
          • Jun 2003
          • 32393

          #5


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          • pimpmaster9000
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2011
            • 26732

            #6
            rambo 99: they drag slys corpse in an open casket with a pick up truck and they dig up his former enemies and drag them next to him, also in caskets, but they tie guns to the caskets and set them on fire...and tow the burning old man corpse casket train until shit falls apart...

            rambo 100: they scrape the remains of the cropses from rambo 99 and put them in buckets...they tie guns to the buckets and set them on fire...

            rambo 101: they collect the ashes from rambo 100 and carry it around in a glass jar and tie a gun to it...

            rocky 17: sly and drago duke it out in wheelchairs and creeds grand grand son and dragos grand grand grand son duke it out with crutches...sly has been a corpse since rocky 9 ...

            expendables 27: 10-15 "A list" male actor corpses dug up and guns tied to coffins and dragged around town...

            fast and furious 47: caskets tied to cars with guns tied to caskets...monitors on caskets with vin diesel saying stupid shit...
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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94725

              #7
              Looks hardboiled . . .

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              • just a punk
                So fuckin' bored
                • Jun 2003
                • 32393

                #8
                Rambo I was a good movie. I still like it. Rambo II - a funny comedy. But Rambo III... For serious?

                Some says that Soviet Union has lost the Afghan war like Americans lost their war to Vietnam. That's not true. The Soviet forces were pulled out with a parade like winners as a gesture of good will of Gorbachev to the United States of America. You all know how this good will turned out for you at September 11 of 2001.

                These guys (many of them are just 18 year old kids) were fighting your fuckin' American Taliban headed by your CIA agent Osama Bin Laden.



                Ah Rambo III. A dance on ashes of all those who died on September 11th.

                BTW, if you want to see how a real Rambo looked like, look at the video above at a time mark 1:40. These are the real fighters who did this: Operation Storm-333 - Wikipedia (take your attention to the Strength and Casualties and losses columns). I doubt that even an imaginary Hollywood heroes may do this.

                If you want to make an action movie about real heroes (not the Marvel comics ones), you should film it about Operation Storm-333 when 660 Russian troops have stormed a well-secured palace with 2,200 guards, did their job and lost only 14. Do you understand that these guys may save all people killed in NY on September 11th of 2001 if they were not pulled out by Gorbachev? As a Russian I'm welcoming that decision because I don't want my people to return from that war in coffins, but IF I were an American I would very angry at why it happened. Remember, that about 90% of the Afghan territory was fully controlled by the Soviet forces when Gorbachev has made a gift to his new friend - the US president and pulled out the whole military group.
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                • desmoines
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 948

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rochard
                  I bet you he has to get up three times a night to pee.

                  that's going to happen to everybody with a prostate ... sad fact of life and aging

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                  • 8pt-buck
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4011

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rochard
                    I saw an interview by Liam Neeson who said his movies are so fake... He said he was an old man who has aches and pains, and he could never do anything of the things in the movies. Don't get me wrong, Sylvester Stallone could kick my ass but... At a certain point these actors are just way too old for these movies. They are great fun and all that and I enjoy them, but afterwards I'm like "I bet you he has to get up three times a night to pee".

                    What they need to do is introduce a son early on, and then let the son take over to keep the franchise alive.

                    Check his net worth compared to yours .. Sly is still making bank -

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                    • PR_Glen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 9058

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CyberSEO
                      Rambo I was a good movie. I still like it. Rambo II - a funny comedy. But Rambo III... For serious?

                      Some says that Soviet Union has lost the Afghan war like Americans lost their war to Vietnam. That's not true. The Soviet forces were pulled out with a parade like winners as a gesture of good will of Gorbachev to the United States of America. You all know how this good will turned out for you at September 11 of 2001.

                      These guys (many of them are just 18 year old kids) were fighting your fuckin' American Taliban headed by your CIA agent Osama Bin Laden.



                      Ah Rambo III. A dance on ashes of all those who died on September 11th.

                      BTW, if you want to see how a real Rambo looked like, look at the video above at a time mark . These are the real fighters who did this: Operation Storm-333 - Wikipedia (take your attention to the Strength and Casualties and losses columns). I doubt that even an imaginary Hollywood heroes may do this.

                      If you want to make an action movie about real heroes (not the Marvel comics ones), you should film it about Operation Storm-333 when 660 Russian troops have stormed a well-secured palace with 2,200 guards, did their job and lost only 14. Do you understand that these guys may save all people killed in NY on September 11th of 2001 if they were not pulled out by Gorbachev? As a Russian I'm welcoming that decision because I don't want my people to return from that war in coffins, but IF I were an American I would very angry at why it happened. Remember, that about 90% of the Afghan territory was fully controlled by the Soviet forces when Gorbachev has made a gift to his new friend - the US president and pulled out the whole military group.
                      No you were just too young to read through the propaganda. You not only lost that war you spent so much money on it you bankrupted your nation in the process. Most of your nation still suffers from the effects of the spending for that war in particular.

                      You should take a step outside your nation to read about it some time. A history you don't have access to.
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                      • just a punk
                        So fuckin' bored
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 32393

                        #12
                        So what? Allahu Akbar Rambo and Osama Bin Laden in Afghanistan and New York?



                        2PR_Glen: I'm a kid of 70s and my relatives were at that war. You know only the US bullshit from the Hollywood movies. I know how it really was. So go fuck yourself, гандон. The Soviet Union has dissolved because the Soviet economical system - the stupid and dead born one. Some clowns say it was an Afghan war, some say it was Chernobyl, but in fact the $10 per a barrel of oil have ruined it.
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                        • babeterminal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 2751

                          #13
                          looking forward to arnie doing kindergarden again, the big softy

                          man didn't flinch when he was fly kicked in the back, i think arnie can take rambo

                          who's with me, Arnie is king of the geriatric old people's home of Beverly hills
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                          • adultinnovation
                            WIFE CHANGING MONEY
                            • Mar 2019
                            • 5342

                            #14
                            Arnold is a POS.... He cheated on his wife.. and pardoned a kid who made another kid a paraplegic by driving drunk because the kids father was his friend...


                            Van Damme is the one and only GOAT action movie star...


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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56228

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rochard
                              "I bet you he has to get up three times a night to pee".
                              I'd gladly hold it for him he has a beautiful cock





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