Two Tough Questions
Question 1:If you knew a woman who was
pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one
mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she
have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking
at the response for this
one.
Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader,
and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three
candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians,
and consults with astrologist
He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey
every evening.
Candidate C
He we is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on
his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our
choice?
Decide first... no peeking, then
scroll down for the response.
Candidate A
is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B
is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C
is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the
abortion question:
If you said YES,
you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes
a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this
note! Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try something
new.
Remember:
Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally,
can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the
following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the
535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of
new laws each year designed to keep the rest
of us in line.
You gotta pass this on....
2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Heaven has a wall, a gate and a strict immigration policy.
Hell has open borders.
Let that
sink in.
Question 1:If you knew a woman who was
pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one
mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she
have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking
at the response for this
one.
Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader,
and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three
candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians,
and consults with astrologist
He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey
every evening.
Candidate C
He we is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on
his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our
choice?
Decide first... no peeking, then
scroll down for the response.
Candidate A
is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B
is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C
is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the
abortion question:
If you said YES,
you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes
a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this
note! Keep reading..
Never be afraid to try something
new.
Remember:
Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally,
can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the
following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the
535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of
new laws each year designed to keep the rest
of us in line.
You gotta pass this on....
2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Heaven has a wall, a gate and a strict immigration policy.
Hell has open borders.
Let that
sink in.
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