TOP TIP: Next time you are in jail, and about to be raped...

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38938

    #1

    Content TOP TIP: Next time you are in jail, and about to be raped...

    Simply prepare by fashioning a shiv out of a small toothbrush, and inserting it up your ass, blunt end first. When they penetrate you, they will get a nasty surprise and soon learn not to do that to you (Or anyone) again...

    You're Welcome


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  • pimpmaster9000
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2011
    • 26732

    #2
    or simply avoid US government buildings
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    • HairyChick
      Slowly dying
      • Sep 2012
      • 3091

      #3
      Ouch!! I like it ��������������

      But the smart inmate will check first by sticking his fist up the butt and seeing if it hurts him. If it does, it’s worth the pain!
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      Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94722

        #4
        No heterosexual male knows how to perfectly harbor a toothbrush, of any size, inside his ass.

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38938

          #5
          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
          No heterosexual male knows how to perfectly harbor a toothbrush, of any size, inside his ass.


          Prison toothbrushes are very small...

          Source: Personal experience...


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