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  • escorpio
    doesn't fuck around.
    • Oct 2002
    • 23487

    #1

    Let's hear your fucked up jokes

    What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?







    Gang rape.
    Unvaxxed, still alive.
  • huey
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 3955

    #2
    What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?










    Aghhhhhhhhhhhh
    opinions are like assholes.................


    "They aren't after me, they are AFTER YOU! Im just in their way"
    -D.J. Trump

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38953

      #3
      Me...

      I AM a fucked up joke...


      👁️ 👍️ 💩

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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24818

        #4
        A family is on vacation and they stop at a hotel for the night. The dad goes in to the front office to check in, and tells the check-in guy, "I'm here with my wife and kids...so I hope the porn is disabled."

        The check-in guy says, "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"

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        • escorpio
          doesn't fuck around.
          • Oct 2002
          • 23487

          #5
          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
          Me...

          I AM a fucked up joke...
          What's brown and rhymes with snoop?










          Dr. Dre
          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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          • escorpio
            doesn't fuck around.
            • Oct 2002
            • 23487

            #6
            Originally posted by SilentKnight
            A family is on vacation and they stop at a hotel for the night. The dad goes in to the front office to check in, and tells the check-in guy, "I'm here with my wife and kids...so I hope the porn is disabled."

            The check-in guy says, "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"
            Unvaxxed, still alive.

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24818

              #7
              What’s the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period?

              You get your palm red for free

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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24818

                #8
                Three tampons are sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?

                Nothing. They’re stuck up cunts.

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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94741

                  #9
                  . . .

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                  • escorpio
                    doesn't fuck around.
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 23487

                    #10
                    What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?





                    I don't cry when I chop up a hooker.
                    Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      I hate when people tell me I can't relate to how racism affects others.

                      A couple years ago I was beaten by a group of skinheads. I ended up in the hospital for a week.

                      It was one helluva an initiation.

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                      • escorpio
                        doesn't fuck around.
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 23487

                        #12
                        How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?






                        AIDS
                        Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                        • GFED
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 8121

                          #13
                          How many calories does eating pussy have?
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                          It depends which way she wipes!
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                          • Farang
                            one sick puppy
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 11718

                            #14
                            Originally posted by escorpio
                            How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?






                            AIDS
                            This one’s funny
                            fbm

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                            • escorpio
                              doesn't fuck around.
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 23487

                              #15
                              What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?







                              Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                              • King Mark
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Aug 2016
                                • 27033

                                #16
                                On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.


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                                • Look Chang
                                  Voyeur
                                  • Sep 2010
                                  • 18262

                                  #17
                                  I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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                                  • brassmonkey
                                    Pay It Forward
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77397

                                    #18
                                    saw this on a racist forum

                                    when a half mexican and white guy gets mad at school. he shoots up the school and mows the lawn.
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                                    • Paul Markham
                                      Too old to care
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 52942

                                      #19



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                                      • ianmoone332000
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2014
                                        • 1706

                                        #20
                                        Worst one i ever heard was:

                                        Whats the worst part of raping a 5 year old?

                                        Trying to get the blood out of your Barnie costume
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                                        • escorpio
                                          doesn't fuck around.
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 23487

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                          saw this on a racist forum

                                          when a half mexican and white guy gets mad at school. he shoots up the school and mows the lawn.
                                          Hey man, keep the racism on your racist forum. You too, Dead Eye. You boys disappoint me.
                                          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                          • JesseQuinn
                                            feeding the wolves
                                            • Aug 2012
                                            • 6632

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Dead Eye
                                            On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

                                            throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                            • brassmonkey
                                              Pay It Forward
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 77397

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Look Chang
                                              I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


                                              Originally posted by Dead Eye
                                              On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.


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                                              TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                              DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                                              • King Mark
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Aug 2016
                                                • 27033

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by escorpio
                                                Hey man, keep the racism on your racist forum. You too, Dead Eye. You boys disappoint me.
                                                Got a dude joking about raping 5 year olds, but our race jokes disappoint you?



                                                Damn trump supporters

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                                                • escorpio
                                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 23487

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Dead Eye
                                                  Got a dude joking about raping 5 year olds, but our race jokes disappoint you?



                                                  Damn trump supporters
                                                  Jesus, where have you been? Did you not get the memo? There is nothing worse than racism. NOTHING!
                                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                  • SilentKnight
                                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 24818

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by escorpio
                                                    Jesus, where have you been? Did you not get the memo? There is nothing worse than racism. NOTHING!
                                                    Wrong - cannibals.

                                                    I'd rather be stranded on a deserted island with a racist...than a cannibal.

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                                                    • King Mark
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Aug 2016
                                                      • 27033

                                                      #27
                                                      ^i agree...

                                                      However, if we get stranded and im hungry... you gotta go

                                                      Nothing personal...

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                                                      • ianmoone332000
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2014
                                                        • 1706

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Dead Eye
                                                        Got a dude joking about raping 5 year olds, but our race jokes disappoint you?



                                                        Damn trump supporters
                                                        Its a thread basically about the most fucked up jokes you have heard. Of course it gets turned into something about Trump. Getting really boring now
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                                                        • pimpmaster9000
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2011
                                                          • 26732

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                          Wrong - cannibals.

                                                          I'd rather be stranded on a deserted island with a racist...than a cannibal.
                                                          id rather be stranded on a deserted island with a cannibal than a fag...I would beat the shit out of the canibal but I do not want to touch the fag

                                                          so fags are worse than cannibals

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                                                          • crockett
                                                            in a van by the river
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 76818

                                                            #30
                                                            Look at these fucked up jokes OP...















                                                            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                            • escorpio
                                                              doesn't fuck around.
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 23487

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by crockett
                                                              Look at these fucked up jokes OP...
                                                              Poor crockett. His TDS won't even let him enjoy a joke thread without having a meltdown. What a sad, angry little man he is.
                                                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                              • crockett
                                                                in a van by the river
                                                                • May 2003
                                                                • 76818

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                Poor crockett. His TDS won't even let him enjoy a joke thread without having a meltdown. What a sad, angry little man he is.
                                                                You shit in everyone elses topics so why you get mad when people shit in yours?

                                                                Funny joke ^^^
                                                                In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                • escorpio
                                                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 23487

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by crockett
                                                                  You shit in everyone elses topics so why you get mad when people shit in yours?

                                                                  Funny joke ^^^
                                                                  Not mad, I feel sorry for you. Seriously. Being angry all the time is no way to go through life.
                                                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                  • crockett
                                                                    in a van by the river
                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 76818

                                                                    #34
                                                                    OP I got jokes.....


                                                                    How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?






















                                                                    By renaming it Trump University.
                                                                    In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                    • crockett
                                                                      in a van by the river
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 76818

                                                                      #35
                                                                      What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?


















                                                                      The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
                                                                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                      • crockett
                                                                        in a van by the river
                                                                        • May 2003
                                                                        • 76818

                                                                        #36
                                                                        What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?


















                                                                        If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
                                                                        In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                        • crockett
                                                                          in a van by the river
                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                          • 76818

                                                                          #37
                                                                          How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books?

















                                                                          It starts on Chapter 11





                                                                          Funny haha right OP?
                                                                          In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                          • crockett
                                                                            in a van by the river
                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                            • 76818

                                                                            #38
                                                                            What does Donald Trump and a pornstar have in common?

















                                                                            They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera.
                                                                            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                            • escorpio
                                                                              doesn't fuck around.
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 23487

                                                                              #39
                                                                              The meltdown continues. Poor crockett.

                                                                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                              • crockett
                                                                                in a van by the river
                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                • 76818

                                                                                #40
                                                                                He seems mad....



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                                                                                In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                                • King Mark
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Aug 2016
                                                                                  • 27033

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by ianmoone332000
                                                                                  Its a thread basically about the most fucked up jokes you have heard. Of course it gets turned into something about Trump. Getting really boring now
                                                                                  Bro, stop crying... you shouldnt be in here if you cant take a joke

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                                                                                  • pimpmaster9000
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Dec 2011
                                                                                    • 26732

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                    What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?





                                                                                    If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
                                                                                    Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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                                                                                    • ianmoone332000
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2014
                                                                                      • 1706

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Dead Eye
                                                                                      Bro, stop crying... you shouldnt be in here if you cant take a joke
                                                                                      Yeah i thought you were taking my joke serious as it was obviously close to the knuckle. No probs
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                                                                                      • JesseQuinn
                                                                                        feeding the wolves
                                                                                        • Aug 2012
                                                                                        • 6632

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                        How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books?

                                                                                        It starts on Chapter 11
                                                                                        ok that one was funny
                                                                                        throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                          • 24818

                                                                                          #45

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                                                                                          • King Mark
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Aug 2016
                                                                                            • 27033

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            ^im going to hellfire for laughing at that one

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                                                                                            • alias
                                                                                              aliasx
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 19010

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Some good ones in here.
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                                                                                              • nomyenx
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2017
                                                                                                • 175

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I'm surprised nobody thought "Paxum" was a fcking joke yet.

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                                                                                                • Grapesoda
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 46238

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dead Eye
                                                                                                  On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.


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                                                                                                  obama and a hippy are on an airplane... suddenly there are issues and the plane is crashing....the pilot come and tell obama and the hippy there are only 2 parachutes... obama tells the hippy and the pilot how fucking important he is and that he is also the smartest black man and must be saved. he is, grabs a chute and jumps out....

                                                                                                  the pilot and the hippy look at each other .... then the hippy tells the pilot, don't worry obama jumped out with my backpack

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                                                                                                  • HairyChick
                                                                                                    Slowly dying
                                                                                                    • Sep 2012
                                                                                                    • 3091

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                                    How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books?

                                                                                                    It starts on Chapter 11

                                                                                                    ?
                                                                                                    That is the best so far!!!
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