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FATPad 05-11-2003 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dax
How could it be worth it, if they guarantee you a loss?? I hope yo do not take it as a shutdown as much as an honest question...
How is guaranteeing you a minimum of two sales guaranteeing you a loss? You are free to make more than two sales.

jojojo 05-11-2003 11:53 AM

I can't beleive how many people are into buying traffic :)

What kind of site/layout would be best for delivering people's ads to surfers.

I have HQ traffic I could feed to somewhere -- would a paysite review/directory be the best route?

Someone give me an example of the kind of page that would best suit selling ad spots - not gallery spots.

And what is the best way of feeding traffic to a site like this?

Dildozer 05-11-2003 12:52 PM

I believe Greedinc doesn't mix weekends with work...

slapass 05-11-2003 02:10 PM

what type of webmaster takes Sunday off? WTF with that name he should be on here.:winkwink:

PatrickM 05-12-2003 08:39 AM

Thought i'd bump this...

Two days later and no mail (as promised) with l/pw to the stats system or traffic.

Anyone got his traffic meanwhile?

evilpurple 05-12-2003 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dax
I need an explanation, how is this any profitable:

For the month of May:
25,000 guaranteed 30sec visitors - $175 dollars
Guarantee minimum of 2 sales or 100 4Free Signups.

50,000 guaranteed 30sec visitors - $300 dollars
Guarantee minimum of 4 sales or 200 4Free Signups.

100,000 guaranteed 30sec visitors - $500 dollars
Guarantee minimum of 8 sales or 400 4Free Signups.


on a $175 investment the GUARANTEE return is either $70 or $100. On a $300 investment return is $105 or $200 and on a $500 is $280 or $400. I know he put the magical word 'minimum' but from what I have seen 8 times out of ten the minimum ends up being the maximum. How could it be worth it, if they guarantee you a loss?? I hope yo do not take it as a shutdown as much as an honest question...

If they could 100% safely guarantee a return above what they are charging, then why would they sell the spots instead of throwing up a crappy 5 minute HTML job and doing the sales themselves? Or just signing up with any random sponsor and sending the traffic straight to their signup page?

Ask yourself this, if they could guarantee a return high enough to make a profit after the price they charge, regardless of the page the user is sent to, why should they take the time and bother of selling the traffic and make LESS money?

Show me ANYONE making a guarantee like what you're asking for, and I'd love to take advantage of that person until he wise up :)

Dildozer 05-12-2003 11:58 AM

No Email either.

Btw Darren I ICQ'd you, hit me up when you have the time.

Dildozer 05-12-2003 11:59 AM

oh and anyone got Greedinc's ICQ?

PeekHoles 05-12-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
oh and anyone got Greedinc's ICQ?
I was getting ready to ask the same thing...

Dildozer 05-12-2003 12:25 PM

bump

i need that icq people

dikkechill 05-12-2003 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
bump

i need that icq people

247360839

but i havn't seen him online for a while

Darren 05-12-2003 01:32 PM

247360839

PeekHoles 05-12-2003 05:01 PM

Well he was online for about a hour on icq. Sent two messages nothing back yet. Has anyone got setup since friday this is getting old...

stevent37 05-14-2003 04:30 AM

Ill say it again.

Unreal

did anyone get the traffic?

Living For Today 05-14-2003 04:46 AM

i would be interested to see what happens here also. doesnt look like tremendous customer support.

greedinc 05-14-2003 04:48 AM

Forplaz, I dont know what your ICQ # is, or even if you've sent me a message, I also cant match your boardname up with an email or a site so you'll have to email me or send me another ICQ, every last person was setup the other day, if you for some reason think you were missed you'll have to get in touch with me and let me know and I will check with Jeremy asap to see whether you were taken care of...

I'll be on ICQ for the next few hours...
C.
[email protected]

greedinc 05-14-2003 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Living For Today
i would be interested to see what happens here also. doesnt look like tremendous customer support.
I personally, have been beyond busy this week with many many different projects, and unfotunately, I cant always personally answer all emails, calls, etc, however I've hired two more secretaries this week (which now makes 3) to help with everything and one i've assigned strictly to manage, setup, and upkeep ad placement to help Jeremy with all overflow, so this means that customer support should now be lightening fast and ad placement should be equally fast, if you find otherwise over the course of the next week please alert me to it...

Also, traffic 'flow' will be increased later this afternoon by many many fold...

Have a great afternoon,
C.
[email protected]

stevent37 05-14-2003 05:01 AM

lol
UNREAL

stevent37 05-14-2003 05:57 AM

did anyone get the traffic?
and where are the usual traffic brokers?

Dildozer 05-14-2003 05:58 AM

I'm getting it but really sloooooooowly

TDF 05-14-2003 06:00 AM

one hunnit@


ggggg-unit!!!

stevent37 05-14-2003 08:30 PM

I was just thinking of a way to make a bundle.

I could post that I have amazing traffic for sale. I would get about 200 webmasters (at least) to sign up if I posted it on GFY probabaly a lot more. I would Buy traffic from an established traffic broker and redirect it to 25% to %50 of the people that bought traffic just so I can have a few "Great traffic!" and "Ya this really works!" type post to pop up on the board, thus ensuring I get even more webmasters to send me money.

If any of the other 50% start asking "where is my traffic" I could say, Sorry its coming Im overloaded but dont worry I just hired people to help me catch up" I have an office and 3 secratarys. Just no web site for my web based business and no phone number or address to be reached at.

Sounds like the old insurance scams.

Not to say I am accusing you of scamming. But its pretty obvious it would work
Just my :2 cents:

nxventures 05-18-2003 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevent37
I was just thinking of a way to make a bundle.

I could post that I have amazing traffic for sale. I would get about 200 webmasters (at least) to sign up if I posted it on GFY probabaly a lot more. I would Buy traffic from an established traffic broker and redirect it to 25% to %50 of the people that bought traffic just so I can have a few "Great traffic!" and "Ya this really works!" type post to pop up on the board, thus ensuring I get even more webmasters to send me money.

If any of the other 50% start asking "where is my traffic" I could say, Sorry its coming Im overloaded but dont worry I just hired people to help me catch up" I have an office and 3 secratarys. Just no web site for my web based business and no phone number or address to be reached at.

Sounds like the old insurance scams.

Not to say I am accusing you of scamming. But its pretty obvious it would work
Just my :2 cents:


You, are a fucking idiot. Just my :2 cents: .

Ever stop to think, if you spend all your time on GFY, how can you be successful? 90% of people who waste their time posting on here don't make $100 a week. If someone works as hard as greedinc does, and I have known him for 4 years, don't you think he has better things to do than sit on a board? Christ, he says to e-mail him, but people post. Hint, if you are successful, you are far too busy working or partying to sit on a board and wait for posts.

slapass 05-18-2003 01:42 PM

nxventures then do you have a way to get ahold of this guy? Seems he scammed me. glad he has better things to do then sit on this board.

:321GFY

nxventures 05-18-2003 01:51 PM

I am sure he didn't scam you, but I will call him right now, or when you get in touch with me lemme know whats up, hit me at [email protected].

EVERY time someone isn't pleased with C, he makes it up 110%. On aff programs, the guy would show up at my door with a wad of cash, a bottle of crissy or dom p, and a hooker.

Like I said, though, get in touch, see if I can help.

dimonka 05-18-2003 02:51 PM

How do you count 30 seconds ??? Some specific software?

slapass 05-18-2003 04:37 PM

nxventures you have mail. I would appreciate some help with this.

x-vision 05-18-2003 04:41 PM

Has anybody seen their traffic yet, or any sales? I'm still waiting on mine.

Theo 05-18-2003 04:46 PM

probably greedinc needs a 4th secretary.

Nima 05-18-2003 05:04 PM

my affiliate stats show me that I stopped getting traffic while their stats show that I am still getting traffic. :feels-hot

BVF 05-18-2003 05:07 PM

well I know I posted in this thread for him to contact me....I started a new thread asking him to contact me...I was even able to get his email and I emailed him and he hasn't contacted me...

Therefore I give up...I've never found it so hard to spend my money before.....

stevent37 05-19-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nxventures



You, are a fucking idiot. Just my :2 cents: .

Ever stop to think, if you spend all your time on GFY, how can you be successful? 90% of people who waste their time posting on here don't make $100 a week. If someone works as hard as greedinc does, and I have known him for 4 years, don't you think he has better things to do than sit on a board? Christ, he says to e-mail him, but people post. Hint, if you are successful, you are far too busy working or partying to sit on a board and wait for posts.

Ya your right, Good thing there's fucking idiots like you that do read GFY all day and reply to my posts or I'd be really bored. You must be in that 25%-50% I mentioned cause it doesnt look like a lot of people got that "really amazing traffic" from the internet traffic broker that doesnt have time to build a a web site or wast time posting to his customers but can find the time for partying and hiring phantom secratarys.
Doesnt seem like any of the other internet traffic brokers have a hard time posting to their customers and being successful, can you walk and chew gum at the same time shit for brains?
I was trying to be nice, but ya no what dickhead?
Take your 2:2 cents: and GFY

durango 05-19-2003 01:06 PM

How many of you paid this guy, and have yet to receive traffic? Or have received a small fraction of the promised amount?

Just like to see the numbers here.

JamesK 05-19-2003 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevent37


Ya your right, Good thing there's fucking idiots like you that do read GFY all day and reply to my posts or I'd be really bored. You must be in that 25%-50% I mentioned cause it doesnt look like a lot of people got that "really amazing traffic" from the internet traffic broker that doesnt have time to build a a web site or wast time posting to his customers but can find the time for partying and hiring phantom secratarys.
Doesnt seem like any of the other internet traffic brokers have a hard time posting to their customers and being successful, can you walk and chew gum at the same time shit for brains?
I was trying to be nice, but ya no what dickhead?
Take your 2:2 cents: and GFY

haha you're'suck-a-fool. go away please. you make me laugh like a horse

psyko514 05-19-2003 01:13 PM

if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

how many of the people giving him thumbs up in this thread are his "secretaries"?

lazycash 05-19-2003 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

how many of the people giving him thumbs up in this thread are his "secretaries"?

Yep, it was obvious some were posting early positive comments merely to help Chris pump up the orders. The traffic has been so little and so bad that it doesn't even come close to matching those comments. He obviously took on a lot more than he could handle and now is failing to communicate with anyone.

slapass 05-19-2003 03:24 PM

on 5-12 i got 128 uniques according to their stats and that is it so I am thinking I got scammed. Good news is I used paypal so I will see how their chargeback feature works.

greedinc 05-19-2003 05:32 PM

Slapass, please send me an email...

To everyone else, the new system is up as of 5 hrs ago... What was happening to everyone (ive explained this personally to a few) was the way our traffic system was setup by my programmer advertising links we're in "chains", the way a chain worked was there would be 5 sites in a chain for example, and it would show the first site in the chain to our users, if and when they visited that site, it would dissapear, and 24hrs later, the next one in the chain would appear.

The obvious problem with this was the first site in each chain was receiving all the traffic and the rest were receiving less and less as it went down the chain. So I had to have my programmer re-write a system that would rotate the links in the chain so that everyone would get the same amount of traffic. This is why some people (4 or 5), experienced really good amounts of traffic and wanted more and more while others received a less and less as they went down the chain. And in the same way if the 1st site in the chain really wasnt that interesting no users would really ever see the 2nd, or 3rd, etc, nevermind those at the end of the chain.

So I have been on the programmer all week to rewrite the system in a way that everyone was rotated an equal amount, and that has finally, finally gone up this afternoon, and I know I have been promising it to everyone since before the weekend but it's taken longer than I had hoped, but everything looks very smooth now and the rotation is very slick.

But to explain what was happening before, those handful of you that had 1st place spots in the chains were getting good traffic, those second were getting little to none, and those beyond the 2nd or 3rd spots really weren't getting much of anything unfortunately. The reason we do the chains at all in the first place is to assure that the traffic we send is good, and that a user doesnt visit too many of our advertising sites per day...

Tried to cover everything, I have to run out but I'll check my email when I get back, everyone that purchased advertising and has any questions what so ever, even down to the tiniest things, please send an email to jeremy ([email protected]), and please carbon copy me and I will personally make sure that everyone is more than taken care of and I'm deciding now what to give those who had lower spots in the chains and didnt receive the bursts of traffic they should have over the past days...

I thank you all for your patience and apologize for all the inconvenience, and look forward to personally making it up to all of you...
Chris Bioteau
[email protected]

nxventures 05-19-2003 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

how many of the people giving him thumbs up in this thread are his "secretaries"?

Honestly, none. If you would like to chat more about it ICQ me 249946634, I am kinda bored. Anyone else also please feel welcome. Or find one of the first people that purchased traffic -- ask them how much they liked it. This isn't even comparable to broker traffic, its all platinum visitors. And about overselling -- most of you can't even comprehend the traffic that Chris deals with.

slapass 05-19-2003 05:53 PM

Greed Inc you have mail. Not sure when you changed the system but let me know when you would start sending.


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