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TDF 05-14-2003 06:00 AM

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ggggg-unit!!!

stevent37 05-14-2003 08:30 PM

I was just thinking of a way to make a bundle.

I could post that I have amazing traffic for sale. I would get about 200 webmasters (at least) to sign up if I posted it on GFY probabaly a lot more. I would Buy traffic from an established traffic broker and redirect it to 25% to %50 of the people that bought traffic just so I can have a few "Great traffic!" and "Ya this really works!" type post to pop up on the board, thus ensuring I get even more webmasters to send me money.

If any of the other 50% start asking "where is my traffic" I could say, Sorry its coming Im overloaded but dont worry I just hired people to help me catch up" I have an office and 3 secratarys. Just no web site for my web based business and no phone number or address to be reached at.

Sounds like the old insurance scams.

Not to say I am accusing you of scamming. But its pretty obvious it would work
Just my :2 cents:

nxventures 05-18-2003 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevent37
I was just thinking of a way to make a bundle.

I could post that I have amazing traffic for sale. I would get about 200 webmasters (at least) to sign up if I posted it on GFY probabaly a lot more. I would Buy traffic from an established traffic broker and redirect it to 25% to %50 of the people that bought traffic just so I can have a few "Great traffic!" and "Ya this really works!" type post to pop up on the board, thus ensuring I get even more webmasters to send me money.

If any of the other 50% start asking "where is my traffic" I could say, Sorry its coming Im overloaded but dont worry I just hired people to help me catch up" I have an office and 3 secratarys. Just no web site for my web based business and no phone number or address to be reached at.

Sounds like the old insurance scams.

Not to say I am accusing you of scamming. But its pretty obvious it would work
Just my :2 cents:


You, are a fucking idiot. Just my :2 cents: .

Ever stop to think, if you spend all your time on GFY, how can you be successful? 90% of people who waste their time posting on here don't make $100 a week. If someone works as hard as greedinc does, and I have known him for 4 years, don't you think he has better things to do than sit on a board? Christ, he says to e-mail him, but people post. Hint, if you are successful, you are far too busy working or partying to sit on a board and wait for posts.

slapass 05-18-2003 01:42 PM

nxventures then do you have a way to get ahold of this guy? Seems he scammed me. glad he has better things to do then sit on this board.

:321GFY

nxventures 05-18-2003 01:51 PM

I am sure he didn't scam you, but I will call him right now, or when you get in touch with me lemme know whats up, hit me at [email protected].

EVERY time someone isn't pleased with C, he makes it up 110%. On aff programs, the guy would show up at my door with a wad of cash, a bottle of crissy or dom p, and a hooker.

Like I said, though, get in touch, see if I can help.

dimonka 05-18-2003 02:51 PM

How do you count 30 seconds ??? Some specific software?

slapass 05-18-2003 04:37 PM

nxventures you have mail. I would appreciate some help with this.

x-vision 05-18-2003 04:41 PM

Has anybody seen their traffic yet, or any sales? I'm still waiting on mine.

Theo 05-18-2003 04:46 PM

probably greedinc needs a 4th secretary.

Nima 05-18-2003 05:04 PM

my affiliate stats show me that I stopped getting traffic while their stats show that I am still getting traffic. :feels-hot

BVF 05-18-2003 05:07 PM

well I know I posted in this thread for him to contact me....I started a new thread asking him to contact me...I was even able to get his email and I emailed him and he hasn't contacted me...

Therefore I give up...I've never found it so hard to spend my money before.....

stevent37 05-19-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nxventures



You, are a fucking idiot. Just my :2 cents: .

Ever stop to think, if you spend all your time on GFY, how can you be successful? 90% of people who waste their time posting on here don't make $100 a week. If someone works as hard as greedinc does, and I have known him for 4 years, don't you think he has better things to do than sit on a board? Christ, he says to e-mail him, but people post. Hint, if you are successful, you are far too busy working or partying to sit on a board and wait for posts.

Ya your right, Good thing there's fucking idiots like you that do read GFY all day and reply to my posts or I'd be really bored. You must be in that 25%-50% I mentioned cause it doesnt look like a lot of people got that "really amazing traffic" from the internet traffic broker that doesnt have time to build a a web site or wast time posting to his customers but can find the time for partying and hiring phantom secratarys.
Doesnt seem like any of the other internet traffic brokers have a hard time posting to their customers and being successful, can you walk and chew gum at the same time shit for brains?
I was trying to be nice, but ya no what dickhead?
Take your 2:2 cents: and GFY

durango 05-19-2003 01:06 PM

How many of you paid this guy, and have yet to receive traffic? Or have received a small fraction of the promised amount?

Just like to see the numbers here.

JamesK 05-19-2003 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevent37


Ya your right, Good thing there's fucking idiots like you that do read GFY all day and reply to my posts or I'd be really bored. You must be in that 25%-50% I mentioned cause it doesnt look like a lot of people got that "really amazing traffic" from the internet traffic broker that doesnt have time to build a a web site or wast time posting to his customers but can find the time for partying and hiring phantom secratarys.
Doesnt seem like any of the other internet traffic brokers have a hard time posting to their customers and being successful, can you walk and chew gum at the same time shit for brains?
I was trying to be nice, but ya no what dickhead?
Take your 2:2 cents: and GFY

haha you're'suck-a-fool. go away please. you make me laugh like a horse

psyko514 05-19-2003 01:13 PM

if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

how many of the people giving him thumbs up in this thread are his "secretaries"?

lazycash 05-19-2003 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

how many of the people giving him thumbs up in this thread are his "secretaries"?

Yep, it was obvious some were posting early positive comments merely to help Chris pump up the orders. The traffic has been so little and so bad that it doesn't even come close to matching those comments. He obviously took on a lot more than he could handle and now is failing to communicate with anyone.

slapass 05-19-2003 03:24 PM

on 5-12 i got 128 uniques according to their stats and that is it so I am thinking I got scammed. Good news is I used paypal so I will see how their chargeback feature works.

greedinc 05-19-2003 05:32 PM

Slapass, please send me an email...

To everyone else, the new system is up as of 5 hrs ago... What was happening to everyone (ive explained this personally to a few) was the way our traffic system was setup by my programmer advertising links we're in "chains", the way a chain worked was there would be 5 sites in a chain for example, and it would show the first site in the chain to our users, if and when they visited that site, it would dissapear, and 24hrs later, the next one in the chain would appear.

The obvious problem with this was the first site in each chain was receiving all the traffic and the rest were receiving less and less as it went down the chain. So I had to have my programmer re-write a system that would rotate the links in the chain so that everyone would get the same amount of traffic. This is why some people (4 or 5), experienced really good amounts of traffic and wanted more and more while others received a less and less as they went down the chain. And in the same way if the 1st site in the chain really wasnt that interesting no users would really ever see the 2nd, or 3rd, etc, nevermind those at the end of the chain.

So I have been on the programmer all week to rewrite the system in a way that everyone was rotated an equal amount, and that has finally, finally gone up this afternoon, and I know I have been promising it to everyone since before the weekend but it's taken longer than I had hoped, but everything looks very smooth now and the rotation is very slick.

But to explain what was happening before, those handful of you that had 1st place spots in the chains were getting good traffic, those second were getting little to none, and those beyond the 2nd or 3rd spots really weren't getting much of anything unfortunately. The reason we do the chains at all in the first place is to assure that the traffic we send is good, and that a user doesnt visit too many of our advertising sites per day...

Tried to cover everything, I have to run out but I'll check my email when I get back, everyone that purchased advertising and has any questions what so ever, even down to the tiniest things, please send an email to jeremy ([email protected]), and please carbon copy me and I will personally make sure that everyone is more than taken care of and I'm deciding now what to give those who had lower spots in the chains and didnt receive the bursts of traffic they should have over the past days...

I thank you all for your patience and apologize for all the inconvenience, and look forward to personally making it up to all of you...
Chris Bioteau
[email protected]

nxventures 05-19-2003 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

how many of the people giving him thumbs up in this thread are his "secretaries"?

Honestly, none. If you would like to chat more about it ICQ me 249946634, I am kinda bored. Anyone else also please feel welcome. Or find one of the first people that purchased traffic -- ask them how much they liked it. This isn't even comparable to broker traffic, its all platinum visitors. And about overselling -- most of you can't even comprehend the traffic that Chris deals with.

slapass 05-19-2003 05:53 PM

Greed Inc you have mail. Not sure when you changed the system but let me know when you would start sending.

slapass 05-19-2003 05:56 PM

ok I see them coming in

BJ 05-19-2003 07:25 PM

wheres my traffic Biatch!:ak47: :321GFY

stevent37 05-19-2003 07:32 PM

Unfucking real

slapass 05-19-2003 08:23 PM

Pouring in now thanks dude.

slapass 05-19-2003 08:33 PM

He has really set me up. Thanks dude! and he said he will make the rounds to anyone misisng traffic.

x-vision 05-19-2003 08:38 PM

Still waiting to see some real traffic, hope it starts soon...:eek7

slapass 05-19-2003 09:05 PM

Well if it stays this good it was way worth the wait. I am one fickle bitch as 4 hours ago i was hating this dude. Just show me the money!

:thumbsup

slapass 05-20-2003 06:00 AM

I was going to start a new thread apoligizing and saying how good this traffic is but it is beyond good so I will say that here and hope not too many people read this.
X-vision noworries dude or I will buy your spot with them icq me 166708909

x-vision 05-20-2003 01:04 PM

anyone else start getting their traffic? Slapass, I'll let you know, thanks.

cafeaulait 05-20-2003 03:17 PM

I paid for 100,000 hits over 10 days ago.

So far I've got 8584 hits and no sales, not even a trial.

I got only 99 hits so far today.

Its gonna take a while to see the full 100,000.


Read into this what you will.

G.

x-vision 05-20-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cafeaulait
I paid for 100,000 hits over 10 days ago.

So far I've got 8584 hits and no sales, not even a trial.

I got only 99 hits so far today.

Its gonna take a while to see the full 100,000.


Read into this what you will.

G.

That's better than me.

Dildozer 05-22-2003 11:55 AM

Alright Chris, i've asked for a refund on the remaining traffic 3 days ago , i've bitched and moaned about how slow the traffic was and you said a refund was no problem.

Keep your word.

Dildozer 05-22-2003 12:08 PM

bump

nxventures 05-22-2003 12:12 PM

What is it that you are trying to do? You think he sits here all day and watches? Or are you trying to convince other people not to buy? I can help you out if you hit me up on ICQ 249946634.

nxventures 05-22-2003 12:17 PM

On phone with Chris, you don't seem to use ICQ -- he's going to be in the office in about an hour, he will e-mail you, but try to get in touch with ME on ICQ 249946634, I am on now, sent you some messages to no reply. If you like e-mail better try [email protected].

x-vision 05-26-2003 09:20 PM

still no traffic. Has anyone received their traffic yet, because I don't think it's coming. Slapass, I'm ready to sell you my traffic, so contact me.

slapass 05-26-2003 09:32 PM

x-vision I am off for zzz's but hit me up tomorrow. I sent you an icq also.

PeekHoles 05-26-2003 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by x-vision
still no traffic. Has anyone received their traffic yet, because I don't think it's coming. Slapass, I'm ready to sell you my traffic, so contact me.
Traffic is coming slow haven't had any sales yet...

cash69 05-26-2003 10:00 PM

to get a 30 second hit.. they have to open your page.. and go take a piss or something and come back.. or just stare at the screen for 30 seconds.. most surfers go thru about 10 - 20 sites in 30 seconds

eMskiee. 05-27-2003 02:28 AM

SMELLS LIKE SHIT TO ME.:arcadefre

best question i seen is, how the fuck will he guarantee your sign
up's if your garbage site dont convert?

UKDan 05-27-2003 06:33 AM

If it carries on with the same "quality" as now I'll be another one requesting a refund... some of the worst traffic I've ever seen. I average 1:10 on WEG cash with TGP, PPC and AVS traffic, his traffic is doing 1:300....

cafeaulait 05-27-2003 02:59 PM

And the verdict is...............SHITE TRAFFIC!!!!

Worst I've ever bought, didn't want let this die in case anyone else was tempted,

g

greedinc 05-27-2003 03:31 PM

Gary and Dan,

Send me over an email, I need to see to it that both of you are taken care of properly and that you both get the traffic and sales you were looking for and deserve asap.

And also, Dan, are you running the WegCash link to Chubbies4Free?, send me an email, I will definetely, definetely take care of you asap, and I see a tiny problem w/pushing the Chubbies4Free if thats the case. I want to resolve this for you both and see you guys getting good traffic and good signups and I'm upset that you're not...

Please send me over an email and I'll get in touch with you immediately on this,
C.

Makingcoin 07-07-2003 09:20 PM

How goes the battle?

Rivux 11-26-2003 05:49 AM

Whatever happened with this? Did people get their traffic or was it a complete scam? I am suprised that the thread just stops here considering how dramahungry gfy is, I suspected it to continue for months.

Jools 11-26-2003 07:08 AM

I thought i would give some light on this system.
I suspect this traffic system is the same system as all the other hits for sale on ebay. Its a auto surf system. Basically a user signs up and opens up a browser with their link they are given. It is a frame browser. at the top it shows maybe a banner and a timer with some links like pause, back, next, etc. In the bottom frame it shows the advertisers page (your page). Then after 30 sec timer is up, the top frame opens another page in the bottom frame for 30 sec.
Why would anyone want to sit there watching a page for 30 sec? Because its like a traffic exchange. They see 5 pages for 30 sec and get credit to let other people watch their page for 30 sec 4 time. So, the auto surf system gets a free page view which they sell.
The prob with this is you can just minimize the browser and its still auto surfing. There's alot of these around, and its easy to sign up for a lot of em and be auto surfing generating credits. Not saying all people do that, but don't see why people woudn't leave it on and watch tv.

rowan 11-26-2003 07:14 AM

I've seen one traffic exchange website that has wording similar to "earn credits while you sleep!"

Beats the shit out of me why they would be encouraging participants to cheat from the start when they'll just get back the exact same unattended traffic from other sleeping participants.

Darren 11-26-2003 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jools
I thought i would give some light on this system.
I suspect this traffic system is the same system as all the other hits for sale on ebay. Its a auto surf system. Basically a user signs up and opens up a browser with their link they are given. It is a frame browser. at the top it shows maybe a banner and a timer with some links like pause, back, next, etc. In the bottom frame it shows the advertisers page (your page). Then after 30 sec timer is up, the top frame opens another page in the bottom frame for 30 sec.
Why would anyone want to sit there watching a page for 30 sec? Because its like a traffic exchange. They see 5 pages for 30 sec and get credit to let other people watch their page for 30 sec 4 time. So, the auto surf system gets a free page view which they sell.
The prob with this is you can just minimize the browser and its still auto surfing. There's alot of these around, and its easy to sign up for a lot of em and be auto surfing generating credits. Not saying all people do that, but don't see why people woudn't leave it on and watch tv.

ur wrong.

The way this guy had it setup was a game... u got points if u viewed an advert for 30 seconds...

Traffic was shit, i didnt get all i wanted, had soem deals with the guy that never came through... fucked up really.

Jools 11-26-2003 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren


ur wrong.

The way this guy had it setup was a game... u got points if u viewed an advert for 30 seconds...

Traffic was shit, i didnt get all i wanted, had soem deals with the guy that never came through... fucked up really.

oh. hmm well at least with the game way people are looking.


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