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  • King Mark
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2016
    • 27033
    #1

    Hot or Not Another One Threatens To Destroy Everyone & Bring Terror With His Army of Turtles



    On seven occasions last weekend, a phone call was made to the police about a man disturbing the peace at Orlando-area Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Cafe and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies locations. The man allegedly threatened to destroy everyone with his very own army of turtles.
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    • crockett
      in a van by the river
      • May 2003
      • 76818
      #2
      He must have Mitch McConnell on his side...





      Ahhhhhh fucking hell FL man has now invaded brevard county. Years of gerrymandering has had it to toll the state is a lost cause too many fucking inbred idiots..
      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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        • King Mark
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2016
          • 27033
          #3
          Florida is by far the weirdest place I've ever been. Prettiest too, but the weird outshines that.

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            • astronaut x
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2011
              • 4844
              #4
              Originally posted by Dead Eye
              Florida is by far the weirdest place I've ever been. Prettiest too, but the weird outshines that.
              Na. Florida is no different than anywhere else when it comes to it's people. Nothing more then a media created thing. Pretty? Na. I live here. I like the weather. Don't get me wrong there are some nice places here, but as a whole, I wouldn't describe it as pretty.
              Hello

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                • King Mark
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2016
                  • 27033
                  #5
                  Originally posted by astronaut x
                  Na. Florida is no different than anywhere else when it comes to it's people. Nothing more then a media created thing. Pretty? Na. I live here. I like the weather. Don't get me wrong there are some nice places here, but as a whole, I wouldn't describe it as pretty.
                  You born and raised there?

                  Coming from NYC, Florida is a wierd tropical paradise.

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                    • Bladewire
                      StraightBro
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 56228
                      #6
                      Another day and another Trump supporter in jail! When will trump supporters learn they are not above the law? :D


                      Skype: CallTomNow

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                        • Mr Pheer
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 22083
                          #7
                          Florida Man strikes again

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                            • pimpmaster9000
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 26732
                              #8
                              the turtle army is coming! you are doooooooomed!
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