Thats only part of the story.

You could send her to me.. I have a habit of changing good women into carpetmunchers lol. At least, adding to their love of dick :)

Probably more true to say your average adult has enough experience in life to not be impressed by it. This is even more true on an adult WM board where many of the people are involved in more extreme stuff on almost a daily basis.

AHhhh so you couldn't reach your own back to pat it. Were you giving your friend the reacharound with the OTHER hand? I knew it!

I'm the kinky one in the relationship lol. No, really, I enjoy sharing my man, but only if I get to watch.

Yeah I was thinking that too... When I fuck, you would be lucky to keep a rodeo rider on my back, let alone a fucking ashtray.

Oh she loves dick......she just doesn't like my dick to explore other
women. She kinda claimed it exclusively for her.......but I guess
it's worth the try. I'm bringing her to the show in Miami. Let's
hook up and if it doesn't work out we can at least have a nice
dinner ;-)

DynaMite

Amen.

Lol I would if I was going to Florida! Timetable/children/mainstream work will now allow.. Going to Cybernet though? :)


And She doesn't have to share your dick, but she can share a little of umm.. herself :)

Nopes I have to skip Cybernet, I'm still in Europe will move to
the Bahamas in August and will attend more US/CANADA shows
once we're there. I'm sure we'll bump into eachother somewhere
sooner or later....;-)

DynaMite

Quite sure :) Make sure to bring the wife :)

LOL I will :-)))

DynaMite :thumbsup

Who needs to pay for an adult personals subscription when you have GFY! :)

Sounds pretty funny but she was actually so excited I was giving her my cock that she didnt care about the action upstairs.

She must have been excited.. How long was the ashtray there again?

hahaha too true. And of course Asuna needs to pop in here somewhere and say he's gonna whisk me away or something lol.

Just long enough to flick the ashes of our joint once or twice.

Where's he whisking you away to? If it's somewhere exotic then maybe if I put a skirt on and a little makeup he'd whisk me away there too?

Mind you - knowing my luck he's from Sibera or somewhere equally shitty.

I don't know if he'd whisk you away, but I'd sure as hell like to see pics of you in makeup and a skirt! hahaha.

dead fuck, eh?

I think the wife threw them away. You'll have to trust me when I say you really wouldn't want to. They scared me and I was the one in the pictures :)

Fucking hahahahahahahahahaha won't work when I click a smiley :( :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No, she pretty much fucked me good.

With an ashtray on her back? no. sorry. thanks for playing (again).

heh, did you slap his ass too?

Sounds like a boring fuck.

Your having a hard time with this ashtray thing arent you? I can tell you we had an ashtray on her back and passed a joint back and forth while I jammed her from behind and my buddy got a good suckin'. When the action picked up the ashtray got put on the bed. You havent had much wild sex have you?

Haha Montreal.. :)

Apparently you don't have much for comparison? Doesn't really sound like a fantastic fuck to me.

Only with an ape. She was hot. My buddy and I fucked her at once. We high fived eachother while she sucked back his goo. It only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was a wild time. then the zookeepers kicked us out. those bastards! my girlfriend! i wanted to see my girlfriend!

-- This has been an exerpt from Pete's LiveJournal.

Would you rather jerkoff in the corner?

He's had some fucking incredible sex. Trust me, I helped with it. If that was me getting it from both sides, you'd have to fucking krazyglue the ashtray to my ass for it to stay there. If you can PUT something there, and have it stay, at ALL, either she's not moving, or you're not.

Pete, the Lady part might have tipped you off that she doesn't have a penis to jerk off.

Probably not, I'm a chick and I generally don't jerk off. I finger myself, play with my clit, but jerking off, no, my strap-on just doesn't need that kind of love.

Bugger - I knew it'd be somehwhere as nasty as Sibera. I'll stay where I am then and wait for a rich arab with dodgy tastes to come along.

Whilst on the subject anyone know of any rich arabs into hairy bear transvestite mature plumpers?

Pete might be interested.

Do you suck cock and take it up the ass?

haha I was gonna say something like that myself, but I didn't want to upset my Montreal pals lol.

DEFINITELY not if you're looking for an ashtray holder.

LOL

hey pete, we'll be in toronto shooting and we need a stunt cock with a big shaft, since you say you've got one we'll give ya a ring, ok? no high fives during the shoot though.

It was just begging to be said. :)

Only real drawback I can see about living there is getting processing sorted.

My shaft is about the size of a good sized tree trunk. Not sure if you could find a story line to fit me in.

http://www.ecoteach.com/graphics/Hol...lants%2052.jpg

Like those?!?!

I believe you pete.

I think the chick was so huge that pete was knocking out the pussy and her back was just sort of jiggling. Thus the back could accomadate the ashtray.

I've freaked a few chicks that could scare off some wilderbeasts in my day.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No, Like these!
http://www.petespics.com/redwoodforest.jpg

i've seen those pictures :Graucho

Pete - give it up dude, JACT's got you by a lifetime's amount of pussy.

and a 3 way is hardly a gangbang. I've my share of 3 ways and wouldn't dream of calling it a gangbang

ha
ha

Actually they are mine...was going to be exposed on Jerry Springer but what the hell.

my internet cock is this big...

who cares? really? who cares about YOUR cock? seriously WHO cares?