Ever call a chick by the wrong name? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2003, 01:08 PM

I have been chating with these two broads i met through a date site through AIM. THis morning I said Hello Denise when her name was Shelly. Who wants to bet that i wont here from her ever again ?

Dildozer · 05-04-2003, 01:09 PM

bah online sluts are desperate

tell her it's her new name you gave her and that from now on you will refer to her only as Denise

AdultNex · 05-04-2003, 01:10 PM

Just say that she reminded you of a past relationship you had with a girl named Denise.

booker · 05-04-2003, 01:11 PM

Tell her you got a hard on a yard long, so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and that she should come over immediately.

Then hit her with the baby blue Chucks if she don't suck dick. Maybe whip out the Stacey Adams if you got 'em. Keep the pimp hand strong.

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by booker
Tell her you got a hard on a yard long, so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, and that she should come over immediately.

Then hit her with the baby blue Chucks if she don't suck dick. Maybe whip out the Stacey Adams if you got 'em. Keep the pimp hand strong.

whats stacey adams?

booker · 05-04-2003, 01:20 PM

Stacey Adams, footwear for the casual gangster.

http://www.stacyadams.com/

beemk · 05-04-2003, 01:23 PM

who cares? internet sluts are a dime a dozen.

jact · 05-04-2003, 01:24 PM

I save the embarassment (Since I'm horrible with names) and just call them bitch or hahahaha or fuckface or twat or something cutsie like that.

hershie · 05-04-2003, 01:26 PM

I loved that Seinfeld episode where the name he forgot rhymed with a female body part and he thought he narrowed it down to Mulva.

Digipimp · 05-04-2003, 01:39 PM

Yup that's a pimp rule, never call the ladies by their name. Always, baby, sugar, bitch, or something.

foe · 05-04-2003, 01:41 PM

whimit?

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2003, 01:44 PM

To be honest i really dont give a fuck, i learned the hard way awhiles back that there are plenty of chicks out there and never let one hold you down

foe · 05-04-2003, 05:39 PM

especially if you met her online

NBDesign · 05-04-2003, 06:50 PM

Juicy... that graphic is sick man ....

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2003, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
Juicy... that graphic is sick man ....

that graphic is my desktop background i lil2rich4u2 'ed it from a screensaver site (shhhhhhhh)

StupidFuckingWhore · 05-04-2003, 07:51 PM

at the risk of being hated or whatever, are all webmasters assholes towards women? geez...

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by StupidFuckingWhore
at the risk of being hated or whatever, are all webmasters assholes towards women? geez...

just me

Lane · 05-04-2003, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by StupidFuckingWhore
at the risk of being hated or whatever, are all webmasters assholes towards women? geez...

arent you a stupid fucking whore

OzKaNoz · 05-04-2003, 08:34 PM

Nah, I don't screw around with aim, icq cyberdating/cybersex. I guess thats what your talking about juicylinks.

But I have done it in real life.
My wife and I usually separate ever 6 mo to a year just like clock work.
Well I'm not one to wait around to long so I get busy with another lady until we get back together.

There have been a couple of times after getting back together with my wife that I have called her by anothers girls name.
Man talk about breaking the mood and being in the dog house again. It wouldn't have been so bad if we hadn't been in bed at time.

Oz

05-04-2003, 01:08 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Ever call a chick by the wrong name? I have been chating with these two broads i met through a date site through AIM. THis morning I said Hello Denise when her name was Shelly. Who wants to bet that i wont here from her ever again ?

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jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	I save the embarassment (Since I'm horrible with names) and just call them bitch or hahahaha or fuckface or twat or something cutsie like that. __________________ Free agent

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hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	I loved that Seinfeld episode where the name he forgot rhymed with a female body part and he thought he narrowed it down to Mulva.

05-04-2003, 01:39 PM	#10
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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	To be honest i really dont give a fuck, i learned the hard way awhiles back that there are plenty of chicks out there and never let one hold you down

05-04-2003, 05:39 PM	#13
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	especially if you met her online

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05-04-2003, 08:34 PM	#19
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Nah, I don't screw around with aim, icq cyberdating/cybersex. I guess thats what your talking about juicylinks. But I have done it in real life. My wife and I usually separate ever 6 mo to a year just like clock work. Well I'm not one to wait around to long so I get busy with another lady until we get back together. There have been a couple of times after getting back together with my wife that I have called her by anothers girls name. Man talk about breaking the mood and being in the dog house again. It wouldn't have been so bad if we hadn't been in bed at time. Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting