I HAVE LEGAL RIGHTS TO THIS FUCKING SITE!!!!

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  • Scoop Jiszm
    Registered User
    • Feb 2001
    • 1

    #1

    I HAVE LEGAL RIGHTS TO THIS FUCKING SITE!!!!

    Hello, My name is Scoop Jiszm. I am the proud owner of the Horn 'N' Spooge, Jizz and squirt family resturaunt, located at 6969 go fuck yourself blvd here in beautiful downtown compton, MD. We have been in the business since 1965 and continue to proudly serve the greater Compton, MD area with food, and fine friendly service at affordable prices. Approximatly 5 years ago, we were able to expand our business and put in a second floor complete with a gift shop and petting zoo. We also bought the rights to WWW.gofuckyourself.com as your home website where people could order HNS J&S apparel from the convience of their own home. Due to another recent expansion and contractual negotionans with Yacco's house of Errit, to become uur subsidiary, and distributer for, the website did not get off at the date as planned. However, we were striving for an April, 2001 launch date and even began advertising the website at the resturaunt on the menus, gift shop, and rest rooms, as well as the jackets we cover our animals with on those cold blustery nights here in Compton. We take this website as a personal insult to our very succesful business. We now run national commercials with actor Bronson Pinchot as our spokesperson. So I will keep this short and sweet. I will seek legal action against you if you do not shut down this website or in fact compenstate the Horn 'N' Spooge, Jizz & Squirt in full. We had a full, legally binding contract to obtain all rights to this sight. Our attorney, Mark Lynn Baker will be contacting you. Thank you have a Spoogerific day.
  • titmowse
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 5320

    #2
    Mark Lynn Baker is an actor. He was on that show with Bronson Pinchot.

    This should be fun.

    Ya snooze. You lose.

    tit

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    • Lensman
      GFY Chaperone
      • Jan 2001
      • 9846

      #3
      Damn, we've been hiding from you for so long. How did you find us?

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      • titmowse
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 5320

        #4
        Scoop's email addy has bingo_balki as the user name. That's the Bronson Pinchot character from the show. I wish I could frigging remember the name of that fucking show.

        This is so a hoax



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        • Gemini
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 7183

          #5
          Anyone with the name of 'Scoop' shouldn't be taken too seriously. lol Sort of like the name Muffy eh?

          Who's playing Gidget?...Dobey is open as well. Sounds like a 1960's movie in here!

          Can I play the mean old crotchety b*tch down the street?? (I watched those old movies when they were new!)lmFao
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          • titmowse
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 5320

            #6
            Ahh...memories. My favorite Gidget was Sally Field. Course, she couldn't hold a candle to Sandra Dee's Tammy.

            Don't get me started on my love affair with Elizabeth Montgomery.



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            • Shannon
              Registered User
              • Feb 2001
              • 43

              #7

              Scoop - If this is for real, why would you be so stupid to go thorugh all the trouble to advertise this url with out registering it prior to doing so...

              You are either full of shit or you are stupid...

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              • pet
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 104

                #8
                .

                [This message has been edited by pet (edited 07-08-2001).]

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                • Dyanna
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 43

                  #9
                  rofl

                  Lens, he must have used a search engine to uncover this place. Or perhaps he used a PI.

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                  • DarkJedi
                    No Refunds Issued.
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 28301

                    #10
                    what the fuck is "Jizz and squirt family resturaunt, located at 6969 go fuck yourself blvd "
                    You think such thing exists ?

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                    • wiZd0m
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1526

                      #11
                      Hahaha, this guy deserve a T-Shirt For His Humour! Send him one lensman!

                      http://tess.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f...ate=kmuv0l.1.1

                      It's not in the Uspto database so you can Go Fuck YourSelf, lol

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                      • NightLizard
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 300

                        #12
                        that's some funny shit, he should really go fuck himself.

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                        • Poizon
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 157

                          #13
                          HEY I KNOW THAT PLACE! I ate there and their food tastes like shit! I think someone jizzed in the food and that's how they got the name, dur hur, lmao!

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                          • chass
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 498

                            #14
                            Scoop Jiszm,

                            Go Fuck Yourself! Go to the corner of the room and whack yourself...nobody wants you!

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                            • fredicus
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 286

                              #15
                              Good Fun

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                              • Red7
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 221

                                #16
                                This is a Joke!

                                ?????6969 go fuck yourself blvd ?????
                                Get real no one can have a street name like that!

                                It looks more like on of those "Blogs" I have read on a Tweekee Webmasters site then anything else..

                                just my 2 cents.

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                                • Red
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2000
                                  • 518

                                  #17
                                  Isn't that the restaurant that invented "secret sauce"?

                                  I agree that this guy should get a t-shirt for originality and creativity. Besides, it would be perfect waiter attire for his place.
                                  but if we send it to him, he has to send us a video clip of him wearing it doing Balki's dance of joy.

                                  Red


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                                  • PrivateEye
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 1784

                                    #18
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