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Betray · 05-04-2003, 02:22 PM

I was at my cousins stag, and we got this stripper (one is brutal and big) ANYWAYS!!! this girl decides wow, since im so skinny and all ill hop on to these little wobbly tables and think im a real stripper.. i see her getting close( i sat at the end just cause ewww) anyways i see her approaching im like ok, lets check out the odds here.. god hates me so something bad is gonna happen.. she steps on my table and BOOM! flys right off and lands on me.. of course her hand had to land in my food, and she just had to clean it on me! god damn....

what a bad bad stripper.. no women should trip over taking off there underwear too...

blazi · 05-04-2003, 02:24 PM

LOL, too funny!!

I take it you didn't tip her?

Mutt · 05-04-2003, 02:24 PM

i really think this is a long roundabout way of you telling the world you do not like naked women. admit you're gay, you will feel better for doing it.

Betray · 05-04-2003, 02:26 PM

haha no, i didnt tip her.. i think she felt bad so she gave me a little lap dance.. but i didnt want to tell her that makes it worse...

i felt so bad hahah everyone laughed oh my god..

detoxed · 05-04-2003, 02:27 PM

you loser

KRL · 05-04-2003, 02:28 PM

I was in a strip club once and the girl on stage was fully nude and bent over with her butt to the face of a black guy. The black dude reached up and stuck his middle finger right in her pussy. She turned, jumped off the stage and did a full on kick into the dudes balls and the mofo went screaming to the floor.

Then the bouncers picked him up and tossed him out into the parking lot.

Funny as hell.

psyko514 · 05-04-2003, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I was in a strip club once and the girl on stage was fully nude and bent over with her butt to the face of a black guy. The black dude reached up and stuck his middle finger right in her pussy. She turned, jumped off the stage and did a full on kick into the dudes balls and the mofo went screaming to the floor.

Then the bouncers picked him up and tossed him out into the parking lot.

Funny as hell.

I would have paid to see that. Some guys have no fucking respect.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-04-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514

I would have paid to see that. Some guys have no fucking respect.

i had a guy come up behind me when i was doing a lapdance for this feeble little man and grab my pussy lips.. he had me pinned against the poor man i was doing the dance for..suffocating him with my tits..i reached for a beer bottle and smashed it in his head..he let go and the fight was on..was great that his buddies decided to grab his arms at that point..so i got some severe shots to the face and balls at that point..oh yeah
being a ex stripper of 15 years..i seen some guys get thier asses beat down by girls..oh the stories i could tell..lol

Gutterboy · 05-04-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
oh the stories i could tell..lol

Please do

AdultNex · 05-04-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

i had a guy come up behind me when i was doing a lapdance for this feeble little man and grab my pussy lips.. he had me pinned against the poor man i was doing the dance for..suffocating him with my tits..i reached for a beer bottle and smashed it in his head..he let go and the fight was on..was great that his buddies decided to grab his arms at that point..so i got some severe shots to the face and balls at that point..oh yeah
being a ex stripper of 15 years..i seen some guys get thier asses beat down by girls..oh the stories i could tell..lol

tell tell tell!

05-04-2003, 02:22 PM	#1
Betray Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 346	Some women just should not be in this industry I was at my cousins stag, and we got this stripper (one is brutal and big) ANYWAYS!!! this girl decides wow, since im so skinny and all ill hop on to these little wobbly tables and think im a real stripper.. i see her getting close( i sat at the end just cause ewww) anyways i see her approaching im like ok, lets check out the odds here.. god hates me so something bad is gonna happen.. she steps on my table and BOOM! flys right off and lands on me.. of course her hand had to land in my food, and she just had to clean it on me! god damn.... what a bad bad stripper.. no women should trip over taking off there underwear too...

05-04-2003, 02:24 PM	#2
blazi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Closer now Posts: 4,321	LOL, too funny!! I take it you didn't tip her? __________________ makingcoin.com - 100% payouts coinscuties.com

05-04-2003, 02:24 PM	#3
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05-04-2003, 02:28 PM	#6
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	I was in a strip club once and the girl on stage was fully nude and bent over with her butt to the face of a black guy. The black dude reached up and stuck his middle finger right in her pussy. She turned, jumped off the stage and did a full on kick into the dudes balls and the mofo went screaming to the floor. Then the bouncers picked him up and tossed him out into the parking lot. Funny as hell. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

05-04-2003, 02:26 PM	#4
Betray Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 346	haha no, i didnt tip her.. i think she felt bad so she gave me a little lap dance.. but i didnt want to tell her that makes it worse... i felt so bad hahah everyone laughed oh my god..

05-04-2003, 02:27 PM	#5
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	you loser