Mountain lion attacks runner in CO so he choked it to death...

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  • crockett
    in a van by the river
    • May 2003
    • 76818

    #1

    Mountain lion attacks runner in CO so he choked it to death...

    Fucking hell.. ok I wont make fun of those runners in spandex with their manhuns and beards anymore..


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  • King Mark
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    • Aug 2016
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    #2
    That's badass

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    • Bladewire
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      • Aug 2003
      • 56228

      #3
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      • celandina
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        • Jun 2006
        • 11721

        #4
        Probably will be charged for killing an one of endangered species

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        • Bladewire
          StraightBro
          • Aug 2003
          • 56228

          #5
          Originally posted by celandina
          Probably will be charged for killing an one of endangered species
          You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating


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          • Deej
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            • Jun 2005
            • 24386

            #6
            Originally posted by Bladewire
            You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating
            That and they're not even close to endangered, especially in that area.

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            • brassmonkey
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              • Sep 2005
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              • ghjghj
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                • Jun 2005
                • 3770

                #8
                Originally posted by Bladewire
                That's not how it works here in America
                Nobody gives a fuck faggot. Your shithole is Burundi tier.

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                • HairyChick
                  Slowly dying
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 3091

                  #9
                  I read that last night. Apparently it was a cub or baby, and had already bitten the face, ears, nose and chin. Most people would run but be taken down for lunch. The smartest thing was to choke it if unarmed.

                  We get fox sightings and loose cows or horses often. Old farms, old fences, old farmers forget to close the doors. Police call everyone automatically to warn them. The system often says “loose animals” and we have no clue what it is.
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                  • astronaut x
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                    • May 2011
                    • 4844

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ghjghj
                    Nobody gives a fuck faggot. Your shithole is Burundi tier.
                    /\ would be eaten by Mountain Lion. Also would be banned on GFY pre-mod permanent vacation.
                    Hello

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                    • brassmonkey
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                      • Sep 2005
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                      I read that last night. Apparently it was a cub or baby, and had already bitten the face, ears, nose and chin. Most people would run but be taken down for lunch. The smartest thing was to choke it if unarmed.

                      We get fox sightings and loose cows or horses often. Old farms, old fences, old farmers forget to close the doors. Police call everyone automatically to warn them. The system often says “loose animals” and we have no clue what it is.
                      off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even going to contact fish and game see if they can dig it up. thread bookmarked
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                      • astronaut x
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                        • May 2011
                        • 4844

                        #12
                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                        off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even
                        makes me want to get a butter knife and hunt a mountain lion.
                        Hello

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                        • RycEric
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 1313

                          #13
                          Originally posted by crockett
                          Fucking hell.. ok I wont make fun of those runners in spandex with their manhuns and beards anymore..


                          https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/...www.cnn.com%2F
                          Denver news claims it was a less than a year old. Savage.

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                          • brassmonkey
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                            • Sep 2005
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by astronaut x
                            makes me want to get a butter knife and hunt a mountain lion.
                            oh i would buy you the most expensive butter knife and a bus ticket
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                            • ilnjscb
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                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8972

                              #15
                              The mountain lion, or cougar, ranges in weight from about 53 to 72 kilograms (115 to 160 pounds) for the males, and from about 34 and 48 kg (75 and 105 lb) for the females. Some males have, in rare cases, weighed in at in excess of 120 kg (260 lb).

                              That thing was 70 pounds.

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                              • King Mark
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                                • Aug 2016
                                • 27033

                                #16
                                Eh, not so badass. But you gotta do what u gotta do to survive. So still a win.

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                                • brassmonkey
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                                  • Sep 2005
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ilnjscb
                                  The mountain lion, or cougar, ranges in weight from about 53 to 72 kilograms (115 to 160 pounds) for the males, and from about 34 and 48 kg (75 and 105 lb) for the females. Some males have, in rare cases, weighed in at in excess of 120 kg (260 lb).

                                  That thing was 70 pounds.
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                                  Male: 55–71 lbs
                                  25–32 kg
                                  Female: 44–60 lbs
                                  20–27 kg

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                                  7 deaths

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                                  • astronaut x
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                                    • May 2011
                                    • 4844

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                    oh i would buy you the most expensive butter knife and a bus ticket
                                    Hello

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                                    • HairyChick
                                      Slowly dying
                                      • Sep 2012
                                      • 3091

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                      off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even going to contact fish and game see if they can dig it up. thread bookmarked
                                      Did last week.

                                      I grew up several blocks from a zoo. No escapes yet in thirty years or so but kids love to taunt and tease the tigers, lions, elephant and monkeys. One kid got over the fence years ago but his father grabbed him in time.

                                      The animals are about thirty feet from the road on one side. It’s comical when they walk the elephant along route six near the highway. People slam on their brakes in shock!

                                      The Park is nice but those animals are scary ;)
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                                      • GAMEFINEST
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                                        • Nov 2006
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                                        #20
                                        it still takes balls to do it
                                        Compound interest.

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                                        • Mr Pheer
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                                          • Dec 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                          it still takes balls to do it
                                          And hands.

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                                          • celandina
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                                            • Jun 2006
                                            • 11721

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Bladewire
                                            You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating

                                            I do not hate at all, have many American friends. But do not like the group of idiots who are currently in charge, or the other group of idiots who are trying to replace them.....and BTW MAGA or Antifa to you too...

                                            I do tell to all who will listen that in general Americans and wonderful people, after all and after great sacrifice they saved the world twice ( 1918 and 1945), unfortunately after that they fucked up royally and are now in decline. They play nice with bad guys and fuck their friends....But hey Tulsi will change all that !

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                                            • bronco67
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                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 29032

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RycEric
                                              Denver news claims it was a less than a year old. Savage.

                                              Story said less than a year old. That picture is of a 2 month old cub. 80 pounds of mountain lion will fuck up any size man, whether it's 10 months or 10 years old.

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                                              • pimpmaster9000
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                                                • Dec 2011
                                                • 26732

                                                #24
                                                its actually quite easy to choke out anything...he probably used a collar choke or maybe a rear naked choke if he managed to take the back from a side control position...once the arms lock in place you can easily choke out anything that is not 300lb or more...the rear naked choke is called mata leao in BJJ it translates to lion killer...the mountain lion is easy easy prey of you have it in a choke hold...if not, it will probably fuck you up really really bad
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                                                • King Mark
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                                                  • Aug 2016
                                                  • 27033

                                                  #25
                                                  Turns out it was a 24 pound 3 month old kitten that attacked him because he might have been trying to catch it.

                                                  Neanderthug shit.

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                                                  • Bladewire
                                                    StraightBro
                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 56228

                                                    #26
                                                    "At the time of the attack, it probably weighed between 35 and 40 pounds, the veterinarians found. By the time of the necropsy, the mountain lion's remains were only 24 pounds, because it was partially eaten — most likely by its two surviving siblings, Colorado Parks and Wildlife spokesman Jason Clay said."

                                                    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...kitten-n978126


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                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24818

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by crucifissio
                                                      its actually quite easy to choke out anything...he probably used a collar choke or maybe a rear naked choke if he managed to take the back from a side control position...once the arms lock in place you can easily choke out anything that is not 300lb or more...the rear naked choke is called mata leao in BJJ it translates to lion killer...the mountain lion is easy easy prey of you have it in a choke hold...if not, it will probably fuck you up really really bad

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