My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her

**King Mark** · 01-26-2019, 08:18 AM

How conservatard of you. You're probably the one who drove the car into the water, and closed the door behind you before you swam up as your makeshift wall too... "I created this mess, but I gotta save me and let you drown by yourself".

**wehateporn** · 01-26-2019, 08:22 AM

You got the wrong guy, I am not partisan

**King Mark** · 01-26-2019, 08:23 AM

If true, props. However, explain that avatar to me... I'm confused?

**Bladewire** · 01-26-2019, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by Dead Eye

How conservatard of you. You're probably the one who drove the car into the water, and closed the door behind you before you swam up as your makeshift wall too... "I created this mess, but I gotta save me and let you drown by yourself".

He's a Russian run alt-right hate fake nic troll

He is not American.

He does not live in America.

He does not vote in American elections.

He pretends to be American online troll farm style

**wehateporn** · 01-26-2019, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by Dead Eye

If true, props. However, explain that avatar to me... I'm confused?

From the film Matrix

https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-meaning-of-the-blue-and-red-pills-in-The-Matrix

**wehateporn** · 01-26-2019, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by Bladewire

He's a Russian run alt-right hate fake nic troll

He is not American.

He does not live in America.

He does not vote in American elections.

Do you have any evidence that I am Russian?

**King Mark** · 01-26-2019, 08:28 AM

So you're not using that as a metaphor for libtards and conservatards?

My fault for assuming. My apologies.

**wehateporn** · 01-26-2019, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by Dead Eye

So you're not using that as a metaphor for libtards and conservatards?

My fault for assuming. My apologies.

No probs, seems I better change it as it might be giving more people the wrong idea

**SilentKnight** · 01-26-2019, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by wehateporn

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead I just swam for the surface

**Sid70** · 01-26-2019, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by wehateporn

Instead I just swam for the surface

Best thing in life is paying a hooker and leasing a car, no obligations whatsoever.
Just slide your life, pay as you go, fuck commitments.

**Diomed** · 01-26-2019, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by Dead Eye

How conservatard of you. You're probably the one who drove the car into the water, and closed the door behind you before you swam up as your makeshift wall too... "I created this mess, but I gotta save me and let you drown by yourself".

Bro..

Hang it up already. This was a fucking laffy taffy joke thread.. Go stare at your toes and make them miserable

**seeandsee** · 01-26-2019, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

Best thing in life is paying a hooker and leasing a car, no obligations whatsoever.
Just slide your life, pay as you go, fuck commitments.

costs more money for 24/7

**King Mark** · 01-26-2019, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Diomed

Bro..

Hang it up already. This was a fucking laffy taffy joke thread.. Go stare at your toes and make them miserable

Bro...

Me and homeboy already handled this. Mind your business when men are talking.

**GAMEFINEST** · 01-26-2019, 10:50 AM

I never open doors for no pussy

**Diomed** · 01-26-2019, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Dead Eye

Bro...

Me and homeboy already handled this. My vagina was stuffed with sand and I was seeing things that weren't there.

Aww... Good to hear

**NatalieK** · 01-28-2019, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by wehateporn

Instead I just swam for the surface

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her

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