peanut butter and jelly sandwiches mmm

So thats what Terrance and Philip always eats.

Poor man story and recipe??

Well tonight for dinner we gathered all the sticks from under the trees and built a nice little fire. Then we boiled water.

Rain water is the best. Add a dream of beef flavor and you are set.


Total cost 0.00$


Stold the matches and the water from the neighbor!!!

Heat up a can of Campbell's Mushroom Soup. Add two cups of cooked rice. Toss in a helf cup of defrosted frozen peas. Add some butter. Finish it off with a can of albacore white tuna. Once it is mixed and ready to eat, place on plate and sprinkle with some crushed potato chips. YUMMY!

I was just in the county jail and I saw a ramen recipe that I've never seen before.

They take the ramen noodles, and crush them up real good with shit like doritos, cheetoes, cheese crackers, potato chips, etc. etc....

They roll all of this shit up in a napkin and crush it up real good and use a playing card to mix it up nicely.....

They they put the shit back in the microwaveable cups, add water, and microwave it....

I wasn't there long enough to see how it tasted but they seemed to LOVE it......

County jail??? I was told by a hacker who was located at Metropolitan Detention Center that the big items were colas and canned tuna. The menu was so bad that prisoners hoarded snack foods. However, this particular prisoner was thrown in solitary confinement for having stacks of pepsi and mulitple cans of tuna in his cell.

Would the guards have bothered him if had stored Top Ramen and Campbell's soup? Hmmmmmmmmmmm

A few years back I was living in Brooklyn and broke as shit. It was Thanksgiving, my roommates were out of town so I was by myself without a single dime.
The only food in the house was a box of beef bullion.
The stove was broke, so I had to use the hot water from the tap and wait for the cubes to melt.
Real good Thanksgiving dinner, luke warm broth.

Matt0, I hope you are doing so well today that you will never have to look at or taste another beef cube!

More on Campbell's Mushroom Soup...

A friend and I devised something particularly disgusting called White Boy Burritos.

Put white rice on a white torilla, add a slab of that crazy white soup, roll it up and then nuke it. mmmm trailer food

ramen style noodles are actually fairly pricey over here compared to in the states. I could eat them all the time but my hubby would divorce me so I actually have to cook.

From an old thread I posted in about being in jail....

County Jail Ramen Smorgasboard:

Ingredients - 30 packets of top ramen, 10 bags of assorted flavor dorito's, a handful of sausage sticks, saltine crackers, some seasoning packets, and a shitload of string cheese.

Step #1 - Open the top ramens and dump in a large size black garbage bag.

Step #2 - Turn on cell shower. Wait until the water reaches its maximum (lukewarm) temperature.

Step #3 - Hold garbage bag under shower until ramen is completely covered, tie off the bag, and let soak.

Step #4 - Open all chips, sausages, seasoning packets and string cheese.

Step #5 - When Ramen is soft, punch small holes in bag with pen to let shower water out.

Step #6 - Dump chips, sausages, seasoning & cheese into bag. Shake, then let sit for 5 more minutes.

Serve in plastic jailhouse coffee cups and eat with fingers.

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50, bitch.

damn that sounds horrible hahahaha

and there's always those raid grandma's fridge missions, and she keeps the moonshine under the sink. hehe

and have you ever been really broke, and went to get fast food with say your last $20, and get your food and change back before you even pay them? hahahaha I've had this happen a couple times at least.... make away with a free lunch and about 8 bucks. Nothing is better than that.

Time is money in this business.

I just eat stuff I find on the ground. :xomunch

When I was *really* broke we'd do store runs.

My brother, myself and the other dude who lived with us would pile in the pickup and drive to a 24hr supermarket. The ones in good neighborhoods always worked best, and we'd go at 2-3am when the store was on a skeleton crew with only a couple of stockers working.

One person stayed in the truck, and the two who went in would load up 4 shopping baskets with whatever we wanted and hit the door running.

We'd grab a weeks worth of food in one shot that way.

Gutterboy, you must have really hated prison food to resort to the trashbag/ramen mixture. God, that sounds gross! I think I would prefer a midnight run at the local grocery store.

That Ramen concoction tasted fucking fabulous after 2 weeks of the shit they were feeding us. Stale bread, rancid margarine for breakfast.. just hideous. The ramen stuff was ok because we could buy it ourselves, I think you could order $50 worth of shit a week from the Comissary, so we'd pool it and eat a bit better at night.

That jail (the old San Mateo County Jail) was closed about a month after I got transferred to a minimum security farm because of the inhumane conditions.

I lived on Stove Top stuffing in college. Less than $1.50 per serving.

Porridge.
1.50? pack lasts almost a week.

God damn, poor people suck.