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Sarah_Jayne · 05-03-2003, 02:40 AM

Romanian prostitutes offer easy payment terms

A group of prostitutes in Romania are offering their hard up customers credit and installment schemes.

Sex workers in Hunedoara, western Romania, are allowing customers to pay weeks after sex, or in instalments, as many are struggling financially.

Loredana, 19, told the daily Jurnalul National: "Workers don't have much money and that's why they only pay me once a month - at pay time.

"They sometimes lie to me and forget about paying but I wait for them at the factory gates the day I know they get their salaries."

She added: "I accept being paid in instalments as well. There are other girls doing the same thing and so far it's worked out very well."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_776321.html

Brujah · 05-03-2003, 02:45 AM

a good content provider could save them. charly ? where are you ?

ldinternet · 05-03-2003, 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
"They sometimes lie to me and forget about paying but I wait for them at the factory gates the day I know they get their salaries."[/url]

hehehe

As for credit and installment schemes... maybe they should start advertising on TV like all the other scamming bastards. Someone definitely needs to do something about those stupid fucking "Ocean Finance" and "YES car credit" companies, I'm sick of seeing their FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!! every time I turn on the TV.

aztecvision · 05-03-2003, 02:45 AM

Bitch better have my money.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-03-2003, 02:54 AM

"Yes Car Credit - We say yes to NICE people'

good to know they are a judge on if you are a nice person or not.

ldinternet · 05-03-2003, 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
"Ocean Finance"

Ocean Finance have the worst fucking testimonials I've ever seen. I swear, they must hang around on Salford council estates and outside the welfare office to scope out the lowest in the food chain.

"If you dropped out of school to work down th' pit, you can't read, served at least 15 years in jail, and you ain't brushed your teeth for the past 5 days, then you're QUALIFIED!"

DIE you FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!! MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna screencap that shit next time it's on and upload the pics here. The faces of some of these people... make goatse.cx look like something from a children's book.

ldinternet · 05-03-2003, 03:03 AM

One particular bitch looks like she's risen from the dead, and her makeup is thicker than the icing on a fucking birthday cake.

With a mouthful of yellow teeth, "I'fe loawned fifteen fousund pownds fuh homme improovmunts"

The sad thing is, people actually DO BUSINESS with these people.

Tipsy · 05-03-2003, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
One particular bitch looks like she's risen from the dead, and her makeup is thicker than the icing on a fucking birthday cake.

With a mouthful of yellow teeth, "I'fe loawned fifteen fousund pownds fuh homme improovmunts"

The sad thing is, people actually DO BUSINESS with these people.

The ads are all so bad too. You have to love the one that says something like '85% of our customers say it has had a positive impact on their lives'. Only 85%??? That makes for a lot of people they totally screw up.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-03-2003, 03:21 AM

my side is actually aching from laughing. It is so true! Though, I can't remember the name of the company but it sells home security products - their testomonials sound like they were taken shortly after the brainwashing. One middleaged woman with spaced out eyes looking directly into the camera and talking in a hypnotic voice 'I will feel safe in my home'.

Paul Markham · 05-03-2003, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by Brujah
a good content provider could save them. charly ? where are you ?

I'm on my way already.

Would love to get some contacts down there, those girls are good.

dokk · 05-03-2003, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Romanian prostitutes offer easy payment terms

A group of prostitutes in Romania are offering their hard up customers credit and installment schemes.

Sex workers in Hunedoara, western Romania, are allowing customers to pay weeks after sex, or in instalments, as many are struggling financially.

Loredana, 19, told the daily Jurnalul National: "Workers don't have much money and that's why they only pay me once a month - at pay time.

"They sometimes lie to me and forget about paying but I wait for them at the factory gates the day I know they get their salaries."

She added: "I accept being paid in instalments as well. There are other girls doing the same thing and so far it's worked out very well."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_776321.html

I guess it's all based on which end of the dick you're on... ???

rokk on

Snake Doctor · 05-03-2003, 06:57 AM

I saw on MSNBC the other night that a brothel in Australia had an IPO. You can buy stock in it now on the Aussie market.

I have no idea why a brothel would need a capital expenditure, but maybe it ties into what Sarah is talking about.

Cassie · 05-03-2003, 09:11 AM

money knows no prejudice does it? that is too funny.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-03-2003, 12:28 PM

i like the mental image of her waiting at the gates for all her clients to pay up.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	you know the economy is bad when.... Romanian prostitutes offer easy payment terms A group of prostitutes in Romania are offering their hard up customers credit and installment schemes. Sex workers in Hunedoara, western Romania, are allowing customers to pay weeks after sex, or in instalments, as many are struggling financially. Loredana, 19, told the daily Jurnalul National: "Workers don't have much money and that's why they only pay me once a month - at pay time. "They sometimes lie to me and forget about paying but I wait for them at the factory gates the day I know they get their salaries." She added: "I accept being paid in instalments as well. There are other girls doing the same thing and so far it's worked out very well." http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_776321.html

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	my side is actually aching from laughing. It is so true! Though, I can't remember the name of the company but it sells home security products - their testomonials sound like they were taken shortly after the brainwashing. One middleaged woman with spaced out eyes looking directly into the camera and talking in a hypnotic voice 'I will feel safe in my home'.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	i like the mental image of her waiting at the gates for all her clients to pay up.