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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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best ways to change physical apperance?
best ways to change physical apperance? That not look like disquise.
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Mayor of Thneedville
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Sounds like your best bet is to just turn yourself in to the authorities.
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Service Provider
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Robbing a bank?
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Making PHP work
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Do meth.
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Long time no happy ending
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Stop eating sugar entirely... forever.
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Fake Nick 1.0
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I'll leave this one to the professional, Bladewire?
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So Fucking Banned
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Long time no happy ending
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BINGO! Nobody I knew 2 years ago even recognizes me since I stopped eating sugar.
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Die.............
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I'm still broke.
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Remove your eyes.
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Too old to care
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Wear a wig.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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disability.. rich/poor clothing etc etc.. something that involves vulnerability will make you invisible
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Cover yourself, head to toe, in poo...
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If you have long hair, cut it short.
If you have a beard, shave it. If you dont wear glasses, get some glasses. reverse this is you are long haired with a beard and glasses. Your biggest problem is your gait, you need to change the way you walk. |
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So Fucking Fabulous
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Quote:
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Or in MY case, to change MY appearance, I simply wash it off *shudder*
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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You could always get an amputation? Arm, hand, leg, foot etc...
That's a pretty good disguise... |
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Wear a burka.
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So Fucking Banned
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Cremation should do the trick
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Smash your face with a shovel until it's a red jelly.
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I was gonna say shave your head. Shave your head and a pair of sun glasses and no one would recognize you.
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So Fucking Banned
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