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  • crockett
    in a van by the river
    • May 2003
    • 76818

    #1

    This is how dumb Russian spies are...

    The guys who figured out who the Russian was that used the Novichok in UK. Once they sorted out who the Russian assassin was, they used stolen driver's license records to try to figure out his real name. They knew his alis but not his actual name.

    So they figured some of his aliases was the same as his real name/address ect.

    Turns out they were right he used his real birthday and birth city. Once they found his real name they then searched the drivers license database to find his address.

    The dumb fuck used the Moscow FSB address on his ID for his real name. The idea was he'd only use his real ID in Russia so by using the FSB address Russian cops wouldn't fuck with him once he showed his ID.

    So the Brits then searched their stolen Russian database for everyone using the FSB headquarters address and they found about 50 Russians with that address.

    Basically, they ended up uncovering real ID's about 50 Russian spys because these dumbfucks used the FSB HQ address on their Russian driver licenses to avoid getting tickets...

    This was on a interview on public radio the day before yesterday so no link.
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  • Bladewire
    StraightBro
    • Aug 2003
    • 56228

    #2
    Crazy stupid

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ergei-skripal/

    "According to Fontanka, Fedotov flew to the UK on a passport whose number differs by only a few digits from those used by the two GRU military intelligence agents officially wanted for the nerve agent attack.

    Fedotov’s travel itinerary, according to Fontanka, shows him arriving in London on a separate flight on March 2 - the day the two other agents arrived - but leaving on the same flight on March 4, the day of the nerve agent attack."


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    • pimpmaster9000
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2011
      • 26732

      #3
      And the same people confirmed and double confirmed that saddam had wmd...I trust the UK almost as much as I trust the USA...they would never lie LOL

      These agents were so good that they needed just an hour to enter the city, find skripalj and a window of opportunity, apply the nsupposed nerve gas and leave BUT they made rookie mistakes that lead straight to them...how very very convenient for the UK eh?

      Its almost like it was made up...
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      • klinton
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2003
        • 8766

        #4
        Originally posted by crucifissio
        And the same people confirmed and double confirmed that saddam had wmd...I trust the UK almost as much as I trust the USA...they would never lie LOL

        These agents were so good that they needed just an hour to enter the city, find skripalj and a window of opportunity, apply the nsupposed nerve gas and leave BUT they made rookie mistakes that lead straight to them...how very very convenient for the UK eh?

        Its almost like it was made up...
        blablabla..better to trust Ruskies from GRU and Russia Today

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        • pimpmaster9000
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2011
          • 26732

          #5
          Originally posted by klinton
          blablabla..better to trust Ruskies from GRU and Russia Today
          considering the lies I have heard the west say over the years I would trust anybody over western media...remember saddams wmd? they where 100% sure and 500.000 dead people later: crickets....nobody went to jail, nobody was even on trial...the west does not even mention it...

          why would they not lie again? I mean there are NO consequences...same MO, same accusations from "trustworthy" UK
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          • klinton
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2003
            • 8766

            #6
            Originally posted by crucifissio
            why would they not lie again? I mean there are NO consequences...same MO, same accusations from "trustworthy" UK
            I never trusted western media about Iraq and other things.
            But they are example of trust comparing to RUS media.

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            • just a punk
              So fuckin' bored
              • Jun 2003
              • 32393

              #7
              Originally posted by crockett
              The guys who figured out who the Russian was that used the Novichok in UK.
              Everybody knows it. Their faces and real names (in the UK they were using fake ones) are in every news here. At least in Russia these two dumbs are almost the Internet memes now.



              To be honest, I don't know how many days they had to live, because they will die of some accident... Some quotes from Russian news TV channels, including those that are being controlled by Putin:

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              • crockett
                in a van by the river
                • May 2003
                • 76818

                #8
                Originally posted by crucifissio
                considering the lies I have heard the west say over the years I would trust anybody over western media...remember saddams wmd? they where 100% sure and 500.000 dead people later: crickets....nobody went to jail, nobody was even on trial...the west does not even mention it...

                why would they not lie again? I mean there are NO consequences...same MO, same accusations from "trustworthy" UK

                Yeah just like the People of crimea welcomed the Russians with open arms because they wanted to be annexed and it wasn't Russia who shot down that airliner!
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                • crockett
                  in a van by the river
                  • May 2003
                  • 76818

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bladewire
                  Crazy stupid

                  https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ergei-skripal/

                  "According to Fontanka, Fedotov flew to the UK on a passport whose number differs by only a few digits from those used by the two GRU military intelligence agents officially wanted for the nerve agent attack.

                  Fedotov’s travel itinerary, according to Fontanka, shows him arriving in London on a separate flight on March 2 - the day the two other agents arrived - but leaving on the same flight on March 4, the day of the nerve agent attack."
                  Jesus.. I thought the using the FSB hq was dumb but had no idea their passports were numbered nearly the same....


                  Jesus christ Russia is what a country would be if it was run by rednecks..
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                  • just a punk
                    So fuckin' bored
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 32393

                    #10
                    Originally posted by crockett
                    Jesus.. I thought the using the FSB hq was dumb but had no idea their passports were numbered nearly the same....
                    When I, my mom and my wife made our passports so they were numbered the sama way. Only one digit was different there. How come?
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                    • Sid70
                      Downshifter
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 16413

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CyberSEO
                      When I, my mom and my wife made our passports so they were numbered the sama way. Only one digit was different there. How come?
                      You, your mom and your wife, tell us again what were you doing?
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                      • klinton
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 8766

                        #12
                        Originally posted by crockett
                        Yeah just like the People of crimea welcomed the Russians with open arms because they wanted to be annexed and it wasn't Russia who shot down that airliner!
                        actually they wanted, most of them at least...
                        as for plane, well Russia supported rebels shot it down...

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                        • astronaut x
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2011
                          • 4844

                          #13
                          Originally posted by crucifissio
                          considering the lies I have heard the west say over the years I would trust anybody over western media...remember saddams wmd? they where 100% sure and 500.000 dead people later: crickets....nobody went to jail, nobody was even on trial...the west does not even mention it...

                          why would they not lie again? I mean there are NO consequences...same MO, same accusations from "trustworthy" UK
                          Yes, Russia not lie right?

                          Just the west, only they lie... is that about right?
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                          • Rochard
                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 75733

                            #14
                            Seems like careless spycraft to me.
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                            • just a punk
                              So fuckin' bored
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 32393

                              #15
                              Originally posted by astronaut x
                              Yes, Russia not lie right?
                              Russia lies a lot like any other country. But in this particular case the information with pictures and real names was published everywhere.
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                              • Bladewire
                                StraightBro
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 56228

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                Russia lies a lot like any other country.
                                Only Russia gets banned from the Olympics for lying & cheating.

                                You are not enough, so you lie, and cheat and take drugs to be better. Is that how it works?


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                                • just a punk
                                  So fuckin' bored
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 32393

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Bladewire
                                  Only Russia gets banned from the Olympics for lying & cheating
                                  You wish, fag ;) Our ice hockey team has literally kicked your ass. If they were on drugs, why do they play in NHL and KHL teams today?

                                  You're such an idiot
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