Internet Comment Etiquette: "Shakin Turds out Your Pant Leg"

[CurrentlySober]

I think this could be a slimmer version of me, surfing the net for fun.
Lots of fun to be had.
I think it's worth a watch...
Knowledgeable to a tee...
Everyone should watch this video.
Probably NOT everyone.
Obviously I liked it...
Objectively though, do you?

[CaptainHowdy]

True, when I shitted myself I always struggled to keep everything within the confines of my clothing.

[CurrentlySober]

True, when I shitted myself I always struggled to keep everything within the confines of my clothing.

Pro Tip?

Wear Bicycle clips...