While banging, I would ask : "Do you think if Peggy Carter didn't die in Captain America: Civil War, that she would have been dusted when Thanos snapped his fingers? And if Time Travel is an element in Infinity War Part 2, will they travel back to the 40's? And will this somehow help Cap' stop Red Skull from touching the Tesseract? If so will the plane not crash into the ice, allowing Cap to finally have that dance with Peggy he promised? If she answered "duuhhhhhh I don't know who is dat" I would excuse myself and leave promptly. I've gotta have standards goddammit.
The fact that there is a naked, non-Asian girl on my bed means that I'm already as drunk as I can get. So I probably wouldn't even notice what's exactly going on. The night would be fun and she would probably be pregnant afterwards and my life is fucked.
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