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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20999

    #1

    I've never really "bashed" Trump

    I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

    I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
    I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

    I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
    judge what Trump is all about.

    I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

    So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.


    But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

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  • Matt-ADX
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2015
    • 1497

    #2
    Originally posted by blackmonsters
    I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

    I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
    I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

    I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
    judge what Trump is all about.

    I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

    So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.


    But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.


    Tight thread, solid content. A+ would read again

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    • CjTheFish
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      • Dec 2015
      • 638

      #3
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      • Rochard
        Jägermeister Test Pilot
        • Dec 2001
        • 75733

        #4
        Originally posted by blackmonsters
        But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.
        We should have planned this out better.

        Good luck.
        Herschel Savage
        Brooklyn, NY

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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 20999

          #5
          Originally posted by Rochard
          We should have planned this out better.

          Good luck.
          No Rochard, you have it all planned already, so all I need is the ticket bro.

          Fuck, oh wait. I don't have the National ID yet so I can't even fly from this state.

          So never mind, I've actually died alone already.
          The fucking paramedics ruined everything by coming fast and bringing me back to life without brain damage.
          They can be such assholes; going around saving people who need to die.

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          • crockett
            in a van by the river
            • May 2003
            • 76818

            #6
            Originally posted by blackmonsters
            I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

            I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
            I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

            I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
            judge what Trump is all about.

            I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

            So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.


            But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

            Don't worry if 3,000 white people die he will still claim "he" did a great job it was everyone else who fucked up!!!!
            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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            • $5 submissions
              I help you SUCCEED
              • Nov 2003
              • 32189

              #7
              Originally posted by Matt-ADX
              Tight thread, solid content. A+ would read again
              New York Review of books quality?

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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94034

                #8
                There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .

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                • ghjghj
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 3768

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                  There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .
                  there we go

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                  • blackmonsters
                    Making PHP work
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 20999

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                    There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .
                    I don't think you actually read everything I posted because this comment makes no sense.

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                    • ilnjscb
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                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8957

                      #11
                      BMonsters, if I have a PHP site, NOT wordpress, is it reasonable that I could get the same functionality from wordpress? WP has always seemed candyass to me, am I right about that?

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                      • SBJ
                        So Fucking Fabulous
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 11377

                        #12
                        this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though.


                        Stay dry. Roll tide!

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                        • ANAL PASTE
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                          #13
                          Don't forget to sign up for "English as foreign language - 1001" course
                          SEE YOU IN VALHALLA, BRO

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                          • onwebcam
                            Fake Nick 1.0
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 27689

                            #14
                            Originally posted by crockett
                            Don't worry if 3,000 white people die he will still claim "he" did a great job it was everyone else who fucked up!!!!
                            Fake news.. PR official records show less than 100 people died.. Total deaths were only slightly higher than average

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                            • blackmonsters
                              Making PHP work
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 20999

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ilnjscb
                              BMonsters, if I have a PHP site, NOT wordpress, is it reasonable that I could get the same functionality from wordpress? WP has always seemed candyass to me, am I right about that?
                              Wordpress can be made to do anything with a plugin or theme.
                              The problem is do you want to pay? The last person didn't want to pay what I charge.
                              It's not 1998, that 3rd world pay shit is over.
                              Developers need to know more than Frontpage now.
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                              • blackmonsters
                                Making PHP work
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 20999

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SBJ
                                this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though.


                                Stay dry. Roll tide!
                                Try reading some real news.
                                Expect plenty of death and destruction on the East coast USA.
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                                • nico-t
                                  emperor of my world
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 29901

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SBJ
                                  this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though.


                                  Stay dry. Roll tide!
                                  lol... zero. Absolutely nothing. Please, someone bet me their life savings on this. Put your money where your mouth is... nobody ever does

                                  enjoy the MSM invoked dream they've been wishing for two+ pathetic years of propaganda

                                  holy shit this is getting funnier and funnier

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                                  • SBJ
                                    So Fucking Fabulous
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 11377

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nico-t
                                    lol... zero. Absolutely nothing. Please, someone bet me their life savings on this. Put your money where your mouth is... nobody ever does

                                    enjoy the MSM invoked dream they've been wishing for two+ pathetic years of propaganda

                                    holy shit this is getting funnier and funnier
                                    what are you talking about?

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                                    • nico-t
                                      emperor of my world
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 29901

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SBJ
                                      what are you talking about?
                                      well i think it's more of a reply to the OP... just think of it as a YUGE honor that i quoted you

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                                      • blackmonsters
                                        Making PHP work
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 20999

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SBJ
                                        what are you talking about?
                                        That guy can't read. He has yet to figure out the joke is on Rochard, even with 14 of these at the bottom.

                                        He just saw "Trump" and dove blindly into defense mode.

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                                        • blackmonsters
                                          Making PHP work
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 20999

                                          #21
                                          The storm is weakening but I wish I could cut down this tree before it gets here.
                                          The tree died from half way up to the top. Not a single leaf above the lighting strike.
                                          A pretty big limb fell three days ago from the rain and partly hit the house.
                                          Bigger limbs than that one are ready to fall and I figure the trunk could fall in this storm.

                                          I'm in for a rough time.

                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsnX4ZbFAQ




                                          If you can afford it, please consider sending me relief funds because I got a feeling I
                                          will not have internet access to ask for it later.

                                          paypal link : paypal.me/econfirmpro

                                          My paypal is $300 in the NEGATIVE.
                                          Which kind of makes the whole "send me relief" seem useless.

                                          I guess this is why people pray, it's pretty much all I can do at this point.
                                          I can't even leave unless I can get a ride.

                                          Congrats to the winners!

                                          I got one beer in the fridge so I'm going to drink it now and enjoy it like no other beer I ever had.

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                                          • blackmonsters
                                            Making PHP work
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 20999

                                            #22
                                            The storm is 200 miles away from me now and I'm not seeing nearly as much wind as in the past with other hurricanes that were not even this close to me.

                                            So I'm starting to become more optimistic even though the storm is set for the eye to go
                                            right over me.

                                            I think it will be weak by the time it hits me; but it will probably flood.
                                            I'm sort of on a hill so I'm in a decent place in case of a flood.

                                            Disclaimer : The following video is not a hurricane; it's my sperm seeking a vagina.

                                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNpLkxToPfk
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                                            • crockett
                                              in a van by the river
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 76818

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                              The storm is 200 miles away from me now and I'm not seeing nearly as much wind as in the past with other hurricanes that were not even this close to me.

                                              So I'm starting to become more optimistic even though the storm is set for the eye to go
                                              right over me.

                                              I think it will be weak by the time it hits me; but it will probably flood.
                                              I'm sort of on a hill so I'm in a decent place in case of a flood.

                                              Disclaimer : The following video is not a hurricane; it's my sperm seeking a vagina.

                                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNpLkxToPfk

                                              Im in ATL right now abd have to drive 81 to PA. Hoping I can slip past it before it gets too far inland.
                                              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                              • blackmonsters
                                                Making PHP work
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 20999

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by crockett
                                                Im in ATL right now abd have to drive 81 to PA. Hoping I can slip past it before it gets too far inland.
                                                If you take 75 to Chattanooga today then you will be fine.
                                                Waiting until tomorrow is riskier.

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                                                • GFED
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                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 8121

                                                  #25
                                                  Best wishes to you BM.
                                                  https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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                                                  • blackmonsters
                                                    Making PHP work
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 20999

                                                    #26
                                                    Just made this video of the tree I'm worried about.

                                                    https://youtu.be/yYQdaHhEvkE

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                                                    • blackmonsters
                                                      Making PHP work
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 20999

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by GFED
                                                      Best wishes to you BM.
                                                      Things are looking much better now. As long as that tree holds up I think I'm good.

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                                                      • ilnjscb
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 8957

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                        Wordpress can be made to do anything with a plugin or theme.
                                                        The problem is do you want to pay? The last person didn't want to pay what I charge.
                                                        It's not 1998, that 3rd world pay shit is over.
                                                        Developers need to know more than Frontpage now.
                                                        Thanks - I am looking at a product that has like 3% market share to implement with WP. I may hit you up if I get to the transition to WP done.

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94034

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                          I don't think you actually read everything I posted because this comment makes no sense.

                                                          I often talk to myself in other peoples threads . . . My apologies.

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                                                          • hottoddy
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 3049

                                                            #30
                                                            Best of luck! I've spent the morning watching reporters sporting hip waders standing in puddles. They are trying to make the most of this Cat 1 storm - oh, but the water and power outages! The horror!

                                                            Much of the media is suggesting Trump caused this storm. After all, it's a direct result of cancelling the Paris climate accord. On one hand, they say he's just a 4th grader having daily tantrums. On the other, he has godlike powers that can create storms! Any deaths or property damage will surely be his fault as well. If the response is anything but stellar ... yup, Trump's fault. The libs will be expecting a federal 24/7 Servpro response (like it never happened) covering two entire states.
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                                                            • blackmonsters
                                                              Making PHP work
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 20999

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by hottoddy
                                                              Best of luck! I've spent the morning watching reporters sporting hip waders standing in puddles. They are trying to make the most of this Cat 1 storm - oh, but the water and power outages! The horror!

                                                              Much of the media is suggesting Trump caused this storm. After all, it's a direct result of cancelling the Paris climate accord. On one hand, they say he's just a 4th grader having daily tantrums. On the other, he has godlike powers that can create storms! Any deaths or property damage will surely be his fault as well. If the response is anything but stellar ... yup, Trump's fault. The libs will be expecting a federal 24/7 Servpro response (like it never happened) covering two entire states.
                                                              I hear you; but if Trump is not responsible for anything, then what exactly is his fucking job?

                                                              He sure gets credit when private companies and individuals buy stock and make the market rise or that he's helping imaginary Black people get jobs even though he fired the only one he had.

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                                                              • dyna mo
                                                                just a fucking jerk
                                                                • Dec 2008
                                                                • 68184

                                                                #32
                                                                I would hope everyone would want a federal response to an emergency, regardless of some local tv station trying to pin a storm on trump reneging on the PCA.

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                                                                • blackmonsters
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Well, looks like I survived another one.

                                                                  Some of you must be so "disappoint".




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                                                                  • sarettah
                                                                    see you later, I'm gone
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 14336

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                    I often talk to myself in other peoples threads . . . My apologies.
                                                                    Never explain yourself.

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                                                                    • blackmonsters
                                                                      Making PHP work
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 20999

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                      Never explain yourself.

                                                                      .
                                                                      touche

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