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02-05-2001, 01:00 AM

I did NOT get fucking laid last night. I did NOT get fucking laid the night before! I haven't been fucking laid in so long, I'm a fucking VIRGIN again!!!

Get that fucking Bobdamned FUCKING "I got fucking laid last night." off my fucking Title or I swear I'm gonna get on my fucking broomstick and fucking fly to fucking California and fucking shove it up your fucking collective asses!!! Well, cept Red.

Do you fucking get it!

I WANT A NEW FUCK, FUCK FUCKING TITLE. FUCKING NOW!!!

ps: did I mention I'm PMSing? :0}

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02-05-2001, 02:06 AM

hey, wanna switch titles ? cause i did get laid last night
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02-05-2001, 06:23 AM

Titmowse...
hmmmmm...heading for corpus this week for a little r/r...
maybe ya can meet me there and I can give ya the fix ya need
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02-05-2001, 07:21 AM

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02-05-2001, 07:26 AM

Tit, I think my bud Humbolt beat me to it. But if he cant help you out, just let me know and I'll be on the next flight..

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02-05-2001, 07:26 AM

titmowse.... honnnniiiieeeee............. are we having a bad day? You can come here baby and share my hubby if you like...... he LOVES to fuck and will do it anytime day or night........ You can have him for a few days and give me a rest........ LMAO

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02-05-2001, 07:36 AM

Hey Tit,
If you come out here to do that broomstick shoving, I'll let you borrow my baby if you want him. He's good, young and full of stamina. I don't mind sharing as long as I can take pictures.

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02-05-2001, 07:41 AM

hey tit,
don't worry
I think Lens will change the titles AGAIN soon
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02-05-2001, 01:10 PM

My goodness! I had no idea so many women were willing to share their mens! Thanks Red and Tam...hee

Humbolt, I am flattered. Lightning, does that mean Mrs. Lightning is willing to share too?

It ain't so bad really. I mean, I'm a chick. If I wanted to get laid, I would just have to go to a bar and be slutty.

I just get this way one a month. If ya know what I mean.

Two and a half years and counting. Wonder how long I can go before I climb that tower with my UZI and start picking off people.

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02-05-2001, 01:14 PM

2 1/2 years??????? Oooouuucchh. I can't go 2 1/2 days without getting pissed off.

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02-05-2001, 01:16 PM

so, does it make me a virgin again?

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06-07-2003, 01:39 PM

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06-07-2003, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by spunky1
Stop Wimpering

You gonna be bumping old threads all day?
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06-07-2003, 02:01 PM

I think the question on everyone's mind is has this issue been resolved yet? Not the change in title, but did she get laid yet?
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06-07-2003, 02:04 PM

Someone needs to fire up a bowl of skunk.

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06-07-2003, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by High Quality
Someone needs to fire up a bowl of skunk.

good idea, don't mind if I do
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06-07-2003, 02:09 PM

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06-07-2003, 02:41 PM

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06-07-2003, 02:43 PM

Sounds like someone needs to get laid...

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06-07-2003, 02:56 PM

Hello...

My wife probaly would not share but if you want....come on down to Arkansas and I will sneak you a little piece of my dick

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06-07-2003, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by titmowse
Two and a half years and counting. Wonder how long I can go before I climb that tower with my UZI and start picking off people.

Holy crap, 2.5 years without sex?! DAMN!

There are priests and porn surfers that get laid more often than you!

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06-07-2003, 03:35 PM

02-05-2001 10:00 AM

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06-07-2003, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by Tam
titmowse.... honnnniiiieeeee............. are we having a bad day? You can come here baby and share my hubby if you like...... he LOVES to fuck and will do it anytime day or night........ You can have him for a few days and give me a rest........ LMAO

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06-07-2003, 03:38 PM

wtf is with all the bumps?

people must be sick of all the like whoa threads so they're reading posts from 10 years ago
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06-07-2003, 04:06 PM

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

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Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, "With your heartbeat")
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
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06-07-2003, 04:22 PM

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06-07-2003, 04:24 PM

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06-09-2003, 01:49 AM

wow.

let me just say that after year two, the anger passes. i'm on year four now and i'm calm. i don't even miss sex.

well okay, maybe i miss it but it doesn't make me angry anymore

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06-09-2003, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by titmowse
wow.

let me just say that after year two, the anger passes. i'm on year four now and i'm calm. i don't even miss sex.

well okay, maybe i miss it but it doesn't make me angry anymore

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06-09-2003, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by Digipimp

I'm not that far away you know!

heehee. well, thank you for your kind and generous offer.

i'm kinda digging this whole celibacy thing. i gotta confess, my life is a hella lot less complicated these days.

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06-09-2003, 02:11 AM

Originally posted by titmowse

heehee. well, thank you for your kind and generous offer.

i'm kinda digging this whole celibacy thing. i gotta confess, my life is a hella lot less complicated these days.

complications are some times worth it

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06-09-2003, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by quiet

complications are some times worth it

gosh you're sweet. you make an old lady feel good.

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06-09-2003, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
hey, wanna switch titles ? cause i did get laid last night
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06-09-2003, 02:47 AM

Originally posted by titmowse

gosh you're sweet. you make an old lady feel good.

you aren't that old... brains will get you everywhere

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06-09-2003, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by quiet

you aren't that old... brains will get you everywhere

well, i'm off to nap before i take the kid around to look for a summer job. i'll sleep well because of your kind words.

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06-09-2003, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by titmowse

heehee. well, thank you for your kind and generous offer.

i'm kinda digging this whole celibacy thing. i gotta confess, my life is a hella lot less complicated these days.

I wasn't suggesting that we needed to have sex. Even though I know you're a hottie already.

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06-09-2003, 06:13 AM

Wow titmowse...

I take it that after almost 4½ years without sex, that crack between your legs has healed nicely?

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06-09-2003, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by titmowse
My goodness! I had no idea so many women were willing to share their mens! Thanks Red and Tam...hee

Humbolt, I am flattered. Lightning, does that mean Mrs. Lightning is willing to share too?

It ain't so bad really. I mean, I'm a chick. If I wanted to get laid, I would just have to go to a bar and be slutty.

I just get this way one a month. If ya know what I mean.

Two and a half years and counting. Wonder how long I can go before I climb that tower with my UZI and start picking off people.

Thank you for sharing this time of month with us.
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06-09-2003, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by Sassyass

Thank you for sharing this time of month with us.

look at the year

we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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06-09-2003, 07:23 AM

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06-09-2003, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by DamageX
Wow titmowse...

I take it that after almost 4½ years without sex, that crack between your legs has healed nicely?

actually my legs grew together

Originally posted by Tanker
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all you had to do was ask me you would have gotten laid

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06-09-2003, 09:31 PM

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06-09-2003, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
wtf is with all the bumps?

people must be sick of all the like whoa threads so they're reading posts from 10 years ago

Exactly..kinda funny finding old threads and people responding to them like it was just posted

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06-09-2003, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by spunky1

Exactly..kinda funny finding old threads and people responding to them like it was just posted

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06-09-2003, 09:46 PM

I did ;p
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06-09-2003, 09:48 PM

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