What are the statistical odds of vomiting and spraying diarrhea at the same time?

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  • Matt 26z
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2002
    • 18481
    #1

    What are the statistical odds of vomiting and spraying diarrhea at the same time?

    Inquiring minds would like to know.

    CurrentlySober can provide some input on one of these, but do we have a "currentlysober of throwing up" here?

    …. or perhaps PBBC already did a study on this.
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    • Sly
      Let's do some business!
      • Sep 2004
      • 31376
      #2
      We need to see a chart on how the odds increase based on alcohol consumed.
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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94735
          #3
          Originally posted by Sly
          We need to see a chart on how the odds increase based on alcohol consumed.
          The odds increase exponentially . . .

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38946
              #4
              It certainly happens when you are extremely alcohol dependant. It's in line with the beginning of organ failure, so its usually accompanied by internal bleeding. That means that there's blood in your puke and in your stool at the same time. It makes for some wonderful and exciting colour combinations.

              Infact I personally have spent many nights kneeling and puking in front of the toilet and at the same time, spraying bloody diarrhoea all down the door behind me.

              Likewise I often switch it up and just sit back on the toilet, relax and vomit all down my front. It's actually quite a kinda sexy feeling as it covers my cock and balls and drips into the toilet.

              Truthfully though, the above examples don't very happen that often these days, as I am unable to get out of the bed without assistance, so I just turn on my side and let things 'Spray where they may'...

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                • RedFred
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                  • Feb 2016
                  • 9782
                  #5
                  For OP the odds are 100%

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                    • onwebcam
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                      • Oct 2005
                      • 27689
                      #6
                      Been there done that. Food poisoning is a bitch.
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                        • OneHungLo
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2001
                          • 40906
                          #7
                          Originally posted by RedFred
                          For OP the odds are 100%


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                            • beerptrol
                              Confirmed Asshole
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Matt 26z
                              Inquiring minds would like to know.

                              CurrentlySober can provide some input on one of these, but do we have a "currentlysober of throwing up" here?

                              …. or perhaps PBBC already did a study on this.
                              You and other chumpanzees do it 100% of the time, even though both consist of mainly Putin and Chump sperm
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                                • RedFred
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                                  • Feb 2016
                                  • 9782
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by OneHungLo


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                                    • crockett
                                      in a van by the river
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 76818
                                      #10
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                                        • pimpmaster9000
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2011
                                          • 26732
                                          #11
                                          The odds are exactly 4
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                                            • shake
                                              frc
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 4663
                                              #12
                                              Happened the last time I ate at McDonalds, won't make that mistake again...
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                                                • celandina
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                  • 11723
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by onwebcam
                                                  Been there done that. Food poisoning is a bitch.
                                                  Also about 10 years ago after the first time marihuana binge ( and the last time)...

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