“I’m smart as a doctor.”

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • HairyChick
    Slowly dying
    • Sep 2012
    • 3091

    #1

    “I’m smart as a doctor.”

    I was up in Providence, visiting my mom in the hospital, when a nurse came in. Ignoring us, she did vitals, checked IVs, then I was introduced to her. Said “hi” and she responded with ...

    Me: Hi
    Her: Yanno if you lost weight you’d not be in a wheelchair
    Me: You don’t know my issues
    Mom: Why would you say that? My daughter nearly died. She’s lost one hundred pounds and looks good, but she wants to lose thirty more. How can? (Interrupted)
    Her: Her legs move and her head and arms move. Obviously she’s in the ‘chair so she doesn’t have to walk.
    Mom: You’re a rude person and I want you out of here. I want another nurse.
    Her: I’m as smart as a doctor
    Mom: Ha,
    Her: You ...
    Mom: I SAID GET OUT (pushes buzzer) (getting upset physically hurt my mom)
    Me: Who the fuck are you to judge me? You don’t know a damned thing about me

    KNOCK KNOCK

    Head Nurse comes in and we all talk. I yelled “stop” then told the nurse what happened. She looked at all of us and asked the other nurse what she said.

    Original nurse: *pointing at me*. People like her sit in a wheelchair and collect disability that we pay for coz she’s too fat to walk or work.

    Head nurse: You expressed that to her? Not knowing her condition you embarrassed her like that?

    Me: Yes she did. (I began crying from embarrassment of it all)

    Head nurse: Get your things and leave. You’re no longer employed here

    Nurse: Are you fuckin kidding me?

    CNA with me: She’s not kidding. You insulted my friend and her mother. Get out before I go ghetto on your ass

    Me: I laughed so hard it hurt!

    Nurse leaves, grumbling about “these fucking Jews” and “... bring a fuckin gangsta with dem”.

    All we could do was laugh and laugh. Head nurse tried to apologize but I told her she had nothing to apologize about. She said that nurse was a new hire, hired during their recent strike.

    Going home we just laughed and laughed. I call her “gangsta” now! But in this day and age you’d expect a professional to act correctly. Personal attacks on strangers are never nice or accepted.

    The hospital sent a letter, apologizing for the nurse. I said we should ask or demand $100k for harassment and aggravation. No one agreed!

    I’ll admit my CNA friend talked with an attitude but in that situation, it was warranted. I’m still in shock it happened. Shocked a woman would say something like that to a stranger knowing people carry guns around with them. I know it happens here but between the forum name, usernames and topics, we expect rancor. It’s the Internet, though, not in person. Here it’s funny most of the time and we laugh and move on.

    I put this on my blog and already a friend commented that she’d have slapped the nurse into the next county!

    Meanwhile, my mother called and keeps saying, “what kind of world do we live in? In my day .....” . I said the same thing to someone today, “in my day” and I realized that I’m no longer in my twenties but twice that ....

    I’ll be glad when this weekend is over. This week has been a nightmare!

    (Sorry for the long rant. It’s funny, sad, amazing and disturbing yet true)
    Last edited by HairyChick; 08-26-2018, 06:15 PM. Reason: Two typos needed fixin’
    *****************************************
    Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
    *****************************************
  • OneHungLo
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2001
    • 40906

    #2
    I'm calling bullshit.

    Comment

    • lock
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 5065

      #3
      I had to explain to one the difference between pressure and flow when discussing pumps so felt smarter for a moment.
      Traffic.Tools - 40+ Free Tools
      Free.Marketing - 150+ Free Tools
      Submission.Tools
      - 20+ Free Tools

      Comment

      • Google Expert
        Webmaster
        • Jun 2004
        • 14294

        #4
        This never happened.

        Comment

        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38952

          #5
          r/thatHappened


          👁️ 👍️ 💩

          Comment

          • xKingx
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 473

            #6
            Cool Story

            Comment

            • OneHungLo
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2001
              • 40906

              #7
              Originally posted by Google Expert
              This never happened.
              ^^This.

              My girlfriend works as a RN and says you're completely full of shit. I showed her this story and she laughed. First off, nurses see people like you (people in wheelchairs) every day. Secondly, the head nurse doesn't fire anyone, the HR people do that.

              Why make up fake stories, Pam? You even threw in an obligatory fake anti-Semitic comment by the nurse. Looking for sympathy? Did you burn another person of color (Blackmonsters) from the board?

              Comment

              • RedFred
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2016
                • 9782

                #8
                Originally posted by OneHungLo
                ^^This.

                My girlfriend works as a RN and says you're completely full of shit. I showed her this story and she laughed. First off, nurses see people like you (people in wheelchairs) every day. Secondly, the head nurse doesn't fire anyone, the HR people do that.

                Why make up fake stories, Pam? You even threw in an obligatory fake anti-Semitic comment by the nurse. Looking for sympathy? Did you burn another person of color (Blackmonsters) from the board?

                Not sure what is funnier, the fact that there is one woman on the planet that would be involved with a psychopath like yourself, or that this thread meant so much to you that you would show her.

                I'm calling bullshit on your complete post.

                Comment

                • OneHungLo
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2001
                  • 40906

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RedFred
                  Not sure what is funnier, the fact that there is one woman on the planet that would be involved with a psychopath like yourself, or that this thread meant so much to you that you would show her.

                  I'm calling bullshit on your complete post.
                  Let's be real here...it didn't mean that much, but being in a relationship with someone you discuss relevant topics and events. Since she is a nurse, I mentioned this to her. You would understand that if you had a girlfriend or in your case a boyfriend instead of being a basement dwelling neckbeard who is forever alone

                  Comment

                  • King Mark
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Aug 2016
                    • 27033

                    #10
                    Yall all lying...

                    Comment

                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75733

                      #11
                      Years ago I had an employee who was vastly over weight. I really liked her, and she was a really good employee (in fact, one of the best I've ever had). She was so large that she broke her ankle because of her weight, and it kept on breaking because she was too heavy. She came to me and told me she wanted to have an operation to have her stomach stapled and "needed my support" (mostly because I would need to give her the time off, etc). I thought she was taking the easy way out.

                      Turns out she had to loose a huge amount of weight before they would even consider her for the operation. She used to weigh out her lunch before she ate each day. I thought she was taking the easy way out, but I learned otherwise as I saw her determination. Eventually she had the operation, and now looks great.

                      She taught me a valuable lesson about how I judge people.
                      Herschel Savage
                      Brooklyn, NY

                      Comment

                      • ilnjscb
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8973

                        #12
                        Read carefully this took place in Providence have any of you ever been to downtown Providence? It makes the ghetto look like Green Acres. I'm surprised they didn't start shooting right there.

                        Comment

                        • TFCash
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 1738

                          #13
                          I can't tell if the PamWinterReturns is a real person, or one of the fake nicks that you board trolls make up to stir drama up here on gfy

                          I'm starting to think that there are only a dozen or so actual people like me here on the board, and the other 100 that post all the time are like 2 or 3 paid board trolls, meant to keep the traffic up on the site
                          TeenFlood.com Online since 1998.

                          TFCash KissMeGirl
                          VirginRiches MondoBucks

                          tim at tfcash.com or submit a ticket at our HelpDesk

                          Comment

                          • bronco67
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 29032

                            #14
                            Either you have the most amazing memory on the planet or you recorded the interaction and transcribed it for this post....or it's all a pile of bullshit.

                            Comment

                            • ilnjscb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8973

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TFCash
                              I can't tell if the PamWinterReturns is a real person, or one of the fake nicks that you board trolls make up to stir drama up here on gfy

                              I'm starting to think that there are only a dozen or so actual people like me here on the board, and the other 100 that post all the time are like 2 or 3 paid board trolls, meant to keep the traffic up on the site
                              Are you even sure you're real?

                              Comment

                              • SBJ
                                So Fucking Fabulous
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 11387

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TFCash
                                I can't tell if the PamWinterReturns is a real person, or one of the fake nicks that you board trolls make up to stir drama up here on gfy

                                I'm starting to think that there are only a dozen or so actual people like me here on the board, and the other 100 that post all the time are like 2 or 3 paid board trolls, meant to keep the traffic up on the site
                                QFT!

                                BTW I'm a real boy

                                Comment

                                • sarettah
                                  see you later, I'm gone
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14316

                                  #17
                                  I am a fantasy. A G-rated fantasy at that

                                  .
                                  All cookies cleared!

                                  Comment

                                  • HairyChick
                                    Slowly dying
                                    • Sep 2012
                                    • 3091

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ilnjscb
                                    Read carefully this took place in Providence have any of you ever been to downtown Providence? It makes the ghetto look like Green Acres. I'm surprised they didn't start shooting right there.
                                    Sadly, you’re right. It shocked me how the area had deteriorated. I went to school there and remember nice houses and yards. We went into Walgreens and the aisle signs were in Spanish. It was one third the size of usual stores. Parking lot had five spaces in a tight area. Handicapped parking was one lane over on broken concrete. Prices were crazy. Toothpaste for my mom, Sensodyne, was $13.99/tube. Locally she pays $7.99.

                                    Houses were in bad shape from paint peeling to siding hanging off. Grass was brown or overgrown.

                                    The area was mostly hospitals or doctor buildings. Ronald McDonald House was unkempt and uninviting.

                                    Buddy did an amazing job of fixing it up, but with him being gone, no one cares anymore. I’m close to the Mall but wouldn’t want to go there now. Last time I went was before a visit to the Civic Center. Thankfully I can order online.

                                    It’s pretty sad. I know the area has a lot of immigrants from Cambodia, Vietnam, Honduras and such, but not all are welfare recipients or stupid. Clean up the capitol city to bring tourism back.
                                    *****************************************
                                    Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                    *****************************************

                                    Comment

                                    • HairyChick
                                      Slowly dying
                                      • Sep 2012
                                      • 3091

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TFCash
                                      I can't tell if the PamWinterReturns is a real person, or one of the fake nicks that you board trolls make up to stir drama up here on gfy

                                      I'm starting to think that there are only a dozen or so actual people like me here on the board, and the other 100 that post all the time are like 2 or 3 paid board trolls, meant to keep the traffic up on the site
                                      I’m an 85-year old man living in Fall River, Massachusetts. My grandkids showed me how to get on the Interwebz. I troll here because my life is just sitting in my hot apartment, listening to the ni**ers and sp*cs and illegals fight. I say I’m in a wheelchair but I’m not, I just want sympathy and cash donations. I’m not hairy and am very skinny. I’m telling you the truth because I’m tired of living a lie. And if you believe the above paragraph, you’re extremely gullible.

                                      I’ve got people here who’ve talked with me. But why should I try to convince a nickname who I am? Should I have the person I deal with most call me? Should I call my web host who posts on this board to verify my thick Boston accent and female voice?

                                      Nah. No need or desire to prove myself to anyone here except those I do business with. I don’t get paid to post here. I ignore the fuckwits and morons and board trolls. My time online is limited and wasting it on attention-seekers with no life is not worth it. It’s past my bedtime and I’m going to sleep or try to sleep.

                                      But you keep thinking I’m a fake nick if it gets you hard. I know pleasure is hard to find for people like you. Eric can look up my static IP and see if anyone else uses it.

                                      It’s funny you think I’m a fake nick. I must have a lot of medical knowledge to make up stories of my illness and coma!
                                      *****************************************
                                      Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                      *****************************************

                                      Comment

                                      • HairyChick
                                        Slowly dying
                                        • Sep 2012
                                        • 3091

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bronco67
                                        Either you have the most amazing memory on the planet or you recorded the interaction and transcribed it for this post....or it's all a pile of bullshit.
                                        I have amnesia. I can’t remember what I did yesterday. I did, however, post to my blog that night what had happened. I generally do that as a draft so I don’t forget things. Writing is hard and typing notes on my iPhone is harder.

                                        I had an amazing memory before my TBI. Now I deal with it and live life. It’s not easy but I’m not a quitter.

                                        You can think it’s bullshit, but why waste an hour typing out a fake story? It’s not for attention, money, kudos, sympathy or humor. People not liking my post don’t affect me in any way. It’s funny to see the people on ignore post and get no comments from me.

                                        I’ll be laughing as I try to fall asleep!
                                        *****************************************
                                        Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                        *****************************************

                                        Comment

                                        • OneHungLo
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 40906

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                                          People not liking my post don’t affect me in any way. It’s funny to see the people on ignore post and get no comments from me.

                                          More lies...

                                          Too bad you don't have anyone on ignore. You know we can see if you do or don't, right? LOL

                                          Comment

                                          • SBJ
                                            So Fucking Fabulous
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 11387

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                            More lies...

                                            Too bad you don't have anyone on ignore. You know we can see if you do or don't, right? LOL
                                            yup, when you go out of your way to write lengthy posts when you say it's hard for you to type I too call BS that it doesn't bother you.

                                            Learn to not give a shit what people think or stop coming to GFY. You will be in much better moods.

                                            I could give a shit what most people here think of me but the select few that have met me IRL know me.

                                            Comment

                                            • ilnjscb
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 8973

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                                              Sadly, you’re right. It shocked me how the area had deteriorated. I went to school there and remember nice houses and yards. We went into Walgreens and the aisle signs were in Spanish. It was one third the size of usual stores. Parking lot had five spaces in a tight area. Handicapped parking was one lane over on broken concrete. Prices were crazy. Toothpaste for my mom, Sensodyne, was $13.99/tube. Locally she pays $7.99.

                                              Houses were in bad shape from paint peeling to siding hanging off. Grass was brown or overgrown.

                                              The area was mostly hospitals or doctor buildings. Ronald McDonald House was unkempt and uninviting.

                                              Buddy did an amazing job of fixing it up, but with him being gone, no one cares anymore. I’m close to the Mall but wouldn’t want to go there now. Last time I went was before a visit to the Civic Center. Thankfully I can order online.

                                              It’s pretty sad. I know the area has a lot of immigrants from Cambodia, Vietnam, Honduras and such, but not all are welfare recipients or stupid. Clean up the capitol city to bring tourism back.
                                              So I had an engagement there at the university in the middle of downtown, I got lost even with GPS because google is too scared to go there. I thought I was in an episode of The Wire from 2003.

                                              Comment

                                              • GFED
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 8121

                                                #24
                                                Doctors are shitbags.
                                                https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

                                                Comment

                                                • HairyChick
                                                  Slowly dying
                                                  • Sep 2012
                                                  • 3091

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ilnjscb
                                                  So I had an engagement there at the university in the middle of downtown, I got lost even with GPS because google is too scared to go there. I thought I was in an episode of The Wire from 2003.
                                                  LOL the change surprised me. Then I realized that the news reports shootings almost daily. I guess I figured that there was a small area of drugs and hookers. Buddy changed the city and tourism was huge. The area reminded me of the deep South End Of New Bedford or Weld Square. I rarely drove by Weld Square as there was nothing there but rotting tenements and drugs.

                                                  Luckily I don’t have to go back there. Providence is too far for Mom to travel to in her condition. I’m glad I saw it, though.
                                                  *****************************************
                                                  Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                                  *****************************************

                                                  Comment

                                                  • OneHungLo
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 40906

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                                                    LOL the change surprised me. Then I realized that the news reports shootings almost daily. I guess I figured that there was a small area of drugs and hookers. Buddy changed the city and tourism was huge. The area reminded me of the deep South End Of New Bedford or Weld Square. I rarely drove by Weld Square as there was nothing there but rotting tenements and drugs.

                                                    Luckily I don’t have to go back there. Providence is too far for Mom to travel to in her condition. I’m glad I saw it, though.
                                                    Yeah, I mean, god forbid you have to go around any black or brown people.

                                                    Comment

                                                    • HairyChick
                                                      Slowly dying
                                                      • Sep 2012
                                                      • 3091

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SBJ
                                                      yup, when you go out of your way to write lengthy posts when you say it's hard for you to type I too call BS that it doesn't bother you.

                                                      Learn to not give a shit what people think or stop coming to GFY. You will be in much better moods.

                                                      I could give a shit what most people here think of me but the select few that have met me IRL know me.
                                                      I never said typing with one finger doesn't bother me. I don’t give a shit that some lonely, immature, stupid fuckwit says something about me. He’s got no life, no friends or family, just the GFY family he visits 24/7. He gets his jollies acting and being a fool. I pity people like him. I may not be in good health but my life is good. I don’t need to make myself look better by posting nonsense and having other fuckwits cheer me on. I think too much of myself to be like that.

                                                      If I gave a shit and got hurt by a nickname on a forum, I’d leave. Shit comments don’t affect me. You saying that my claim of typing being hard is bullshit doesn’t bother me. I have nothing to prove to morons who need GFY and followers of the morons. You go ahead thinking I’m healthy, old, a guy, never a webmaster or whatever. Videos exist of me being interviewed on British television *shrug*.

                                                      This old guy is off to a dance marathon in Oxford. 😎
                                                      *****************************************
                                                      Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                                      *****************************************

                                                      Comment

                                                      • OneHungLo
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 40906

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                                                        I never said typing with one finger doesn't bother me. I don’t give a shit that some lonely, immature, stupid fuckwit says something about me. He’s got no life, no friends or family, just the GFY family he visits 24/7. He gets his jollies acting and being a fool. I pity people like him. I may not be in good health but my life is good. I don’t need to make myself look better by posting nonsense and having other fuckwits cheer me on. I think too much of myself to be like that.

                                                        If I gave a shit and got hurt by a nickname on a forum, I’d leave. Shit comments don’t affect me. You saying that my claim of typing being hard is bullshit doesn’t bother me. I have nothing to prove to morons who need GFY and followers of the morons. You go ahead thinking I’m healthy, old, a guy, never a webmaster or whatever. Videos exist of me being interviewed on British television *shrug*.

                                                        This old guy is off to a dance marathon in Oxford. 😎

                                                        Comment

                                                        Working...