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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94744
    #1

    Do you have a life motto?

    I don't have one, although I like a lot Flaubert's lyrical "Life! Life! To have erections!" or the anonymous wisdom of "Never put dick in crazy". Share one so I might steal it.
    Tags: dick, life, share, steal, wisdom
    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94744
      #2
      Forgot that GFY is lifeless . . .

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        • MK Ultra
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2007
          • 879
          #3
          "Cop Didn't See It, I Didn't Do It"

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            • Bladewire
              StraightBro
              • Aug 2003
              • 56228
              #4
              "Fuck the tightest hole"


              Skype: CallTomNow

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                • mikeet
                  this & that
                  • May 2005
                  • 5387
                  #5
                  i have an anonymous erection right now but never stick it where it don't belong!

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089
                      #6
                      Never trust whitey.

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                        • 8pt-buck
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4011
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Bladewire
                          "Fuck the tightest hole"


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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75733
                              #8
                              A few years ago someone asked me what my New Year's Resolution was. I didn't have one, so I gave it some thought. Everyone always has very specific goals. "I want to eat better" or "I want to lose weight" or "I want to be a better parent". I decided I wanted to be better over all.

                              My motto is "Do better".

                              Now I do charity work.
                              Herschel Savage
                              Brooklyn, NY

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                                • Bladewire
                                  StraightBro
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 56228
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by 8pt-buck
                                  Darn I'm not your type you're into black dudes


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                                    • Look Chang
                                      Voyeur
                                      • Sep 2010
                                      • 18262
                                      #10
                                      "Let's twist again ..."

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                                        • Bladewire
                                          StraightBro
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 56228
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                          A few years ago someone asked me what my New Year's Resolution was. I didn't have one, so I gave it some thought. Everyone always has very specific goals. "I want to eat better" or "I want to lose weight" or "I want to be a better parent". I decided I wanted to be better over all.

                                          My motto is "Do better".

                                          Now I do charity work.
                                          "Expanding always, in all ways"


                                          Skype: CallTomNow

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                                            • bronco67
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 29032
                                              #12
                                              "If I'm going to work for an asshole...it's going to be me."

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                                                • sarettah
                                                  see you later, I'm gone
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14321
                                                  #13
                                                  Never waste any time getting even. Always get way the fuck ahead.

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                                                    • iceboi
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2017
                                                      • 302
                                                      #14
                                                      Anyone with a life doesn't have a motto...
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                                                        • slapass
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 14625
                                                          #15
                                                          If you are not getting better, you are getting worse.

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                                                            • brassmonkey
                                                              Pay It Forward
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 77397
                                                              #16
                                                              "Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark."
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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133987
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • GFED
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 8121
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
                                                                      https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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                                                                        • brassmonkey
                                                                          Pay It Forward
                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                          • 77397
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by GFED
                                                                          Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
                                                                          TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                                                          DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 38957
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Probably YOLO...

                                                                              But in reality, its 'Seconds please'


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                                                                                • XMaster
                                                                                  Poker Player
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 2948
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Past doesn't exist anymore.
                                                                                  Future doesn't exist yet.
                                                                                  Present is the only reality, So live it like it was the only thing it matters!
                                                                                  still moneyhere

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                                                                                    • Dead
                                                                                      They left the door open
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 4755
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius—and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
                                                                                      E. F. Schumacher

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                                                                                        • j3rkules
                                                                                          VIP
                                                                                          • Jul 2013
                                                                                          • 22111
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by XMaster
                                                                                          Past doesn't exist anymore.
                                                                                          Future doesn't exist yet.
                                                                                          Present is the only reality, So live it like it was the only thing it matters!
                                                                                          I really love this one.


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                                                                                            • Sid70
                                                                                              Downshifter
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 16413
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              “You have everything needed for the extravagant journey that is your life.” ― Carlos Castaneda
                                                                                              Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 94744
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Great ones, guys .

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                                                                                                    • balint
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Feb 2014
                                                                                                      • 702
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I have plenty of them, but none make any sense in English
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                                                                                                        • NatalieMojoHost
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2013
                                                                                                          • 1479
                                                                                                          #27

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                                                                                                            • romeo22
                                                                                                              你自己去他媽的
                                                                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                                                                              • 23350
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Life is to show to live it seriously

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                                                                                                                • marlboroack
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                                                                                  • 9327
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  When in victory learn when to stop

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                                                                                                                    • thirdworldxxx
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                                                                                                                      • Mar 2010
                                                                                                                      • 810
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • kmanrox
                                                                                                                          aka K-Man
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                          • 29295
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Everyone in life, from the janitor on up, has big business ideas, but it's only those who stop at nothing to bring those ideas to fruition that ever get to realize these dreams.

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                                                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                              • 94744
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              How about "Behind every beautiful woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her." ??

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                                                                                                                                • freecartoonporn
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2012
                                                                                                                                  • 7683
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  nothing is illegal until you get caught.
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                                                                                                                                    • adultchatpay
                                                                                                                                      Let's Make Money
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                                                                                      • 8785
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      "There is money in PORN"

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                                                                                                                                        • NatalieK
                                                                                                                                          Natalie K
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                                                                                                          • 20123
                                                                                                                                          #35
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