I'm Sharing my secrets - How to create & use uncrackable passwords easily (& For FREE)

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38950

    #1

    I'm Sharing my secrets - How to create & use uncrackable passwords easily (& For FREE)

    When you sign up for a site that needs a password - Say Online Banking, Paypal, Paxum etc etc... Even GFY for example - You want to make sure your password cannot be easily guessed, or 'Cracked' by a script running dictionary words and phrases... They want a mixture of different characters, capitals, numbers and special symbols etc... And that's not all - It has to be really long - The longer the better...

    You also know that you are supposed to use a different password with each different account... But you need to remember them as well ! AWKWARD!!!

    OK, so you COULD use "1Password" but thats extortionately expensive for $2.99 a month. I mean that's $35.88 a fucking year ! I mean come on... As if we are made of money and can afford that... ???

    I know I fucking cunt, so here's how to do it FOR FREE !


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    1) Choose a GOOD email address that you will always have access to, from ANY computer - Gmail is good, or yahoo or even hotmail if you like...



    2) When it comes to the password, simply mash your hands all over the keyboard to create a random string of nonsense - Hold down the shift key as well so as to get a few caps in there...



    3) Click 'Remember Me' on the site at login... And don't ever click 'Log Out'... And thats it!


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    Should you find you ARE logged out ever, simply click the reset password link on the site, get a link sent to your email address and then repeat step 2 once again !

    It's really THAT SIMPLE ! Your password will be always be uncrackable, totally safe, and even if you are taken hostage and your life depends on it, you don't even know it yourself so your GFY account (Or other important stuff) will always be completely safe !

    If you like this idea, please feel free to send me the $35.88 that you would have spent on 1Password instead

    You're welcome... xxx


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  • ghjghj
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2005
    • 3770

    #2
    https://www.grc.com/passwords.htm

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    • Smack dat
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2016
      • 4613

      #3
      It's a good idea but I always fail at step #1.

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      • blackmonsters
        Making PHP work
        • Nov 2002
        • 20979

        #4
        The only password I use is

        Yo mamma!

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        • Colmike9
          (>^_^)b
          • Dec 2011
          • 7230

          #5
          Originally posted by blackmonsters
          The only password I use is

          Yo mamma!

          Too big to crack.. Smart choice.
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          • bronco67
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2006
            • 29032

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
            When you sign up for a site that needs a password - Say Online Banking, Paypal, Paxum etc etc... Even GFY for example - You want to make sure your password cannot be easily guessed, or 'Cracked' by a script running dictionary words and phrases... They want a mixture of different characters, capitals, numbers and special symbols etc... And that's not all - It has to be really long - The longer the better...

            You also know that you are supposed to use a different password with each different account... But you need to remember them as well ! AWKWARD!!!

            OK, so you COULD use "1Password" but thats extortionately expensive for $2.99 a month. I mean that's $35.88 a fucking year ! I mean come on... As if we are made of money and can afford that... ???

            I know I fucking cunt, so here's how to do it FOR FREE !


            ===================================


            1) Choose a GOOD email address that you will always have access to, from ANY computer - Gmail is good, or yahoo or even hotmail if you like...



            2) When it comes to the password, simply mash your hands all over the keyboard to create a random string of nonsense - Hold down the shift key as well so as to get a few caps in there...



            3) Click 'Remember Me' on the site at login... And don't ever click 'Log Out'... And thats it!


            ===================================


            Should you find you ARE logged out ever, simply click the reset password link on the site, get a link sent to your email address and then repeat step 2 once again !

            It's really THAT SIMPLE ! Your password will be always be uncrackable, totally safe, and even if you are taken hostage and your life depends on it, you don't even know it yourself so your GFY account (Or other important stuff) will always be completely safe !

            If you like this idea, please feel free to send me the $35.88 that you would have spent on 1Password instead

            You're welcome... xxx
            Now that is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Part of your plan is to never remember a password because you can just go through the email bullshit????

            The email bullshit is the one thing no one wants to do when it comes to their passwords.

            And that method won't cover sites that require upper case letters and lower case letters and symbols and numbers all in the same password.

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            • SBJ
              So Fucking Fabulous
              • Apr 2003
              • 11387

              #7
              here is my password ƐᄅƖpɹoʍssɐԀ

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              • bronco67
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2006
                • 29032

                #8
                So uncrackable you have to send an email to the site to retrieve it occasionally because when you made it you just smashed your hand on the keyboard like a retarded monkey.

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38950

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bronco67
                  And that method won't cover sites that require upper case letters and lower case letters and symbols and numbers all in the same password.
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                  2) When it comes to the password, simply mash your hands all over the keyboard to create a random string of nonsense - Hold down the shift key as well so as to get a few caps in there...
                  By really mashing the keyboard with the entire palm of your hand, holding down the shift key will not only create capital letters, but also 'Special Symbols' when the number keys are pressed...


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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38950

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bronco67
                    So uncrackable you have to send an email to the site to retrieve it occasionally because when you made it you just smashed your hand on the keyboard like a retarded monkey.
                    So I guess what you mean is that you will be using this great method from now on, but wont be sending me $35.88 ?

                    I Gotcha...


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                    • Zeiss
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2012
                      • 5189

                      #11
                      Check this out - https://strongpassword.info


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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38950

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Zeiss
                        Check this out - https://strongpassword.info
                        I still feel my way is better because not only does NOBODY know your password - Not even the generator site or you yourself - but it also gives you a fine and satisfying feeling to mash that keyboard and know that you are REALLY secure !


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                        • NatalieMojoHost
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 1479

                          #13
                          I'm so posh I use 1password

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                          • nico-t
                            emperor of my world
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 29903

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bronco67
                            Now that is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Part of your plan is to never remember a password because you can just go through the email bullshit????

                            The email bullshit is the one thing no one wants to do when it comes to their passwords.

                            And that method won't cover sites that require upper case letters and lower case letters and symbols and numbers all in the same password.
                            holy shit this guy ^^^ is on the same genius level as gspot... Time to join mensa!

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