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Bladewire · 08-02-2018, 09:50 AM

Vagina beer made with 'essence of hot underwear models' goes on sale for first time

Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice, Poland

A beer made from the 'vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models' has gone on sale in Poland.

The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as "The Order of Yoni" from the Polish capital city of Warsaw.

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals.

Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice.

The brewery's website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: "Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion.

He said: "People will try it out of curiosity, but I don't think it will be a regular addition on the table for beer lovers."

A promotional video made for the beer shows a large brown bottle with a sticker being peeled back showing a photo of a model in underwear with the name Pauline.

The label says: "You are drinking the essence of Pauline," showing a diagram of two people having intercourse and a caption saying: "The best sex position when drinking beer."

The founder of the company, Wojtek Mann, described the process in which a gynaecologist took smears from their two models, Paulina and Monika, and had the lactic acid bacteria isolated in a lab.

The website describes the process somewhat ambiguously saying: "The secret of the beer lies in her vagina.

"Using hi-tech microbiological techniques, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a unique woman."

Amidst concerns about the hygiene implications of the beer, the Order of Yoni reassured consumers the ladies had been totally checked before having the smears and the scientific process they use to isolate the bacteria removes all possible unsavoury elements.

Two years ago, Mr Mann tried to convince people online to fund his project, but only managed to raise 1578 euros (£1400) out of a 150,000 euro (£133,000) target.

However, the determined entrepreneur managed to raise the funds through a single investor and finally made his vagina beer dream a reality.

Man said: "We managed to find an investor who believed in this project and supported us financially."

freecartoonporn · 08-02-2018, 10:11 AM

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Bladewire · 08-02-2018, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

is this the same beer, or different one ?

thers this beer which is made from vagina yeast, some shit like thhat.

This one is different, it's made from the lactic acid in hot models vaginas. It was just released for sale this week.

Bladewire · 08-02-2018, 10:40 AM

Busty2 · 08-02-2018, 12:00 PM

Wow they found a use for yeast infections

Bladewire · 08-02-2018, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Busty2

Wow they found a use for yeast infections

That is so disgusting

Manfap · 08-03-2018, 06:49 AM

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Busty2 · 08-03-2018, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

That is so disgusting

Thats me man

Bladewire · 08-03-2018, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Dunked testicles in rye flour, make the best sourdough bread there is.

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CaptainHowdy · 08-03-2018, 09:23 AM

Love the yeasty, tangy taste of healthy pussy . . .

Look Chang · 08-03-2018, 09:23 PM

Vaginas and beer are the two essentials of life ...

brassmonkey · 08-03-2018, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Busty2

Wow they found a use for yeast infections

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Spunky · 08-03-2018, 10:27 PM

Add some Mayo and green onion for the great tuna salad

Bladewire · 08-04-2018, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Add some Mayo and green onion for the great tuna salad

JFK · 08-04-2018, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Busty2

Wow they found a use for yeast infections

So they did

CurrentlySober · 08-04-2018, 01:05 PM

Let me know when they make one with the essence of uncontrollable explosive diarrhea, and I'll get a round in

Look Chang · 08-04-2018, 07:46 PM

Try this one CS ...

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