How to seduce women and get them in the sack each and every time Vol 1 - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 05-01-2003, 05:59 PM

Ok here we go.

Each women is its own entity and previous experiences with broads should not influence the present situation. Just becasue you failed with one chick doesnt mean you will with this new one.

Always approach a women with a smile and a confident attitude. Look into there eyes as you speak and compliment her on her eyes or clothes but not her tits. Then go with the flow and start feeding her with utter bullshit that they like to hear.

Tell them what they want to hear that will make them feel comfortable and thus open up a little. If you sense a golddigger then they are only good for the quick fuck so feed them the bs that will make dolar signs shoot off in there heads.

Get to the point of asking them out and dont give them a choice.
Dont say "would you like to go out sometime" , say something like i knwo this nice lounge waht time will you be ready on friday night? Dont let them say no. ...............

More to come in a few minutes..........

Juicy D. Links · 05-01-2003, 06:14 PM

Games...life is full of em...bitches like to play alot.

You either play or YOU ARE GOING TO GET PLAYED!!!!

Key here is to get the chick into trusting you so she will give it up. Then when you conquer the pussy you can move to another broad. Chicks want sex as much as guys. Chicks get horny to and they need this urge filled. This is were you have to come in and strike and give the women what she needs....

More to come..........

galleryseek · 05-01-2003, 06:22 PM

or, perhaps if we can find it within ourselves to look beyond the conventional fuck, one can act themselves while approaching a girl and hope she isn't the typical whore'ish bitch ass slut hahahaha. and if you hit it off really well, she'll make a rare acception and you'll get to hit it, plus find a kickass friend in the process which will open up further possibilities in the future.

PenetratinP · 05-01-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
or, perhaps if we can find it within ourselves to look beyond the conventional fuck, one can act themselves while approaching a girl and hope she isn't the typical whore'ish bitch ass slut hahahaha. and if you hit it off really well, she'll make a rare acception and you'll get to hit it, plus find a kickass friend in the process which will open up further possibilities in the future.

and

- "Swingers"

Juicy D. Links · 05-01-2003, 06:30 PM

Girls who are you "friends" are just girls you have not fucked yet

galleryseek · 05-01-2003, 06:32 PM

hey man, if i had the choice i'd rather fuck a hot bitch with a brain and a kickass personality, opposed to a hot bitch with shit for brains. thats all i'm sayin

(even though those are often hard to find)

vegas2003 · 05-01-2003, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Girls who are you "friends" are just girls you have not fucked yet

what happened with the girl you talked to on jdate?

Juicy D. Links · 05-01-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegas2003
what happened with the girl you talked to on jdate?

I talk to her on AIM, i havent talked to her in like two days. I report if anything happens

Juicy D. Links · 05-01-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
hey man, if i had the choice i'd rather fuck a hot bitch with a brain and a kickass personality, opposed to a hot bitch with shit for brains. thats all i'm sayin (even though those are often hard to find)

BRo dont get me wrong, I would love to have what you just said. But till i do i gotta have some fun

Fletch XXX · 05-01-2003, 06:40 PM

Dog parks.

FlyingIguana · 05-01-2003, 06:41 PM

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

always works for me

javok · 05-01-2003, 06:54 PM

Have anyone seen the film "The young Cassanova" ?

I act like him, and works

mule · 05-01-2003, 06:57 PM

This thread is gay

Joesho · 05-01-2003, 06:59 PM

Ask for the BJ right off the bat if shes down spend a few minutes with her, otherwise ask her sister.

slavdogg · 05-01-2003, 07:01 PM

how about not so hot chick with brains ??

Joesho · 05-01-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg
how about not so hot chick with brains ??

it depends, does she have any money to go with the brains, if not then see the rule above..

slavdogg · 05-01-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho

it depends, does she have any money to go with the brains, if not then see the rule above..

what if money is not the issue for me ?

Paul Markham · 05-01-2003, 07:13 PM

juicylinks & galleryseek
You don't get laid to often do you.

Treat them like human beings, except in a skirt, and making girls laugh always worked for me.

Juicy D. Links · 05-01-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
juicylinks & galleryseek
You don't get laid to often do you.

Treat them like human beings, except in a skirt, and making girls laugh always worked for me.

I get laid more than you think

Fletch XXX · 05-01-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I get laid more than you think

I think more than you get laid.

(just a silly play on words)

x-vision · 05-01-2003, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenetratinP

and

- "Swingers"

LOL

Great call, greatest movie of all time.

slapass · 05-01-2003, 08:59 PM

Juicylinks I took notes lets see if it gets me laid tomorrow.

LadyMischief · 05-01-2003, 09:00 PM

If you want to pick up chicks, just take me along. I have a thing for picking up chicks ;) Even ones who were previously not "bi-curious".

69pornlinks · 05-01-2003, 09:04 PM

and ALL this time i thought,"get em' drunk til they pass out"

stocktrader23 · 05-01-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
If you want to pick up chicks, just take me along. I have a thing for picking up chicks ;) Even ones who were previously not "bi-curious".

Just gotta be from Canada "eh"? You need to come talk to my wife. ;)

05-01-2003, 05:59 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	How to seduce women and get them in the sack each and every time Vol 1 Ok here we go. Each women is its own entity and previous experiences with broads should not influence the present situation. Just becasue you failed with one chick doesnt mean you will with this new one. Always approach a women with a smile and a confident attitude. Look into there eyes as you speak and compliment her on her eyes or clothes but not her tits. Then go with the flow and start feeding her with utter bullshit that they like to hear. Tell them what they want to hear that will make them feel comfortable and thus open up a little. If you sense a golddigger then they are only good for the quick fuck so feed them the bs that will make dolar signs shoot off in there heads. Get to the point of asking them out and dont give them a choice. Dont say "would you like to go out sometime" , say something like i knwo this nice lounge waht time will you be ready on friday night? Dont let them say no. ............... More to come in a few minutes..........

05-01-2003, 06:14 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Games...life is full of em...bitches like to play alot. You either play or YOU ARE GOING TO GET PLAYED!!!! Key here is to get the chick into trusting you so she will give it up. Then when you conquer the pussy you can move to another broad. Chicks want sex as much as guys. Chicks get horny to and they need this urge filled. This is were you have to come in and strike and give the women what she needs.... More to come.......... Last edited by juicylinks; 05-01-2003 at 06:18 PM..

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	or, perhaps if we can find it within ourselves to look beyond the conventional fuck, one can act themselves while approaching a girl and hope she isn't the typical whore'ish bitch ass slut hahahaha. and if you hit it off really well, she'll make a rare acception and you'll get to hit it, plus find a kickass friend in the process which will open up further possibilities in the future.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Girls who are you "friends" are just girls you have not fucked yet

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	hey man, if i had the choice i'd rather fuck a hot bitch with a brain and a kickass personality, opposed to a hot bitch with shit for brains. thats all i'm sayin (even though those are often hard to find)

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	Juicylinks I took notes lets see if it gets me laid tomorrow.

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