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atom 05-02-2003 09:16 AM

I dont care that you linked the vid i am just really curious as to how you found it

illz 05-02-2003 09:31 AM

it's nice to see that you're all fucking morons who spew uninformed bullshit like you have a clue.


i didn't make the video, nor is it my car. the kid who's car it is is not the most knowledgable but he gets by and picks his parts well, probably since his parents are buying. _however_, his car was capable of and _did_ beat the shit out of that m3.

the m3 was racing. the gsx is awd and i have logs of that car, that motor, and that fp "green" turbo @ 18psi with 0 knock making around 350 _wheel_ horsepower. compare that to an m3's 330 _flywheel_ horsepower and rwd, not to mention the m3 is around 300 pounds heavier. it got SMOKED, and would again against any well-tuned eclipse/talon with a big turbo, including both of mine.

his motor blew up because of raw power. he bent and snapped his stock rods, he was running with 0 knock, moderate intake temps, plenty of fuel, and simply overpowered his weakest parts.


dont know if the kid has a body kit and altezza lights or not, but 400+bhp on pump gas and 470+ on race in an awd car will piss all over you from a stoplight any day of the week -- and if you think nothing can outhandle your bmw in the twisties, you know jack shit about modifying cars.

rooster 05-02-2003 09:32 AM

did ur parents buy u a new engine

illz 05-02-2003 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
that dumb fuck prolly had a stick, over revved it past his redline and tapped his spark plug with the deck of his piston. hahahaa. dependsing on weatehr or not a piece of the plug broke off, he could be looking at a whole new engine.
hahhaha

so that is to say, you know absolutely nothing about motors?

ldinternet 05-02-2003 10:19 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good fucking riddance :1orglaugh



And as for that prick holding the camera, he sounds like he has a mouthful of fucking golf balls,

"Iz thut yurrrrr cuharrrrr?"

asuna 05-02-2003 11:30 AM

or someone was teabagging him

p00p 05-02-2003 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by illz
it's nice to see that you're all fucking morons who spew uninformed bullshit like you have a clue.

Ah....hypocrisy. :1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 05-02-2003 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by illz
the m3 was racing.
No it wasn't.

... 05-02-2003 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by illz


hahhaha

so that is to say, you know absolutely nothing about motors?

Illz, check out a thread a few pages back where some of the members of this board showcased their cars. There aren't any ricers on this board in fact, some of the members own cars as exotic as 360 Modena's and Vipers.

An Eclipse is a nice car but will never hold ground to an M3 even if it is faster. Eclipse was designed to be a low-cost alternative to Mitsubishi's upper-scale sports car, the 3000GT. The M3 on the otherhand was designed with speed AND luxury in mind. It doesn't need a fart-can exhaust to make it sound 'fast'.

ronin 05-02-2003 12:00 PM

what a joke LOL

PostWhore 05-02-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by atom
I dont care that you linked the vid i am just really curious as to how you found it

word spreads around. I got it off another FORUM


anyway, it is pretty easy to kill m3 at the 1/4mile race. and especially if car already come stock with TURBO, just raise the turbo pressure, and bye bye m3. But you see what happened. Engine goes boom.

In fact, you can see that m3 was launched hard, look how high front raised up. And also if that kid was talking so much shit about m3 before racing it, he knew that he will kill it. You don't usually say shit like that when you are stock.

Babaganoosh 05-02-2003 12:01 PM

Heh, just another ricer kid. These fools are a dime a dozen. Heartland Park, Topeka KS. May 29th. The first street car challenge. Anyone who is in this area should come (especially if you hate ricers as much as I do).

There are loads of ricers that show up here to compete with the real street cars and most of them wind up running away with their tails tucked between their legs. A lot of the ricers will beat stock mustangs or Z28s but the majority of the real street cars will spank the ricers.

I will be there on the 29th sending the ricer crew packing. A friend of mine just got his 1970 Buick GS Stage 1 455 done so he will be there too. I will bet my left nut that no ricer beats him.

Jakke PNG 05-02-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ...


Illz, check out a thread a few pages back where some of the members of this board showcased their cars. There aren't any ricers on this board in fact, some of the members own cars as exotic as 360 Modena's and Vipers.


Not true. I have a ricer. :)
Front wheel drive, big wing and all.. rice to the bone.
http://www.jesterdesigns.com/esko/3.jpg

Dveron 05-02-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by illz
it's nice to see that you're all fucking morons who spew uninformed bullshit like you have a clue.


i didn't make the video, nor is it my car. the kid who's car it is is not the most knowledgable but he gets by and picks his parts well, probably since his parents are buying. _however_, his car was capable of and _did_ beat the shit out of that m3.

the m3 was racing. the gsx is awd and i have logs of that car, that motor, and that fp "green" turbo @ 18psi with 0 knock making around 350 _wheel_ horsepower. compare that to an m3's 330 _flywheel_ horsepower and rwd, not to mention the m3 is around 300 pounds heavier. it got SMOKED, and would again against any well-tuned eclipse/talon with a big turbo, including both of mine.

his motor blew up because of raw power. he bent and snapped his stock rods, he was running with 0 knock, moderate intake temps, plenty of fuel, and simply overpowered his weakest parts.


dont know if the kid has a body kit and altezza lights or not, but 400+bhp on pump gas and 470+ on race in an awd car will piss all over you from a stoplight any day of the week -- and if you think nothing can outhandle your bmw in the twisties, you know jack shit about modifying cars.

http://www.lamer.net/domesticthug.jpg

illz 05-02-2003 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ...


Illz, check out a thread a few pages back where some of the members of this board showcased their cars. There aren't any ricers on this board in fact, some of the members own cars as exotic as 360 Modena's and Vipers.

An Eclipse is a nice car but will never hold ground to an M3 even if it is faster. Eclipse was designed to be a low-cost alternative to Mitsubishi's upper-scale sports car, the 3000GT. The M3 on the otherhand was designed with speed AND luxury in mind. It doesn't need a fart-can exhaust to make it sound 'fast'.


i know all about porn webmaster's cars, vipers, 360s, etc. i also know how fast they are, how fast my cars are, and how fast numerous eclipses are across the country.

the eclipse was not designed as a low-cost alternative to the 3000GT. the eclipse was built to showcase japanese design and technology prowess in an american built and marketed car. i have no particular love for eclipses, because in stock form they are nothing special, even with a "fart-can" exhaust. however, i own 2 eclipses. neither share many parts in common with factory originals. i will race my street-driven, leather clad, gps/dvd/lcd/sub laden eclipse against any porn webmaster's cars, 0-130. with the exception of the one or two of you with super- or turbo-charged bigblock domestics, you'll lose. z06 vette, viper, 360s, etc are not mid 11-second street cars.

some choose to buy luxury and speed from the factory, some build luxury and speed for themselves.

cluck 05-02-2003 12:14 PM

Now that makes me be ashamed to be an eclipse driver. I would not in a million years try and race that guy(at least with the engine I have now). I can take out half the little civic drivers around though. I was driving back from school yesterday and I almost rear ended this jackass cause he was driving a ~96 civic hatch back with one of those retarded "fart can" things middle class white kids like to ask their parents to buy them. His car sounds like a 747 but it moves 5 feet, I could have been up to 50 by the time he was across the intersection.

As far as the eclipse goes I'm not sure I'd consider it a ricer. It, unlike a civic is still a reasonably ballsy car. Not only that, but it looks sexy stock ;)

p00p 05-02-2003 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by illz



i know all about porn webmaster's cars, vipers, 360s, etc. i also know how fast they are, how fast my cars are, and how fast numerous eclipses are across the country.

the eclipse was not designed as a low-cost alternative to the 3000GT. the eclipse was built to showcase japanese design and technology prowess in an american built and marketed car. i have no particular love for eclipses, because in stock form they are nothing special, even with a "fart-can" exhaust. however, i own 2 eclipses. neither share many parts in common with factory originals. i will race my street-driven, leather clad, gps/dvd/lcd/sub laden eclipse against any porn webmaster's cars, 0-130. with the exception of the one or two of you with super- or turbo-charged bigblock domestics, you'll lose. z06 vette, viper, 360s, etc are not mid 11-second street cars.

some choose to buy luxury and speed from the factory, some build luxury and speed for themselves.

Please show pics, video, timeslips of all these exclipse you own. Thanks.

jimmy3way 05-02-2003 12:35 PM

A tweaked out Eclipse could totally blow away an M3, but in the vid it doesn't look like the guy in the M3 was racing, when you launch a BMW you have to light 'em up and there wasn't a trace of smoke.

I used to drive a Dinan'd out '98 M3 and I could hang with just about everything below an exotic, but after coming VERY close to getting my ass handed to me by a supercharged Del Sol. I could see how an import could drop an M3.

Remember the block in the old Eclipse was the same as the block in the Lancer Evo, guys. The WRC version of which, with a turbo the size of a fucking hydroelectric turbine, makes nearly 400 HP and over 400 ft-lb's of torque.

illz 05-02-2003 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p

Please show pics, video, timeslips of all these exclipse you own. Thanks.


where do you live? you can come for a ride

p00p 05-02-2003 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by illz



where do you live? you can come for a ride

Edmonton, Canada. Let's meet at the 7-11 on 109st and 107th ave tomorrow night.

ldinternet 05-02-2003 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Heh, just another ricer kid. These fools are a dime a dozen. Heartland Park, Topeka KS. May 29th. The first street car challenge. Anyone who is in this area should come (especially if you hate ricers as much as I do).
Luc Dubois, Ice Cold AZN Crew Y2K & I will be there, repres3ntin in my mom's civic & ownin f00lz in vip3rz :smokin

civic up y0 shizeet f00lz !!

Morgan 05-02-2003 03:07 PM

hilarious, and ya that did look like a sack on his lap. those guys suck, one cant drive, the other cant hold a freakin camera

illz 05-02-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p

Edmonton, Canada. Let's meet at the 7-11 on 109st and 107th ave tomorrow night.


come down to minneapolis sometime. if you're somebody i'm sure you can think of some people around here to do business with to make it worth your while. i'll take you for a drive

PostWhore 05-03-2003 06:04 PM

guys, I found aftermath video, check it out
even funnier shit


http://home.attbi.com/~filewhore/E46...clipse_GSX.wmv

[Labret] 05-03-2003 06:13 PM

my parents are gonna be so pissed. that shit is classic.

DirtyDanza 05-03-2003 06:14 PM

OK.... it's a very fast talon/eclips... piece of shit what ever you call it...... and like I said... andybody can drag race... thats for pussies... I can throw my girlies 3 year old in a car and teach him to drive straight.... but for something that is a luxery car... and not being stomped on... the M3 stood it's ground.... the sad part is ..... when it comes to the turns.. the eclips is on the brakes... the BMW is in the gass..... and don't give me no shit like ... it's AWD... I don't give a fuck.... a 1 wheel drive BMW will out handel any ricer on the planet.... my M3 drives like it's on tracks... a fucking train on the tracks... so get the fuck off the tracks with your shit ricers.... get over to germany if your going import.....

jimmy3way 05-03-2003 06:38 PM

Besides I can smoke any Eclipse POS on my bike. There aren't many cars that'll do 10 sec quarter miles, at 125 mph stock.

Stump 05-03-2003 07:06 PM

I drive a 2000 civic SI with about 250 wheel horsepower (its got the usual bolt-ons, but I also built a turbo.. used parts from various cars to put it together).

I also drive a 2003 RSX with 310 wheel-power (also achieved with a turbo, but this one is real, not homemade)

I've raced a few times in the RSX, which is my "fun car".. Haven't lost yet. First was to an eagle talon, second time was against an older mustang.

As for the whole "ricer" phenominon, yeah, ricers suck, and decals and sound systems dont help your quarter mile time... but if someone wants to do it, so be it. If they like the look/sound of it, then who the hell has the right to tell them it sucks? I find domestic enthusiasts seem to have a large spot dedicated to hating imports and the people who drive them... There's got to be a reason for it.. could it be jelousy? Who knows. But whatever it is.. its getting really fucking old and the car world is getting raped because of it.

Think of it like this.. if someone had an oppinion about something, would you say "your a fucking idiot that doesnt deserve to live"? Of course not.. so dont do it to people that like imports.

Im all about performance, but dont start saying "theres no performance in a 4 cylinder engine", cause i'll just wave it off like your an idiot. You take what you like, and you run with it.

(and no, neither my SI nor my RSX has a bodykit or a wing, or decals, and especially not a sound system... all those things succeed in is getting the owner laid by the car-show sluts.)

p00p 05-03-2003 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stump
I drive a 2000 civic SI with about 250 wheel horsepower (its got the usual bolt-ons, but I also built a turbo.. used parts from various cars to put it together).

I also drive a 2003 RSX with 310 wheel-power (also achieved with a turbo, but this one is real, not homemade)

I've raced a few times in the RSX, which is my "fun car".. Haven't lost yet. First was to an eagle talon, second time was against an older mustang.

As for the whole "ricer" phenominon, yeah, ricers suck, and decals and sound systems dont help your quarter mile time... but if someone wants to do it, so be it. If they like the look/sound of it, then who the hell has the right to tell them it sucks? I find domestic enthusiasts seem to have a large spot dedicated to hating imports and the people who drive them... There's got to be a reason for it.. could it be jelousy? Who knows. But whatever it is.. its getting really fucking old and the car world is getting raped because of it.

Think of it like this.. if someone had an oppinion about something, would you say "your a fucking idiot that doesnt deserve to live"? Of course not.. so dont do it to people that like imports.

Im all about performance, but dont start saying "theres no performance in a 4 cylinder engine", cause i'll just wave it off like your an idiot. You take what you like, and you run with it.

(and no, neither my SI nor my RSX has a bodykit or a wing, or decals, and especially not a sound system... all those things succeed in is getting the owner laid by the car-show sluts.)

Your a fucking idiot that doesnt deserve to live

asuna 05-03-2003 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore
guys, I found aftermath video, check it out
even funnier shit


http://home.attbi.com/~filewhore/E46...clipse_GSX.wmv

It's the same clip

asuna 05-03-2003 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stump
I drive a 2000 civic SI with about 250 wheel horsepower (its got the usual bolt-ons, but I also built a turbo.. used parts from various cars to put it together).

I also drive a 2003 RSX with 310 wheel-power (also achieved with a turbo, but this one is real, not homemade)

I've raced a few times in the RSX, which is my "fun car".. Haven't lost yet. First was to an eagle talon, second time was against an older mustang.

As for the whole "ricer" phenominon, yeah, ricers suck, and decals and sound systems dont help your quarter mile time... but if someone wants to do it, so be it. If they like the look/sound of it, then who the hell has the right to tell them it sucks? I find domestic enthusiasts seem to have a large spot dedicated to hating imports and the people who drive them... There's got to be a reason for it.. could it be jelousy? Who knows. But whatever it is.. its getting really fucking old and the car world is getting raped because of it.

Think of it like this.. if someone had an oppinion about something, would you say "your a fucking idiot that doesnt deserve to live"? Of course not.. so dont do it to people that like imports.

Im all about performance, but dont start saying "theres no performance in a 4 cylinder engine", cause i'll just wave it off like your an idiot. You take what you like, and you run with it.

(and no, neither my SI nor my RSX has a bodykit or a wing, or decals, and especially not a sound system... all those things succeed in is getting the owner laid by the car-show sluts.)

heya Stump, hit me up on icq plz

pornguy 05-03-2003 09:22 PM

Dont you guys really love it when some 18year old punk in a mustang pulls up to a BMW and wants to race??? That is fun to watch.

I think when you buy a mustang and you are like 17 or 18 they remove your brain.

I had a guy pull up next to me when I was on an FJ1100, and wanted to race. I just laughed.. The idiot says whats wrong you not fast enough??

So I let him get half way to the next light, about 1/2 mile and passed hime doing 130. never saw the asshole again...


Still laughing about that on and it was 10 years ago...

01SCdZ06 05-03-2003 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stump
I drive a 2000 civic SI with about 250 wheel horsepower (its got the usual bolt-ons, but I also built a turbo.. used parts from various cars to put it together).

I also drive a 2003 RSX with 310 wheel-power (also achieved with a turbo, but this one is real, not homemade)

I've raced a few times in the RSX, which is my "fun car".. Haven't lost yet. First was to an eagle talon, second time was against an older mustang.

As for the whole "ricer" phenominon, yeah, ricers suck, and decals and sound systems dont help your quarter mile time... but if someone wants to do it, so be it. If they like the look/sound of it, then who the hell has the right to tell them it sucks? I find domestic enthusiasts seem to have a large spot dedicated to hating imports and the people who drive them... There's got to be a reason for it.. could it be jelousy? Who knows. But whatever it is.. its getting really fucking old and the car world is getting raped because of it.

Think of it like this.. if someone had an oppinion about something, would you say "your a fucking idiot that doesnt deserve to live"? Of course not.. so dont do it to people that like imports.

Im all about performance, but dont start saying "theres no performance in a 4 cylinder engine", cause i'll just wave it off like your an idiot. You take what you like, and you run with it.

(and no, neither my SI nor my RSX has a bodykit or a wing, or decals, and especially not a sound system... all those things succeed in is getting the owner laid by the car-show sluts.)

I can respect a tuner when it comes to imports. But a ricer that weaves in and out of traffic and trys to race everything including mom taking the kids to soccer practice in the mini van are total losers. A lot of people don't know the difference between a ricer and a tuner thats why they bash the 4cyl import crowd.

That guy driving the car in that video is an idiot. Bouncing off the rev limiter, shifting late.. He got what he deserved. A blown motor.

dig420 05-03-2003 09:55 PM

but if someone wants to do it, so be it. If they like the look/sound of it, then who the hell has the right to tell them it sucks? I find domestic enthusiasts seem to have a large spot dedicated to hating imports and the people who drive them... There's got to be a reason for it.. could it be jelousy? Who knows. But whatever it is.. its getting really fucking old and the car world is getting raped because of it.
-------------

no it's dumbfuck teenagers who think they're going to live forever and drive like shit on public roads, putting everyone else in danger.

you don't deserve to live, and you most DEFINITELY don't deserve to have a driver's license.

voodooman 05-03-2003 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by illz

his motor blew up because of raw power. he bent and snapped his stock rods, he was running with 0 knock, moderate intake temps, plenty of fuel, and simply overpowered his weakest parts.


dont know if the kid has a body kit and altezza lights or not, but 400+bhp on pump gas and 470+ on race in an awd car will piss all over you from a stoplight any day of the week


Hmm, where to begin.
First off, when you go over redline, you float the valves, nothing will happen if your smart enough to lift.
Second, why did he have stock rods in a mod, hence modification?
Most of all, Premium Unleaded pump gas is 96 octane, and race is 110, makes a difference, BUT NOT 70 FUCKING HORSEPOWER.
See, One of my best friends builds race motors for a living, and races as well, I help him in my spare time, so I do know a thing or two about motors.
Furethermore,
Racing should be done so on a closed course or track, not the streets.
Last but certainly not least, you can have a badass fast ANYTHING but if you dont know how to drive it, you will not win.
PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!

voodooman 05-03-2003 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
Dont you guys really love it when some 18year old punk in a mustang pulls up to a BMW and wants to race??? That is fun to watch.

I think when you buy a mustang and you are like 17 or 18 they remove your brain.

I had a guy pull up next to me when I was on an FJ1100, and wanted to race. I just laughed.. The idiot says whats wrong you not fast enough??

So I let him get half way to the next light, about 1/2 mile and passed hime doing 130. never saw the asshole again...


Still laughing about that on and it was 10 years ago...


I still have a hard time trying to figure out punk ass kids that pull up to me in their ricer wanting to race me on my bike.
Do you kids really like the embarrassment???

ldinternet 05-04-2003 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet


Luc Dubois, Ice Cold AZN Crew Y2K & I will be there, repres3ntin in my mom's civic & ownin f00lz in vip3rz :smokin

civic up y0 shizeet f00lz !!

n0 vip3r BiTcHeZ wantz 2 raCe uz ?! w3 w3nt to the a1rp0rt t0day 2 g3t a new sp0iler for 0ur h0nd4... ici hot y0, c1v1c up y0 shizit mofukkaz !! I C E C O L D AzN-4-LyFe !!



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voodooman 05-04-2003 10:27 AM

Now that has gay written all over it, errr painted actually.

xdcdave 05-04-2003 11:27 AM

this whole thread is stupid.

a $10,000 GSX vs. a $35,000 M3? I used to own a '95 GS-T w/ a 14b turbo, intake, full cat-less exhaust, all the toys.. And made decent HP.. Took M3's on a pretty consistant basis, along with Z28's, GT's, etc..

With knowledgable driving (yes, that does mean going to race school and actual track time to practice your launches) and a well tuned car.. any import can beat heavier luxury cars and heavy american muscle.

BTW.. I have owned BMW's and I love them like I love my arms, but they are not invincible. Get over it all you yuppy 'racers' that think your M3 or AMG owns the road. A well tuned Civic Si may pull up next to you weighing in at a whopping 1,200 pounds a put a hurtin on your ass.

Okay, just my :2 cents: .. flame away.

PostWhore 05-04-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna


It's the same clip

sorry, I'm a dumbass

AFTERMATH VIDEO!!!
http://sys12.cs.jmu.edu/hawleycj/vids/aftermath-low.WMV


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