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  • mikeet
    this & that
    • May 2005
    • 5385

    #1

    My Cock smells like Tuna!!

    Was just taking a piss and had to hold my nose! WTF must have forgot to wash up?
  • Look Chang
    Voyeur
    • Sep 2010
    • 18255

    #2
    Did you fuck a fish saleswoman ?

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94727

      #3
      Originally posted by Look Chang
      Did you fuck a fish saleswoman ?
      Or worse . . .

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      • HairyChick
        Slowly dying
        • Sep 2012
        • 3091

        #4
        Sounds like a urinary infection . Or, if not circumcised, do you clean the foreskin? Did you have sex with a female recently? She may have passed along an infection.

        Unless you’re three-feet tall, your dick is about two feet from your nose. That’s a strong smell if it reaches your nose. If it continues, see a doctor.

        I initially thought about cats and pussy loving tuna ...
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        • mikeet
          this & that
          • May 2005
          • 5385

          #5
          haha i just fucked my GF and forgot to wash.. nothing serious

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            • Oct 2005
            • 27689

            #6
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            • mikeet
              this & that
              • May 2005
              • 5385

              #7
              not my first... ain't counting but couldn't tell you

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              • brassmonkey
                Pay It Forward
                • Sep 2005
                • 77396

                #8
                sounds like kidneys. you drink coffee? tea?
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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38941

                  #9
                  I cant tell if my cock smells or not... I haven't even seen it under my huge belly since about 2006... Not 100% its still even there...


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                  • NatalieK
                    Natalie K
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 20106

                    #10
                    ewwww If you can´t wash twice daily, you´re a filthy fuck
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                    • 3xmedia
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 5738

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mchtye
                      haha i just fucked my GF and forgot to wash.. nothing serious
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                      • emmasexytime
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                        • Jan 2015
                        • 4512

                        #12
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                          • May 2004
                          • 12558

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 3xmedia
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                          • mikeet
                            this & that
                            • May 2005
                            • 5385

                            #14
                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                            sounds like kidneys. you drink coffee? tea?
                            Lots of coffee yes, tea not so much

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                            • 2MuchMark
                              Mark of 2Much.net
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 50971

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                              Or worse . . .

                              LOL For fuck sakes I thought I had seen everything.... geeezuzfuck!

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                              • 2MuchMark
                                Mark of 2Much.net
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 50971

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mchtye
                                haha i just fucked my GF and forgot to wash.. nothing serious
                                No actually, it sounds serious... google it and get to a doctor.

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                                • beerptrol
                                  Confirmed Asshole
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 12722

                                  #17
                                  Did you stick in one of these alt right nics? It may be the smell of cheap chinese knock off of Russian caviar .
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                                  • freecartoonporn
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2012
                                    • 7683

                                    #18
                                    it may be an infection, drink lots of water for few days., wash it clean.
                                    go see doctor.
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                                    • brassmonkey
                                      Pay It Forward
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77396

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mchtye
                                      Lots of coffee yes, tea not so much
                                      yep its the coffee i have two a day and damn
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                                      • bigPunk
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 1093

                                        #20
                                        You might had a high sugar level in your blood, I’m a diabetic and rarely when I get to high numbers my piss smells like an old tuna.
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                                        • balint
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                                          • Feb 2014
                                          • 702

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by onwebcam
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                                          • kmanrox
                                            aka K-Man
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 29295

                                            #22
                                            My helmet tastes like tuna I'm told. Coincidence? I think not.
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                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 94727

                                              #23
                                              Tuna is expensive, I would keep the stench.

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                                              • Manfap
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2013
                                                • 2626

                                                #24
                                                Dip it in a cup of warm water, instant dashi.

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