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klinton 06-23-2018 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292414)
.it's kinda 19th century

to be honest, IMO is the fastest developing nation/ country in Balkans these days.
As for the rest what you wrote - yes, it's kind of true. Add to that - very friendly, warm and hospitable people (truly hospitable), amazing scenery, and the factor of exoticness.

The only influence of the islamic culture (which most of them are not, they just dont care about religion) is the fact that its kind of hard to pick up the girls there. heh.
I saw maybe 10-20 ladies in Burqas in Albania, walking the streets of Amsterdam or Brussels I see 1000s of them....

btw, from Balkans I also like Montenegro (kind of...) and country named Bosnia & Herzegovina.

klinton 06-23-2018 10:25 AM

so many people in this topic know shit and yet they talk.
keep it coming:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

klinton 06-23-2018 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292383)
did you laugh 24/7? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I always laugh 24/7. To be honest, average Serb is more frustrated than average Albanian, IMO. At least saying that from the people I met and spoke with. and from what I saw here and there.

It's not like Albanians are more funny than other Balkan nations actually. Or people in general :winkwink:

ANAL PASTE 06-23-2018 11:17 AM

Big techno music fest in here - "Butthurt in Serbia".

pimpmaster9000 06-24-2018 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE (Post 22292559)
Big techno music fest in here - "Butthurt in Serbia".

I do not even watch football I had no idea what he was talking about :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 06-24-2018 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292098)
Albanian sitting in Albania, being an Albanian and doing Albanian things...


*Dies laughing

hey come visit!! meet me at the corner of walk and don't walk.. in NY city

ilnjscb 06-24-2018 08:53 AM

Wow "5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre" <- whatever the fuck that means, lets get it into real measurements:

Kilometre = Kilometer
Sq. Kilometer = .39 Sq Miles

Therefore 5.7 bunkers for every .39 miles or 5.7 / .39 bunkers per Sq Mile
yielding:

14.6 bunkers per square mile.

pimpmaster9000 06-24-2018 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22292873)
Wow "5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre" <- whatever the fuck that means, lets get it into real measurements:

Kilometre = Kilometer
Sq. Kilometer = .39 Sq Miles

Therefore 5.7 bunkers for every .39 miles or 5.7 / .39 bunkers per Sq Mile
yielding:

14.6 bunkers per square mile.


This is because Albania was paranoid about being invaded by Yugoslavia...they built 100.000s of them...some legend in the yugo government, probably Tito, decided to stoke them that he was going to invade their medieval asses...you have no idea how funny an invasion of Albania is...they have nothing worth invading over...

Albanianss are funny like that...

celandina 06-25-2018 10:33 AM

And he smoked :1orglaugh

https://www.srbijadanas.com/sites/de...9/albanija.jpg

JFK 06-25-2018 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22292088)
What does the Albanian say when he sees toilet paper?

What is this?!?

Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Harsh :helpme

JFK 06-25-2018 10:34 AM

Fitty losers !:helpme

PR_Glen 06-25-2018 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 22292389)
Albanians and Serbs are in the same shit bucket.
Thank god we don't have much of that filth here but here is what I learned from living in Belgium.
Albanians: Drugs. Launder money through restaurants they bought. Child trafficking and prostitution
Serbs: Car jacking. Petty theft. Street hustlers and small time pimps.

Is there final solution for those?

don't worry. either way your nation will remain neutral and end up following whoever the victor tells them to...

ilnjscb 06-26-2018 11:17 AM

Enver Hoxha, what a turd.

pimpmaster9000 06-26-2018 04:31 PM

further interesting facts about albania:

albania is one of the few countries that has more albanians living outside of albania than in albania...no other country comes close to this...now this is funny because they want to make a "great albania" and pinch territories from 5 other countries BUT they do not want to live there :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

when you nod in albania this means no...when you shake your head this means yes...yes is no and no is yes...

mother teresa was albanian...

albania does nore narcotics trade than its entire regular economy...

albanian and kosovo parliament are the 2 greatest parliaments in the world where sessions are regularly interrupted by tear gas...when somebody does not agree with another party they pop open a canister of tear gas and this is nothing out of the ordinary...

http://i.dawn.com/large/2015/10/5616cc598023a.jpg
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/b...3ac567645c3f19

klinton 06-26-2018 10:50 PM

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albania is one of the few countries that has more albanians living outside of albania than in albania...no other country comes close to this...now this is funny because they want to make a "great albania" and pinch territories from 5 other countries BUT they do not want to live there :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
they live in Italy, US, UK, Greece, Germany, Austria, Switzerland....just like ex yugos...
yes, I know that they live also in Macedonia etc. but would leave for west any moment
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when you nod in albania this means no...when you shake your head this means yes...yes is no and no is yes...
actually they dont use it that much. But Bulgarians- yes, they do.

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mother teresa was albanian...
yes....

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albania does nore narcotics trade than its entire regular economy...
wouldnt be so sure about it. but its significant - yes.
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albanian and kosovo parliament are the 2 greatest parliaments in the world where sessions are regularly interrupted by tear gas...when somebody does not agree with another party they pop open a canister of tear gas and this is nothing out of the ordinary...
not sure about this one, but may give u dozens examples of other countries where they fight in parliaments etc..

pimpmaster9000 06-27-2018 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22294578)
wouldnt be so sure about it. but its significant - yes..

90% of the heroin in europe goes over albania according to interpol...the albanian GDP/ppp is 36 billion but the heroin market of europe is like 61billion :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22294578)
not sure about this one, but may give u dozens examples of other countries where they fight in parliaments etc..

yes this is true but nobody uses tear gas like they do...I love it...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1org laugh


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