How to get away without flushing the toilet...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77396

    #1

    How to get away without flushing the toilet...

    eat the evidence??
    TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
    DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com
  • davidCRM
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2016
    • 1544

    #2
    CurrentlySober in 3.......... 2........... 1...........
    David // Xcams & Xmodels
    Product- and CRM manager

    Comment

    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38946

      #3
      Personally, I avoid having to flush the toilet by classing its contents as my 'Pet Turd'. Its a great pet to have, doesn't need feeding or watering, and stays faithful as long as you don't flush.

      Always there waiting when you want to see it, and just as cuddly as a tiny kitten when you want to pick it up and play with it. Also, if you decide to let it sleep in your bed, it wont wake you up or disturb your sleep.

      So much more fun to be had than simply eating it. Thats just wasteful


      👁️ 👍️ 💩

      Comment

      • adultchatpay
        Let's Make Money
        • Dec 2008
        • 8785

        #4
        CS is the poo master!

        Comment

        • freecartoonporn
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2012
          • 7683

          #5
          yikes.

          break the flush.

          stuff toilet paper and clog the toilet.
          SSD Cloud Server, VPS Server, Simple Cloud Hosting | DigitalOcean

          Comment

          • Busty2
            Member since 1999
            • Dec 2007
            • 7202

            #6
            You can even color your turds

            I just laid a 24" log that was colored Red/Purple by drinking beet juice. Next im going to try eating lots of Vitamins like C and B complex to see if i can get a yellow turd to emerge ?

            Comment

            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38946

              #7
              Originally posted by Busty2
              I just laid a 24" log that was colored Red/Purple by drinking beet juice. Next im going to try eating lots of Vitamins like C and B complex to see if i can get a yellow turd to emerge ?
              Try THESE Pills.

              Makes it 'Glittery'


              👁️ 👍️ 💩

              Comment

              Working...