When I first met KimmyKim... By RedShoe - GoFuckYourself.com

RedShoe · 05-01-2003, 11:47 AM

I've done special effects in movies for nearly 10 years. In that time I've met many, many celebrities. Some I've wrestled around with, some I felt their naughty bits, and some I just shook hands with and talked with.

Never did I feel like they were better than me in any way. I never felt star struck. I never asked for an autograph while working with them.

Meeting celebs on a business level is like meeting your friend's brother. Just kinda like, "hey, what's up."

Now then... when I met KimmyKim in vegas a surge of excitement rushed thru me like when you ride a rollercoaster and you drop really fast, there is that tingling sensation that surges thru your body. It was like diving into an ice cold pool in slow motion. I could feel every pore on my body constricting and turning into a goose bump. My hair was on end, the sensations was waving out thru my finger tips, and thru my toes. I could even feel the tingling sensation in my cock. The energy was intense.

I approached her.

"Hi KimmyKim, I'm RedShoe, and this is Mrs. RedShoe"

"Hey, nice shoes... (she turns to the closest person next to her) anyway, what was I saying, oh yeah I saw a dialer ad yesterday that..."

If you play the tape back in slow motion, you can almost see the moment when my heart collapsed in on itself. You can see the goose bumps fade, and I think my legs got a little weak.

Why was I so affected? I don't understand. I've met tons of celebs with not so much as a second thought as to who they were. I never anticipated meeting them, but KimmyKim... It was like.... it's just hard to describe.

Does anyone else get starstruck when meeting her? I feel like that for a lot of online people that I know. I get starstruck when I meet them.

AMP, TDF, STWOF, Keev, Boneprone, TheFly, Lane, Titmowse, Playa, BVF, SixNine, Marquez... The list goes on...

I don't fuckin' understand why this happens. Maybe I'm craaaaazy.

dantheman · 05-01-2003, 11:48 AM

I'm going to see her this weekend, need me to pass along anything for you

TheGoldenChild · 05-01-2003, 11:49 AM

I too

Get all tingly inside whenever KK is near

Jakke PNG · 05-01-2003, 11:49 AM

I've never met anyone.

[Labret] · 05-01-2003, 11:50 AM

Serge bumped into me while standing in line for some party at a microbrew place in the Monte Carlo, IA 1999. Didnt even say excuse me.

DrewKole · 05-01-2003, 11:54 AM

No tingles here.

Funny, I never thought of anyone in this industry, porn starlets included, as superstars.

Kimmykim · 05-01-2003, 11:55 AM

Somebody must be bored today lol ;)

BTW, nice shoes!

Serge_Oprano · 05-01-2003, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Serge bumped into me while standing in line for some party at a microbrew place in the Monte Carlo, IA 1999. Didnt even say excuse me.

Labret, it wasn't me,
I haven't been at microbrew party...

me bumping ionto somebody without apologies is NOT my charecter,
come up with something more beleivable like:
"Serge bumped into me while standing in line for some party and offered free circumsission, shave, and prostate check"
THAN I wouldn't be able to deny it easily
;-)

dantheman · 05-01-2003, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Labret, it wasn't me,
I haven't been at microbrew party...

me bumping ionto somebody without apologies is NOT my charecter,
come up with something more beleivable like:
"Serge bumped into me while standing in line for some party and offered free circumsission, shave, and prostate check"
THAN I wouldn't be able to deny it easily
;-)

that's pretty much what he offered me in vegas

Serge_Oprano · 05-01-2003, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman

that's pretty much what he offered me in vegas

would I EVER lie???
;-)))

TheGoldenChild · 05-01-2003, 12:04 PM

what about a hardcore fisting Serge????

that's all you seem to ever offer me...........

CDSmith · 05-01-2003, 12:06 PM

Serge make housecalls? I'm actually due for a prostate check.

mule · 05-01-2003, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
...a surge of excitement rushed thru me like when you ride a rollercoaster and you drop really fast, there is that tingling sensation that surges thru your body. It was like diving into an ice cold pool in slow motion. I could feel every pore on my body constricting and turning into a goose bump.

I know exactly what you mean. I got those exact same symptoms a couple of days ago, when I looked into the penetrating nothingness behind the eyes of Paul from Consumption Junction, listening to him telling me of his ninja ancestry, and realising that it might be a good idea to go home before he did something crazy. So I left just before his epic dive into the canal and his verbal abuse of the Dutch constabulary

Danny_C · 05-01-2003, 12:25 PM

Hey, I know some people who do special effects for a lot of big productions... in fact, they've won a few academy awards for special effects.

They've told me some interesting stories about being the opposite of "starstruck"... like the time they kicked Poison (the hair band) out of a party at their house because they were being obnoxious.

Fletch XXX · 05-01-2003, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
like the time they kicked Poison (the hair band) out of a party at their house because they were being obnoxious.

This must have been decades ago.

We ran into Cecille Deville at a Toilet Boys show and he was a nice guy, drunk but still nice.

Danny_C · 05-01-2003, 12:30 PM

It was a long time ago... when Poison was popular.

Stuntpig · 05-01-2003, 12:30 PM

KimmyKim is Superfine.

She intimidates me too, I mmmumble, st st st tutter, second guess the things I wanna say.... did I just say that out loud?

Redshoe- You are not alone in this one.

Mr. Jim · 05-01-2003, 12:38 PM

The first time I ever met KB by Jim Holio

It was a normal convention day. I was a noob in the humid Miami heat in the distance an earsplitting whine followed by the raspy cackle of Billy Crystal impressions.

Then through the invisible haze of vodka breathe stood KB standing there like an encino (south of the blvd) thug.

My stomach started to churn, then a terrible acid taste in my mouth. I knew at that time I was most definately going to throw up.

With each word I became more violently ill. He spoke of nights with various rap stars of years passed and how he once crammed a big mac in a girls ass.

I spent the rest of the day in a stall vomiting. Years later I am no longer that noob in Miami and I do not get quite as ill when I see KB anymore.

Anybody else like that when they see KB???

RedShoe · 05-01-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
The first time I ever met KB by Jim Holio

It was a normal convention day. I was a noob in the humid Miami heat in the distance an earsplitting whine followed by the raspy cackle of Billy Crystal impressions.

Then through the invisible haze of vodka breathe stood KB standing there like an encino (south of the blvd) thug.

My stomach started to churn, then a terrible acid taste in my mouth. I knew at that time I was most definately going to throw up.

With each word I became more violently ill. He spoke of nights with various rap stars of years passed and how he once crammed a big mac in a girls ass.

I spent the rest of the day in a stall vomiting. Years later I am no longer that noob in Miami and I do not get quite as ill when I see KB anymore.

Anybody else like that when they see KB???

... yep

[Labret] · 05-01-2003, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Labret, it wasn't me,
I haven't been at microbrew party...

me bumping ionto somebody without apologies is NOT my charecter,
come up with something more beleivable like:
"Serge bumped into me while standing in line for some party and offered free circumsission, shave, and prostate check"
THAN I wouldn't be able to deny it easily
;-)

Trust me, it was you.

Jay_StandAhead · 05-01-2003, 01:47 PM

When I met KimmyKim, I wanted to marry her....

DeanCapture · 05-01-2003, 01:57 PM

Yes...she does that to me too!

I got instant wood when I shot those nudies of her a month ago and I still dream of her today.

KimmyKim - oh where art thou? You came, you posed and then dissappeared into the night. My heart cries for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

d*

RedShoe · 05-01-2003, 02:03 PM

Damn KimmyKim and her seductive ways!

eroswebmaster · 05-01-2003, 02:16 PM

When I first met KimmyKim...LOL...I doubt she even remembers anything at all let alone meeting me.

The ARS party at this last Internext...she was fucking wasted.

I was sitting with Tom Va2K, Tib *ironhorse* and she sat down behind us.

Now, the person I most enjoyed meeting at the show was Tom Va2K.

If you didn't get a chance to meet this guy...do so the next possible chance. He's down to earth, crazy as hell, and will do just about anything that comes to his mind.

However my shining moment was when I met Pierre on the floor, and he looked at Sleazydream, Adult Buffet, and TheHun's reviewer *sorry name slipped my mind* and said "Diabolicalgalleries, these guys are good."

Serge_Oprano · 05-01-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
what about a hardcore fisting Serge????

that's all you seem to ever offer me...........

bullshit!
I offered you SOFTCORE version with the lube!
;_)

Kimmykim · 05-01-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay[neX]
When I met KimmyKim, I wanted to marry her....

You mean we aren't married? Take me shopping then baby!

Kimmykim · 05-01-2003, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
When I first met KimmyKim...LOL...I doubt she even remembers anything at all let alone meeting me.

Golly, I seem to recall meeting va2k and sitting there talking to SexTrafficPete for a bit, before dashing off to play blackjack with the Aussies at the London Club.

Serge_Oprano · 05-01-2003, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

Trust me, it was you.

I trust you if you put your hand on Torah and swear on it!
;_))

Picture, please!

Serge_Oprano · 05-01-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay[neX]
When I met KimmyKim, I wanted to marry her....

how many times???
;-)))

eroswebmaster · 05-01-2003, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Golly, I seem to recall meeting va2k and sitting there talking to SexTrafficPete for a bit, before dashing off to play blackjack with the Aussies at the London Club.

LOL, then it's only a selective memory issue ;)

Jay_StandAhead · 05-01-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

You mean we aren't married?

You bet your sweet..... smile we are!

Kimmykim · 05-01-2003, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay[neX]

You bet your sweet..... smile we are!

*sigh*, that's all better now.

RedShoe · 05-01-2003, 03:00 PM

Homina, Homina, Homina...

hahmike · 05-01-2003, 03:05 PM

hu dat milf?

RedShoe · 05-01-2003, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
hu dat milf?

dat aint no milf. Damn I wonder if she's still a virgin.

OUCH! My peepee is getting hard.

RedShoe · 05-01-2003, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Somebody must be bored today lol ;)

BTW, nice shoes!

And just like the first time. She says nice shoes, and walks out of my life...

Kimmykim · 05-01-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

And just like the first time. She says nice shoes, and walks out of my life...

LOL, I gotta get ready to fly to New Orleans tomorrow --

RedShoe · 05-01-2003, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

LOL, I gotta get ready to fly to New Orleans tomorrow --

But.... but.... No wait....

DAMMIT!!

Maybe next year... Kimmy... maybe next year...

fiveyes · 05-01-2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

LOL, I gotta get ready to fly to New Orleans tomorrow --

Hmmm, note to self, get big beads for weekend...

FTVGirls · 05-01-2003, 06:15 PM

ok ok lets not add another 5% to Kimmmy Kim's ego with this post?

There is a Glamourcon in Chicago, June 1st. Tiffany Taylor will be there. She is a fine one that gets my heart pumping.

http://www.tiffanytaylor.com

RedShoe · 05-01-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FTVGirls
ok ok lets not add another 5% to Kimmmy Kim's ego with this post?

There is a Glamourcon in Chicago, June 1st. Tiffany Taylor will be there. She is a fine one that gets my heart pumping.

http://www.tiffanytaylor.com

Loading... loading...loading... And she aint got nothin on KimmyKim.

FTVGirls · 05-01-2003, 06:22 PM

Tiffany Taylor is a Gorgeous, Classy and Well-Kept girl with big brown eyes that will melt your heart.

lagwagon · 05-01-2003, 06:28 PM

every time i have spoken with kimmy she has been cool as shit. that shirt with the x straps on the back. yowsa!

slavdogg · 05-01-2003, 06:32 PM

my heart collapsed in on itself when i saw my "your an idiot" avatar and than i got that funny feeling in my shoe

)

FTVGirls · 05-01-2003, 06:34 PM

Lagwagon one day you will meet Tiffany in person and you will fall in love with her.

slavdogg · 05-01-2003, 06:39 PM

whenever i see Kimmy's avatar that says "click here to see me naked" i get the funniest feeling in my socks and than i try like a maniac to click on it.

And than when i saw Kimmy's boobies in that epassporte ad my heart collapsed in on itself.

Kimmykim · 05-01-2003, 07:45 PM

Stirring the shit I see, Slav ;)

slavdogg · 05-01-2003, 07:59 PM

always

05-01-2003, 11:47 AM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	When I first met KimmyKim... By RedShoe I've done special effects in movies for nearly 10 years. In that time I've met many, many celebrities. Some I've wrestled around with, some I felt their naughty bits, and some I just shook hands with and talked with. Never did I feel like they were better than me in any way. I never felt star struck. I never asked for an autograph while working with them. Meeting celebs on a business level is like meeting your friend's brother. Just kinda like, "hey, what's up." Now then... when I met KimmyKim in vegas a surge of excitement rushed thru me like when you ride a rollercoaster and you drop really fast, there is that tingling sensation that surges thru your body. It was like diving into an ice cold pool in slow motion. I could feel every pore on my body constricting and turning into a goose bump. My hair was on end, the sensations was waving out thru my finger tips, and thru my toes. I could even feel the tingling sensation in my cock. The energy was intense. I approached her. "Hi KimmyKim, I'm RedShoe, and this is Mrs. RedShoe" "Hey, nice shoes... (she turns to the closest person next to her) anyway, what was I saying, oh yeah I saw a dialer ad yesterday that..." If you play the tape back in slow motion, you can almost see the moment when my heart collapsed in on itself. You can see the goose bumps fade, and I think my legs got a little weak. Why was I so affected? I don't understand. I've met tons of celebs with not so much as a second thought as to who they were. I never anticipated meeting them, but KimmyKim... It was like.... it's just hard to describe. Does anyone else get starstruck when meeting her? I feel like that for a lot of online people that I know. I get starstruck when I meet them. AMP, TDF, STWOF, Keev, Boneprone, TheFly, Lane, Titmowse, Playa, BVF, SixNine, Marquez... The list goes on... I don't fuckin' understand why this happens. Maybe I'm craaaaazy. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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05-01-2003, 11:49 AM	#3
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I too Get all tingly inside whenever KK is near __________________

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05-01-2003, 11:50 AM	#5
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Serge bumped into me while standing in line for some party at a microbrew place in the Monte Carlo, IA 1999. Didnt even say excuse me.

05-01-2003, 11:54 AM	#6
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05-01-2003, 11:55 AM	#7
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Somebody must be bored today lol ;) BTW, nice shoes!

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Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	Hey, I know some people who do special effects for a lot of big productions... in fact, they've won a few academy awards for special effects. They've told me some interesting stories about being the opposite of "starstruck"... like the time they kicked Poison (the hair band) out of a party at their house because they were being obnoxious.

05-01-2003, 12:30 PM	#16
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	It was a long time ago... when Poison was popular.

05-01-2003, 12:30 PM	#17
Stuntpig Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 299	KimmyKim is Superfine. She intimidates me too, I mmmumble, st st st tutter, second guess the things I wanna say.... did I just say that out loud? Redshoe- You are not alone in this one.

05-01-2003, 12:38 PM	#18
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	The first time I ever met KB by Jim Holio It was a normal convention day. I was a noob in the humid Miami heat in the distance an earsplitting whine followed by the raspy cackle of Billy Crystal impressions. Then through the invisible haze of vodka breathe stood KB standing there like an encino (south of the blvd) thug. My stomach started to churn, then a terrible acid taste in my mouth. I knew at that time I was most definately going to throw up. With each word I became more violently ill. He spoke of nights with various rap stars of years passed and how he once crammed a big mac in a girls ass. I spent the rest of the day in a stall vomiting. Years later I am no longer that noob in Miami and I do not get quite as ill when I see KB anymore. Anybody else like that when they see KB??? Last edited by Mr. Jim; 05-01-2003 at 12:40 PM..

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DeanCapture Haters & Trolls SUCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 9,275	Yes...she does that to me too! I got instant wood when I shot those nudies of her a month ago and I still dream of her today. KimmyKim - oh where art thou? You came, you posed and then dissappeared into the night. My heart cries for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! d* __________________ Twitter: @DeanCapture Instagram: @TheDeanCapture DeanCapture "at" Gmail.com

05-01-2003, 02:03 PM	#23
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Damn KimmyKim and her seductive ways! __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

05-01-2003, 02:16 PM	#24
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	When I first met KimmyKim...LOL...I doubt she even remembers anything at all let alone meeting me. The ARS party at this last Internext...she was fucking wasted. I was sitting with Tom Va2K, Tib ironhorse and she sat down behind us. Now, the person I most enjoyed meeting at the show was Tom Va2K. If you didn't get a chance to meet this guy...do so the next possible chance. He's down to earth, crazy as hell, and will do just about anything that comes to his mind. However my shining moment was when I met Pierre on the floor, and he looked at Sleazydream, Adult Buffet, and TheHun's reviewer sorry name slipped my mind and said "Diabolicalgalleries, these guys are good." __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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05-01-2003, 03:05 PM	#34
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	hu dat milf?

05-01-2003, 06:15 PM	#40
FTVGirls So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Phoenix AZ Posts: 1,052	ok ok lets not add another 5% to Kimmmy Kim's ego with this post? There is a Glamourcon in Chicago, June 1st. Tiffany Taylor will be there. She is a fine one that gets my heart pumping. http://www.tiffanytaylor.com

05-01-2003, 06:22 PM	#42
FTVGirls So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Phoenix AZ Posts: 1,052	Tiffany Taylor is a Gorgeous, Classy and Well-Kept girl with big brown eyes that will melt your heart.

05-01-2003, 06:28 PM	#43
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	every time i have spoken with kimmy she has been cool as shit. that shirt with the x straps on the back. yowsa! __________________ FTVGirls - FTVMilfs - DanielleFTV

05-01-2003, 06:32 PM	#44
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	my heart collapsed in on itself when i saw my "your an idiot" avatar and than i got that funny feeling in my shoe )

05-01-2003, 06:34 PM	#45
FTVGirls So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Phoenix AZ Posts: 1,052	Lagwagon one day you will meet Tiffany in person and you will fall in love with her. Last edited by FTVGirls; 05-01-2003 at 06:36 PM..

05-01-2003, 06:39 PM	#46
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	whenever i see Kimmy's avatar that says "click here to see me naked" i get the funniest feeling in my socks and than i try like a maniac to click on it. And than when i saw Kimmy's boobies in that epassporte ad my heart collapsed in on itself.

05-01-2003, 07:45 PM	#47
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Stirring the shit I see, Slav ;)

05-01-2003, 07:59 PM	#48
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	always