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  • Scraper
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 182
    #1

    Suicide capital

    Fuck. Sorry. I'm drunk.

    I live in the suicide capital of the southern hemispheeree.

    Fuck this shit. I was supposed to be stet up with a nice girl tognith but she deicded to go back with another guy! I hate this shit!

    Just venting. Forgive me.!
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    • sweetjimmy
      Banned
      • Jan 2001
      • 777
      #2
      I'd kill myself too if I had all those freaky plagues and shit. The motherfuckin' toads and rabbits and shit. And if on top of that I was descended from a colony of butt jaggin' prisoners that would just put me over the edge.

      Yup. If I were you I'd definitely kill myself. Heck, kill yourself now, on a porn chatboard, that'll be a first.

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        • Scraper
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 182
          #3
          SweetJimmy. I know you are pissed off.
          I would be too. Hell man, don't you know that 2 inches is "below average"!

          I'll just fuck your sister with my broomhandle, that will make it all better.

          )

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            • Lensman
              GFY Chaperone
              • Jan 2001
              • 9846
              #4
              Drunk at 9:30 in the morning? You must be a relative of Tanker.

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                • Scraper
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 182
                  #5
                  Haha. Lens, its like 3:30 am here.
                  Clubs haven't even shut yet.

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                    • sweetjimmy
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 777
                      #6
                      Scraper, son, put down that Foster's Lager, turn off "The Crocodile Hunter" and read the newspaper. When you read it you'll see that: a) Yahoo Serious isn't that funny anymore, b) the new "energizah!!!" is not gonna "surprise-ya!!" and c) The new Crocodile Dundee Movie is coming to a theatre near you!!!


                      Put a few wallabees on the barby mate.

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                        • Scraper
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 182
                          #7
                          SweetJimmy, mate I'm just having a bit of fun.

                          BTW, no bastard drinks Fosters here.
                          You can get shot for touching that shit.

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                            • sweetjimmy
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 777
                              #8
                              jeez, you aussies are a class act. Yeah I'm sorry, I was just foolin' too. And I didn't mean it when I said the duck-billed platypus was your national bird.

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                                • Scraper
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 182
                                  #9
                                  LOL. Bird?
                                  What, are you watching Dogma right now!??

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                                    • The Bringer
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 165
                                      #10

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