The Lone Ranger and Tonto

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  • Red
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2000
    • 518

    #1

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto"

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep.

    Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

    What does that tell you?" asks The Lone ranger.

    Tonto ponders for a minute...Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
    What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

    The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
    "Tonto, you Dumb Ass, someone has stolen our tent."


    Now back to work everyone.

    Red

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  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208

    #2
    Hmm...tonto does mean "stupid" in Spanish.

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    • The Bringer
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 165

      #3

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      • Lane
        Will code for food...
        • Apr 2001
        • 8496

        #4
        god, you're annoying

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