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CaptainHowdy · 05-24-2018, 12:39 PM

Wandering in this coarse course of self-gratification I've invited to my place an online flirt (to be christen as a fuck). As always, as soon as she got off the taxi I could tell her offline physiognomy was a little off ... almost pug-like I painfuly dare to say. After a heftly dose of red wine, the genital meeting began. When it came the fingering phase ... inside of her it felt as if an actual tongue went through my fingers, licking them with sheer delight. All weirded out, fearing a case of vagina dentata I completely went limp*.

Ever faced any kind of alien cunt??

Illustration by a long lost female friend.

*After a beer, I face-fucked her after my testies were drained.

brassmonkey · 05-24-2018, 01:31 PM

less shrooms next time

you slipped into a fantasy world

Look Chang · 05-25-2018, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

... inside of her it felt as if an actual tongue went through my fingers ...

It happened to me once but it was during an anus fingering play on a new conquest ... It stopped the foreplay ... Later, while evoking this souvenir with a common relationship during another night's drinking, the guy told me that this girl had a lot of hemorrhoids which could explain the strange sensations I felt during the ass fingering ... But I'm still not convinced and I'm not in the mood to try a rimming to confirm the theory ...

BTW, hemorrhoids are real pain in the ass! And it's even worse for gay men and transexuals ...

CurrentlySober · 05-25-2018, 05:19 AM

I still have yet to see one in real life, let alone lick it!

bronco67 · 05-25-2018, 06:27 AM

I fucked a Colombian girl who would tell me to hold still while I was inside her and she would pulsate her pussy muscles and pull me inside her. It didn't matter what position we were doing...she could do that for a few minutes and the orgasms were so amazing she had me growling like a werewolf. I've never encountered that kind of skill again.

CjTheFish · 05-25-2018, 07:27 AM

did you record it?

CaptainHowdy · 05-26-2018, 08:29 AM

Overall, all encounters with females are of alien nature.

05-24-2018, 12:39 PM	#1
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,664	Weird Pussy Encounter Wandering in this coarse course of self-gratification I've invited to my place an online flirt (to be christen as a fuck). As always, as soon as she got off the taxi I could tell her offline physiognomy was a little off ... almost pug-like I painfuly dare to say. After a heftly dose of red wine, the genital meeting began. When it came the fingering phase ... inside of her it felt as if an actual tongue went through my fingers, licking them with sheer delight. All weirded out, fearing a case of vagina dentata I completely went limp. Ever faced any kind of alien cunt??* Illustration by a long lost female friend. After a beer, I face-fucked her after my testies were drained. __________________ Vacares* - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc.

05-24-2018, 01:31 PM	#2
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05-25-2018, 06:27 AM	#5
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05-25-2018, 07:27 AM	#6
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05-26-2018, 08:29 AM	#7
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,664	Overall, all encounters with females are of alien nature. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc.