you could also tell her you have hiv

ouch

post some pics of her.

Have your friend call her and say you got hit by a bus :glugglug

Nah, I'm gonna give the gay thing a shot. Never tried that one before, it will be a challenge to see if I can be convincing enough. :-)

tell her you just got back from the doctor and you got the AID'S, and maybe she otta get tested too?

then slip it to her real easy, tell her you are a PORN WEBMASTER !
and you post dirty pics all over the net

that usually sends them packing in a hurry.

if none of the above works, ask her if she wants to be in your new website SumFatSlut.com

all she got ot do is..........

what he hell? make money with the HO

tell her you produce all the content for meatholes.com :)

aww, they took all the good stuff down til the end of the month :(

You must be a good loverboy.....know how to suck a Clitoris ....Look now what you have done to her...
You should be ashamed of yourself


http://www.sexroadtrip.com/~angel/lipswebpic.jpg

bahahahahah

BAM!! 50!!

Four days?? That's how she is acting after 4 days??:helpme

She if she will do ass to mouth.....

Wow this thread is great!!!

So Gutterboy any followup on the crazy broad?

BTW it reminds me how i met my GF in Whistler. We ha d a week long thing going on and it was great but then she got rid of me, saying she didn't want me bla bla bla but i was mad about her.

So about a week later she left back home and i was really crushed (i don't get attached that easily usually)

Life went on, we spoke on the phone regularly and i picked up a new girl for a month and a half (until i left BC to go back home)

On my way back i stopped by Ottawa and then BAM! she confessed to me she was in love with me blah blah

We've been together for almost 2 years now.

So gutterboy, you're doomed. You'll be the one falling for her in the end
oh yes
DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!

pull a swedish rodeo eh

hahahahaha

After thinking about the consequences of her arriving on my doorstep, I wrote her a nice email explaining how I was emotionally unstable, bisexual, and that she deserved better than me.

Haven't heard from her since.

HAHAHAH


That was funny as hell dude. I like the time stamps all in the period of like 5 hours...I love u , I hate you ba haha. Classic man.



Tell her you have a GF that should get her off your case. or even better your married... then give her the old :321GFY


Best of luck with the crazy bitches I've had to :BangBang: a few myself..

good luck :thumbsup

Don't tell her your gay! That's not believable.

Psycho girls either go away or wear you down to a relationship.

But if you just don't respond you are hurting her esteem and dragging this out. HONESTY is all this girl wants.

If she is cute and nice and tight maybe she is just pushing for your best interest? LOL

Failing everything else you could always just email her this thread that would make it really clear!

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

She's young, hot and she's a sex machine!?

Damn, send her my way!!!

btw, you have any pics?:Graucho

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Letting girls take your picture is bad.. they can give it to hitmen and stuff...



Not to mention photographs steal your soul....

http://www.buffalobill.org/_borders/indian.JPG