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dchottie · 04-30-2003, 09:14 PM

OK those of you that still hold the mainstream job what is it? Those of you that are in the porn biz full time what was your last mainstream job? What are your funny stories from them? For example I work in a huge retailer. From time to time if we get really busy I have to help out at the registers checking people out. To make the most of it I like to joke with the customers. I had a mother and 3 teenage girls come through my line one day and the girls all had sodas they were drinking. The mom said "oh yeah, I almost forgot the girls all had sodas and I need to pay for those too. They got thirsty while we were shopping. So I looked at her really serious and said "ma'am we have a new federal grazing law and you are not allowed to eat or drink anything prior to paying for it. I am going to have to call security so he can call in the Bureau of Grazing Violations." Now being that our average customer isn't the brightest crayon in the box her eyes nearly bulged out of her head til I winked at her. She played along and told the girls that they had gotten her in big trouble. I happened to notice one of the girls starting to shake and she had whipped her Sprite bottle around behind her back and was inching slowly toward the trash can. I decided to put them out of their misery and told them I was just teasing them. I'm not sure if they'll ever come back or not though.

psyko514 · 04-30-2003, 09:16 PM

I work for TD Visa customer service. I could give you hundreds of examples of how dumb/ignorant people are.

LadyMischief · 04-30-2003, 09:18 PM

Mainstream photography.

oscer · 04-30-2003, 09:19 PM

Well ... I work at a wharehouse that does computer recycling In baltimore ...... I fix old Computers and test them and get them ready to be shipped to africa ...... Best part about it is im aloud to drink beer while i work and i can work my own hours ...

playa · 04-30-2003, 09:19 PM

i sell ice cream to the kids

dchottie · 04-30-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by playa
i sell ice cream to the kids

I hope you haven't made a website of that yet.

hahahahahahaha

Mr Pheer · 04-30-2003, 09:23 PM

i'm unemployed and trying hard to stay that way

tony286 · 04-30-2003, 09:23 PM

Full time adult

TurboTrucker · 04-30-2003, 09:26 PM

I have a car hauling business.

pine · 04-30-2003, 09:27 PM

I sale short icq uin

that never gets old...I think.

Vox · 04-30-2003, 09:28 PM

I moon light as a hitman for the bikers.

webgurl · 04-30-2003, 09:30 PM

I have a silkscreen + embroidery company Got lots of Hot Girly Items Like Bras, thongs, panties, tiny tank tops ect ..... here is the website http://www.freshstars.com let me know if you need any promo wear for you business.
ICQ 137469529
Email [email protected]

dirtyone · 04-30-2003, 09:30 PM

I work for my father in a large agricultural equipment dealership.

Anybody want to buy a tractor?

Juicy D. Links · 04-30-2003, 09:30 PM

I sell sperm on my street

bigdaddyc187 · 04-30-2003, 09:33 PM

Software Developer and have a consulting biz for med to large size companies. But with the econmy the consulting sucks.

Bobby Fissure · 04-30-2003, 09:54 PM

I'm looking for a decent on-line college with the hope of eventually finding a respectable mainstream job. I'm also trying to sell a script.

Other than that, I sit on my ass and watch TV. Sometimes I read while high on valium.

bigdaddyc187 · 04-30-2003, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
I'm looking for a decent on-line college with the hope of eventually finding a respectable mainstream job. I'm also trying to sell a script.

Other than that, I sit on my ass and watch TV. Sometimes I read while high on valium.

Try AIU Online or University Of Phoenix. Or maybe a local college in your area offers degrees over the inet.

Bobby Fissure · 04-30-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by bigdaddyc187

Try AIU Online or University Of Phoenix. Or maybe a local college in your area offers degrees over the inet.

AIU looks good. Thanks for your help.

NBDesign · 04-30-2003, 10:14 PM

Web development and programming.

Still my main source of income.

Rose Crans · 05-01-2003, 12:20 AM

film production

GTS Mark · 05-01-2003, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
I work for TD Visa customer service. I could give you hundreds of examples of how dumb/ignorant people are.

So you're the fucker who is on the other end of the line!

LOL!

DH

Exxxotica · 05-01-2003, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
I work for my father in a large agricultural equipment dealership.

Anybody want to buy a tractor?

Do you guys sell any stuff (parts, etc) online?

integrated · 05-01-2003, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I sell sperm on my street

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MAGNET · 05-01-2003, 12:49 AM

I sell crack full time!!

Morgan · 05-01-2003, 01:06 AM

man whore

psy · 05-01-2003, 02:41 AM

What did i used to do.

Well my frist job was telemarketing. Then i worked at burger king 2 weeks untill i get a job doing auto detailing(which wasnt bad money) Then about 8 months ago i started webmastering, because i figured that i could make some money doing it. i've been messing with html and graphics about 5 years now. And for some strange reason i ended up on gfy.

well im pretty wasted im going to bed

Burtman · 05-01-2003, 02:56 AM

I dabble in Marine Biology, latex importation and have a fondness for architecture.

Burtman

quiet · 05-01-2003, 02:57 AM

full time snowboarder

PowerCum · 05-01-2003, 03:01 AM

Computer security consultant and developer.
It's really nice work and I love it. Porn is just for fun. If I was about to make easy money on porn I would go on some known sponsor web page and would start playing with their register form. Most of them are buggy and vulnerable to fake cc insertion or other more severe issues.
Even that, I feel nice doing porn sites. I have had lots of laught when auditing porn sites or porn software. Bad security policy, bad security reports response, that all makes it being so funny. In all this time I have seen no one really secure porn site (installing the last patches does not mean security).

Funny

fantasycontent · 05-01-2003, 03:06 AM

i have been doing porn for about 5 years and for the last year it has become my main job. Before i started doing this full time i used to work for microsoft....i was in the HR dept and I used to have to deal with contractors and temps that were working there and the main issue that seemed to always come up was PORN!! These guys would look at it at work and pass it around?! The funny thing is no one at microsoft knew that i had my own porn sites or content site that sold porn lol!!!

05-01-2003, 03:10 AM

I'm a Nurse (RN) Specilize in critical care and cardiology

Working for a ursing agency I am a Jack of all trade in nursing I do as well palliative care, geriatrics telemetry medecin etc...

I do PR (public relashion for that same agency)

Plus I am a single Mom ( thats itself is a full time job for LIfe. lolol

and now got a new job.....Webmistriss ... That is my new baby ..

Mr.Soze · 05-01-2003, 03:37 AM

Been doing porn full time since 99 now, before that I worked a year in the postal service, had to get up at 0515 6 days a week.....

Damn I'm glad those days are over, long live porn!

Jakke PNG · 05-01-2003, 03:48 AM

I'm supposed to be studying, but to be honest..I do this full time.

Validus · 05-01-2003, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
I work for TD Visa customer service. I could give you hundreds of examples of how dumb/ignorant people are.

OKAY... what is up with TD Visa... I got a TD US Advantage Visa.. but can't pay the damn thing over online banking.. ??????

I have to go to the bank... TD branch... and.. pay it...

tornell · 05-01-2003, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGNET
I sell crack full time!!

robfantasy · 05-01-2003, 04:32 AM

i sell pink tacos and chimichongas

dchottie · 05-01-2003, 02:13 PM

damn that is a wide variety of jobs. Anyone have any funny stories about them?

KRL · 05-01-2003, 02:37 PM

WebFather's Consigliere,

also Olive Oil Importing, Swim With The Fishes Tours, Freight Forwarding, Instructional Home Video's - Big Paulie's 101 Ways To Slice Garlic,

oh and forgot - Debt Collection Services

AdultNex · 05-01-2003, 02:50 PM

Oracle DBA and mainstream web designer.

EscortBiz · 05-01-2003, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dchottie
OK those of you that still hold the mainstream job what is it? Those of you that are in the porn biz full time what was your last mainstream job? What are your funny stories from them? For example I work in a huge retailer. From time to time if we get really busy I have to help out at the registers checking people out. To make the most of it I like to joke with the customers. I had a mother and 3 teenage girls come through my line one day and the girls all had sodas they were drinking. The mom said "oh yeah, I almost forgot the girls all had sodas and I need to pay for those too. They got thirsty while we were shopping. So I looked at her really serious and said "ma'am we have a new federal grazing law and you are not allowed to eat or drink anything prior to paying for it. I am going to have to call security so he can call in the Bureau of Grazing Violations." Now being that our average customer isn't the brightest crayon in the box her eyes nearly bulged out of her head til I winked at her. She played along and told the girls that they had gotten her in big trouble. I happened to notice one of the girls starting to shake and she had whipped her Sprite bottle around behind her back and was inching slowly toward the trash can. I decided to put them out of their misery and told them I was just teasing them. I'm not sure if they'll ever come back or not though.

I would fire you for that bullshit

Jer · 05-01-2003, 03:10 PM

Porn and mainstream full time

I never had a job.

Jer · 05-01-2003, 03:13 PM

If this sports equipment brand didn't have so many lazy people working for them in Brazil I would be working on their advertising campaign right now (plus porn and mainstream, of course)

Peter Romero · 05-01-2003, 03:30 PM

Former job?
Nude model aka whore.
Funny stories?
I actually quit once... because my porn star girlfriend & my porn associates thought it was unethical... if that makes sense.

Kat - Fast · 05-01-2003, 03:30 PM

I'm a freelance control & instrumentation engineer. I set up flow controllers, pressure cells, scada and dcs systems to make sure that your power station/ oil refinery/ chemical plant doesn't blow up.

MarcieB · 05-01-2003, 03:45 PM

Im a social worker, specialised in working with high-risk, high aggresion targetgroups (criminals, psycho's, junkies, crackwhores (no shit), gipsies. Fuck I can start my own bumfights...What I do is decide whether or not they have a right for wellfare or social security or whatever you call it in English, make them find a fucking job, cut their pay when they arent looking for jobs and stuff, fraude-prevention and busting (=good fun)
We are the last place people can turn to, so when we say no, that means no money, no food, no nothing so you can imagine how people can totally fucking lose it from time to time. I had people pointing guns at me, junkies with dirty needles threatening me, deathtreats, knives, and all the other shit.
Lot of times I go on house-visits, and you cannot begin to imagine what I find there sometimes.

I know it sounds like a horrible job, but it's fucking great! It;s the funniest job I ever had and I will even keep doing it if I make enough blingbling to quit.

I can tell you thousands of hilarious stories, and I will post a couple tomorrow, going to bed now...

dchottie · 05-01-2003, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz

I would fire you for that bullshit

Well that would be intelligent to fire a versatile employee that can run any and every aspect of the store. I am one of the most popular employees there because I know how to make customers feel at ease and have a good time and part with their money. It's all about getting them to spend the money. If I can make them part with their money by having fun with them so fucking what. I have one of the highest sales ratios in the entire store. If you would fire me for having one of the highest sales ratios in the store, having customers that come searching for me when they enter the store and won't deal with anyone else then I guess you need an enema or lessons in business administration.

FTVGirls · 05-01-2003, 08:08 PM

Dentist. Seriously. Now that my website is taking off, I'm only working part time as a DMD.

04-30-2003, 09:14 PM	#1
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	What is your other line of work? OK those of you that still hold the mainstream job what is it? Those of you that are in the porn biz full time what was your last mainstream job? What are your funny stories from them? For example I work in a huge retailer. From time to time if we get really busy I have to help out at the registers checking people out. To make the most of it I like to joke with the customers. I had a mother and 3 teenage girls come through my line one day and the girls all had sodas they were drinking. The mom said "oh yeah, I almost forgot the girls all had sodas and I need to pay for those too. They got thirsty while we were shopping. So I looked at her really serious and said "ma'am we have a new federal grazing law and you are not allowed to eat or drink anything prior to paying for it. I am going to have to call security so he can call in the Bureau of Grazing Violations." Now being that our average customer isn't the brightest crayon in the box her eyes nearly bulged out of her head til I winked at her. She played along and told the girls that they had gotten her in big trouble. I happened to notice one of the girls starting to shake and she had whipped her Sprite bottle around behind her back and was inching slowly toward the trash can. I decided to put them out of their misery and told them I was just teasing them. I'm not sure if they'll ever come back or not though. __________________

04-30-2003, 09:16 PM	#2
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	I work for TD Visa customer service. I could give you hundreds of examples of how dumb/ignorant people are. __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

04-30-2003, 09:18 PM	#3
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Mainstream photography. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

04-30-2003, 09:19 PM	#4
oscer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,834	Well ... I work at a wharehouse that does computer recycling In baltimore ...... I fix old Computers and test them and get them ready to be shipped to africa ...... Best part about it is im aloud to drink beer while i work and i can work my own hours ... __________________ XR Networks Dedicated \| VPS \| Shared Hosting ICQ 42602565

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Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,259	i'm unemployed and trying hard to stay that way __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	i sell ice cream to the kids

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Full time adult

04-30-2003, 09:26 PM	#9
TurboTrucker Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Phoenix Arizona Posts: 2,363	I have a car hauling business. __________________

04-30-2003, 09:27 PM	#10
pine Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Falls, eh Posts: 1,373	I sale short icq uin that never gets old...I think.

04-30-2003, 09:28 PM	#11
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04-30-2003, 09:30 PM	#12
webgurl Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Clouds with Carebears Posts: 7,954	I have a silkscreen + embroidery company Got lots of Hot Girly Items Like Bras, thongs, panties, tiny tank tops ect ..... here is the website http://www.freshstars.com let me know if you need any promo wear for you business. ICQ 137469529 Email [email protected]

04-30-2003, 09:30 PM	#13
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	I work for my father in a large agricultural equipment dealership. Anybody want to buy a tractor?

04-30-2003, 09:30 PM	#14
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I sell sperm on my street

04-30-2003, 09:33 PM	#15
bigdaddyc187 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 244	Software Developer and have a consulting biz for med to large size companies. But with the econmy the consulting sucks.

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Bobby Fissure Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 380	I'm looking for a decent on-line college with the hope of eventually finding a respectable mainstream job. I'm also trying to sell a script. Other than that, I sit on my ass and watch TV. Sometimes I read while high on valium.

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NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	Web development and programming. Still my main source of income. __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

05-01-2003, 12:20 AM	#20
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MAGNET Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TORONTO Posts: 357	I sell crack full time!! __________________ Promote SheTalksDirty.com! A New DIRTY TALKING Niche! 64% CCBILL Rev-Share, 5% Webmaster Referral! \| Click Here Free Dirty Talking Video Content \| Hosted Movie Galleries Available! \| ICQ: 161851633

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05-01-2003, 02:41 AM	#26
psy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 113	What did i used to do. Well my frist job was telemarketing. Then i worked at burger king 2 weeks untill i get a job doing auto detailing(which wasnt bad money) Then about 8 months ago i started webmastering, because i figured that i could make some money doing it. i've been messing with html and graphics about 5 years now. And for some strange reason i ended up on gfy. well im pretty wasted im going to bed __________________ -psy

05-01-2003, 02:56 AM	#27
Burtman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 484	I dabble in Marine Biology, latex importation and have a fondness for architecture. Burtman

05-01-2003, 02:57 AM	#28
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	full time snowboarder

05-01-2003, 03:01 AM	#29
PowerCum CjOverkill Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Woldwide Posts: 1,328	Computer security consultant and developer. It's really nice work and I love it. Porn is just for fun. If I was about to make easy money on porn I would go on some known sponsor web page and would start playing with their register form. Most of them are buggy and vulnerable to fake cc insertion or other more severe issues. Even that, I feel nice doing porn sites. I have had lots of laught when auditing porn sites or porn software. Bad security policy, bad security reports response, that all makes it being so funny. In all this time I have seen no one really secure porn site (installing the last patches does not mean security). Funny __________________ CjOverkill Traffic Trading Script Free, secure and fast traffic trading script. Get your copy now

05-01-2003, 03:06 AM	#30
fantasycontent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: FSF Web Media Inc. Posts: 2,104	i have been doing porn for about 5 years and for the last year it has become my main job. Before i started doing this full time i used to work for microsoft....i was in the HR dept and I used to have to deal with contractors and temps that were working there and the main issue that seemed to always come up was PORN!! These guys would look at it at work and pass it around?! The funny thing is no one at microsoft knew that i had my own porn sites or content site that sold porn lol!!! __________________ http://www.fantasycontent.com http://www.x-ratedresources.com http://www.fantasymodeling.com/

05-01-2003, 03:10 AM	#31
Angelonfire Guest Posts: n/a	I'm a Nurse (RN) Specilize in critical care and cardiology Working for a ursing agency I am a Jack of all trade in nursing I do as well palliative care, geriatrics telemetry medecin etc... I do PR (public relashion for that same agency) Plus I am a single Mom ( thats itself is a full time job for LIfe. lolol and now got a new job.....Webmistriss ... That is my new baby ..

05-01-2003, 03:37 AM	#32
Mr.Soze Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 627	Been doing porn full time since 99 now, before that I worked a year in the postal service, had to get up at 0515 6 days a week..... Damn I'm glad those days are over, long live porn!

05-01-2003, 03:48 AM	#33
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'm supposed to be studying, but to be honest..I do this full time. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	damn that is a wide variety of jobs. Anyone have any funny stories about them? __________________

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Oracle DBA and mainstream web designer.

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Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Porn and mainstream full time I never had a job.

05-01-2003, 03:13 PM	#42
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	If this sports equipment brand didn't have so many lazy people working for them in Brazil I would be working on their advertising campaign right now (plus porn and mainstream, of course)

05-01-2003, 03:30 PM	#43
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	Former job? Nude model aka whore. Funny stories? I actually quit once... because my porn star girlfriend & my porn associates thought it was unethical... if that makes sense. __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

05-01-2003, 03:30 PM	#44
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	I'm a freelance control & instrumentation engineer. I set up flow controllers, pressure cells, scada and dcs systems to make sure that your power station/ oil refinery/ chemical plant doesn't blow up.