|
|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
 |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
04-30-2003, 05:02 PM
|
#1 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Excellent read for those bored
Girl: Hi
Boy: hello Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! |
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:03 PM
|
#2 |
|
vip member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,798
|
old
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:04 PM
|
#3 | |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
oh well. |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:05 PM
|
#4 |
|
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Planet earth
Posts: 2,493
|
Equi, What the heck was that. That was nuts. I did not read all of it but what a roller coaster ride. Wow....I am dizzy.
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:07 PM
|
#5 |
|
Registered User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,217
|
hahahaha good shit. this is highly entertaining when you're drunk, i can tell ya that
 Harrrrr! |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:07 PM
|
#6 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Fernando Valley
Posts: 341
|
LMAO... carmel apple!
__________________
MC Steve Matrix Content - Contact me for special discounts! ICQ: 172308203 Matrix Dollars |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:07 PM
|
#7 |
|
SecretFriends.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: IMC Headquarters
Posts: 27,887
|
So who was the boy you were talking to?
__________________
WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:07 PM
|
#8 | |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
An AIM chat between two strangers. |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:08 PM
|
#9 | |
|
ex-TeenGodFather
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 20,306
|
Quote:
__________________
..and I'm off. |
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:09 PM
|
#10 | |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
I'm just a sexy girl! |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:09 PM
|
#11 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 2,689
|
muahaha......
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:10 PM
|
#12 | |
|
SecretFriends.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: IMC Headquarters
Posts: 27,887
|
Quote:
__________________
WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr |
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:17 PM
|
#13 | |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
sure <img src="http://***********/ass.jpg" border=5> excuse the red line, my roommate just gave me lots of sweet pleasure. |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:19 PM
|
#14 | |
|
SecretFriends.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: IMC Headquarters
Posts: 27,887
|
Quote:
__________________
WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr |
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:19 PM
|
#15 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 174
|
ha! ha!
I have never read that before. That was funny. -AC Tracey
__________________
AC Lounge™ |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:21 PM
|
#16 | |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
I'm waiting....  |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:26 PM
|
#17 | |
|
SecretFriends.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: IMC Headquarters
Posts: 27,887
|
Quote:
__________________
WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr |
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:26 PM
|
#18 | |
|
ex-TeenGodFather
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 20,306
|
Quote:
__________________
..and I'm off. |
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:27 PM
|
#19 | |
|
SecretFriends.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: IMC Headquarters
Posts: 27,887
|
Quote:
__________________
WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr |
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:42 PM
|
#20 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
  |
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:48 PM
|
#21 | |
|
SecretFriends.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: IMC Headquarters
Posts: 27,887
|
Quote:
__________________
WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr |
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:49 PM
|
#22 | |
|
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
Posts: 60,840
|
Quote:
__________________
 Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com -  recent work - About me
|
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:55 PM
|
#23 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: USA
Posts: 6,894
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 05:55 PM
|
#24 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MTL
Posts: 5,060
|
Haha that was fuckin cool!
HARRRR
__________________
mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation  but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959 |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 06:31 PM
|
#25 |
|
Will code for food...
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
Posts: 8,496
|
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=129816
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=129680 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=124286 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=121156
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 06:45 PM
|
#26 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: CT
Posts: 5,246
|
where is this from
|
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 06:51 PM
|
#27 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: ohio
Posts: 2,241
|
that shit is hilarious, my wife kept looking ta me to see what iw as laughing at lol -- good stuff
__________________
I don't own RexMag anymore. |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 07:59 PM
|
#28 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Ditch
Posts: 8,919
|
I spat all over my fucking monitor. HARRRRRRR
__________________
 www.MAKINGCOIN.com icq. 166-662-831 "Start making large coin!" Daddy I Get Paid To Be A Whore - Coming Soon |
|
|
|
|
04-30-2003, 08:03 PM
|
#29 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
|
ahahah classic
__________________
|
|
|
|
