In my younger days, I’d advertise in personal ads’ magazines — those cheaply printed ones with running ink — and charged $25 per pair. I’d buy Walmart undies, fold them into my larger-than-small panties, wear them and send UPS. Had to put lots of hair in there.
I did it for about a year, sold several a week, and it gave new income since I was unemployed due to sciatica.
Before that I worked in phone sex. The girl there taught me about it. But they’d create a mixture of fake cum from cold cream, Vaseline and a smelly product, buy a handful of pubic hair from one guy (then me) for $5 and send them through the postal service.
It’s funny to think back now. A year later I owned my own phone sex company as I used the job as research and found an investor. Sold it for $50k which we split and I bought a new car, paid my bills, and moved away from that life ... I thought!
There days hairy panties are hard to find. Someone could make bank by doing this ... but please don’t concoct lotion as fake cum. That’s disturbing.
***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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Youth memory; many years ago I've known a woman who used to sale her used panties that she sealed with a vacuum packaging machine, normaly used to wrap food, to keep her intimate smells intact. The smell of her crotch was so addictive that I have been one of her regular client before meeting my wife ... Err, facts are prescribed now.
Yes it is daft to buy them. Women leave panties outside all day on the washing line. Pretty easy to steal as many as you like whenever you like - Absolutely NO NEED to pay for them...
I don't think it matters whether it's USPS or Fedex..it's the whole sending obscene material across state lines, which makes it a federal offense.
It matters. Using the Post Office is using a government office. Using a delivery service that isn’t maintained by the government has less regulations.
Years ago I published an article in Screw Magazine where I researched the laws and statutes regarding obscenity and included used panties. I spoke to the local Postmaster General about it and that traumatized me for weeks. Basically he said using ziplock bags and strong packaging tape was common and urine stains/matter weren’t hazardous but bloody panties were taboo. Blood can carry germs if fresh and he “ thought” AIDS would be spread. Laughing in his face wasn’t smart and the interview ended.
And, yes, people buy used panties with menstrual blood on them, too. It’s cheaper to date a female who gets her period but to each his own.
People have some very strange fetishes. Be glad or you might be unemployed!!
***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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My all-time favorite is a girl I met at a party here in NYC. This was about five years ago. I noticed her because she had on cool multi-colored knee high socks. So (being me) I asked her about the socks. LOL She was draped across her boyfriend at the time so I wasn't hitting on her, I really wanted to know about her cool socks.
She told me she had several Clips4Sale stores where she tried on socks. She owned hundreds of them. She would make short 2-4 minute videos of nothing but her feet and trying on different pairs of socks. That's it. No nudity, no sex, just socks. She said she made $3k a week.
Fuck, if there was a gay market for this I would be trying on socks right now and filming it. :D
My all-time favorite is a girl I met at a party here in NYC. This was about five years ago. I noticed her because she had on cool multi-colored knee high socks. So (being me) I asked her about the socks. LOL She was draped across her boyfriend at the time so I wasn't hitting on her, I really wanted to know about her cool socks.
She told me she had several Clips4Sale stores where she tried on socks. She owned hundreds of them. She would make short 2-4 minute videos of nothing but her feet and trying on different pairs of socks. That's it. No nudity, no sex, just socks. She said she made $3k a week.
Fuck, if there was a gay market for this I would be trying on socks right now and filming it. :D
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