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2MuchMark · 02-25-2018, 04:04 PM

Should I order Pizza tonight?

onwebcam · 02-25-2018, 04:14 PM

Sounds gay.

mineistaken · 02-25-2018, 04:16 PM

yes, pizza sounds more manly than wine.

Sly · 02-25-2018, 04:28 PM

I'd go with fish and vegetables if sticking with the wine.

If going for pizza, switch to beer.

Bladewire · 02-25-2018, 04:32 PM

On my way bro, bringing pizza for you, did you start the bath and light the scented candles?

bns666 · 02-25-2018, 04:59 PM

don't forget to post before and after pics

armysmoke · 02-25-2018, 05:01 PM

Pizza and wine? Not a good combo. Pizza and beer 🍺

bns666 · 02-25-2018, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by armysmoke

Pizza and wine? Not a good combo. Pizza and beer 🍺

depends on pizza also, some are better with wine, some with beer

GAMEFINEST · 02-25-2018, 05:25 PM

Call a stripper

OneHungLo · 02-25-2018, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Sounds gay.

^ this

CaptainHowdy · 02-25-2018, 06:51 PM

A pasta dish will get along better with a red wine ...

2MuchMark · 02-25-2018, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Sounds gay.

Shutup!

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

yes, pizza sounds more manly than wine.

Pizza and Red Wine are great together. Plus, I'm out of beer.

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

On my way bro, bringing pizza for you, did you start the bath and light the scented candles?

You know it! Also, the scented candles are extra thick.

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

^ this

Knew you'd like it.

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

A pasta dish will get along better with a red wine ...

Out of pasta too.

Review:
- Pizza was good.
- Wine was Meh.
- Bladewire's bottom was tender, went home early.
- Nothing on TV.

BaldBastard · 02-25-2018, 08:28 PM

In our house there would be a panic if there was only one bottle of wine, so fuck the pizza, order more wine!

Adultium · 02-26-2018, 01:54 AM

^ agree

Look Chang · 02-26-2018, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

In our house there would be a panic if there was only one bottle of wine, so fuck the pizza, order more wine!

Wise advice! Loneliness becomes unbearable when the last bottle of wine is empty

CurrentlySober · 02-26-2018, 04:55 AM

Did you insert wine bottle in anus once empty?

MatureKing · 02-26-2018, 05:05 AM

Use clickaine in my sig and be in 90s

romeo22 · 02-26-2018, 06:29 AM

I will ask my ex to Visit me

pornguy · 02-26-2018, 07:21 AM

I had Steak and Garlic mashed potatoes with some green veggies and a glass of red wine.

For those of you that dont drink red wine there is a really nice excuse. It helps lower your bad cholesterol.

Grapesoda · 02-26-2018, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Should I order Pizza tonight?

dump the booze and smoke joints

Grapesoda · 02-26-2018, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

You know it! Also, the scented candles are extra thick.

.

I am not touching that one

Phoenix · 02-26-2018, 08:23 AM

i miss a good pizza

2MuchMark · 02-26-2018, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Did you insert wine bottle in anus once empty?

Empty? What would be the point of that?

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

dump the booze and smoke joints

Stop spying on me!

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

i miss a good pizza

My favourite is a thick crust brick-oven baked pepperoni and cheese with lots of red onions and spicy sausage. Slightly overcooked. omg.

CurrentlySober · 02-26-2018, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Empty? What would be the point of that?

Well if the anus is full of poo, you cant get the bottle in very far, so you empty your anus first all over the floor, and then you can force it all the way in without obstructions...

Grapesoda · 02-26-2018, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Empty? What would be the point of that?

Stop spying on me!

My favourite is a thick crust brick-oven baked pepperoni and cheese with lots of red onions and spicy sausage. Slightly overcooked. omg.

that does sound good...

DukeSkywalker · 02-26-2018, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Should I order Pizza tonight?

You know prince is drinking a rosé or a blush

Lol ds

DukeSkywalker · 02-26-2018, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

On my way bro, bringing pizza for you, did you start the bath and light the scented candles?

Pizza and cock

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