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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946
    #1

    "Enjoy free returns on Amazon Products"

    I keep getting messages and seeing adverts on my facebook that say "Enjoy free returns on Amazon Products"...

    Well I've been ordering lots of stuff just for the sake of it, in order to send it back for free, but I don't really get the 'Enjoyment' part...

    It's not particularly enjoyable at all... Am I doing it wrong?


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    • Rochard
      Jägermeister Test Pilot
      • Dec 2001
      • 75733
      #2
      I had to return something after Christmas. It was painless.
      Herschel Savage
      Brooklyn, NY

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38946
          #3
          Originally posted by Rochard
          I had to return something after Christmas. It was painless.
          Painless yes... But was it enjoyable? Did you actually get enjoyment from returning it?


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            • Bladewire
              StraightBro
              • Aug 2003
              • 56228
              #4
              Amazon makes a profit on the Smazon Warehouse returned products store, snd it Fox over there vendors, but Amazon is evil and they don't care, as long as they are making a profit.


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                • beerptrol
                  Confirmed Asshole
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12722
                  #5
                  Enjoy taking a shit in the box before sending it back
                  “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
                  -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38946
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Bladewire
                      Amazon makes a profit on the Smazon Warehouse returned products store, snd it Fox over there vendors, but Amazon is evil and they don't care, as long as they are making a profit.
                      Ahhh... So its Amazon that enjoys it! Gotcha


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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38946
                          #7
                          Originally posted by beerptrol
                          Enjoy taking a shit in the box before sending it back
                          You know what? That sounds like a plan


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                            • HairyChick
                              Slowly dying
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 3091
                              #8
                              I enjoy not paying to return to Amazon.
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                                • TheDynasty
                                  See Signature
                                  • Apr 2016
                                  • 5882
                                  #9
                                  free amazon yes!
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                                    • Dead
                                      They left the door open
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 4755
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                      You know what? That sounds like a plan
                                      i just received 75 pounds of alpaca poop and was thrilled my plants love it

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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38946
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Dead
                                          i just received 75 pounds of alpaca poop and was thrilled my plants love it
                                          Don't waste it on your plants! Thats something I certainly would NOT ENJOY sending back...


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