News The craziest things women did to their vaginas this year! - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 12-29-2017, 07:07 PM

Saw on New York Post today. Best part of the story: Men didn?t make anything better ? most couldn?t even tell the difference between a vagina, vulva, cervix, ovaries and the Fallopian tubes. and the very last line. Sex sites need to use that last line on their sites! The promotion possibilities.... 😋

The craziest things women did to their vaginas this year
?Lipstick glue.? Cucumber cleanses. Glitter. Vicks VapoRub. Wasp nests.

These aren?t collectables or DIY projects, these are things women put on or in their vaginas in 2017.

Really.

The insect nests were apparently ground into a paste and sold on Etsy. The listing, which has since been deleted, claimed the product helped ?heal episiotomy cuts, rejuvenate the uterine wall and clean out the vagina.? Hot tip: wasp nests do nothing of the sort. Do not put them in your vagina.

The same is true of cucumbers, which supposedly ?helps sanitize and maintain a pleasant odor.? Likewise, Vicks VapoRub, which, some claim, is both a cleaner and sex-booster. Same for so-called ?lipstick glue.? The man who invented it says it helps clean the ?self-cleaning shower drain? also known as the vagina.

Again, none of the claims about cucumbers, Vicks VapoRub, or ?lipstick glue? are true and none of it should be put anywhere near one?s vagina, doctors say.

Glitter very much falls into the same category. Despite going viral, Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules are not doctor-approved. Yes, they dissolve when placed in the vagina and release ?sparkling candy-flavored passion dust,? but they are not actually healthy.

It isn?t entirely clear why 2017 was the year of weird vaginal trends.

Celebrities definitely didn?t help. They did all sorts of weird things to their nether regions. Even everyday women can get in on upgrading their vaginas with the rising number of plastic surgeons offering enhancements and plumpers to make ?designer vaginas.?

Maybe it has something to do with a general lack of knowledge and a raft of gynecologist-not-approved fashion trends. Women?s underwear is a disaster, going commando is way healthier. And yoga pants aren?t helping anyone.

Men didn?t make anything better ? most couldn?t even tell the difference between a vagina, vulva, cervix, ovaries and the Fallopian tubes.

However, all is not lost. There are some easy steps women can take to keep themselves healthy and happy below the belt.

First, avoid cycling and make sure your sex toys aren?t poisoning you.

Second, if you experience persistent pain, burning, or stinging down there, go see a doctor ? your vagina might be ?depressed.?

Third, chow down on some yogurt, fermented vegetables and cheese. They are just three of the foods that help your body produce ?good? bacteria.

Finally, and most importantly, have plenty of sex. Vaginas need it and if they don?t get it they?ll literally waste away.

Grapesoda · 12-30-2017, 08:12 AM

no pictures

bns666 · 12-30-2017, 08:22 AM

hah i expected pictures too

oppoten · 12-30-2017, 08:27 AM

This is Jewish and it's out of date.

Gentile women of all colors and creeds accept their pussies as a part of themselves. Yet even the most attractive Jewish women seem as body-uncomfortable as Woody Allen. Maybe they've all been molested by Harvey Weinstein?

CurrentlySober · 12-30-2017, 08:45 AM

The one thing that not one single woman in the entire fucking world did with her vagina last year...

Was let my dick go anywhere near it...

Same as the 9 years before that too, so I suppose it's a pattern really...

HairyChick · 12-30-2017, 11:43 AM

No pics 😥. New York Post doesn?t mind crossing the line but that?s pushing it! I?m sure some website will follow this up with pictures ** hint hint **

You can be damned sure I?d not put Vick?s VapoRub down below. If in play, though, I might consider it IF the right guy applied it and IF a warm facecloth was ready to wipe it off. There is pain and then there?s FUCK NO.

Spunky · 12-30-2017, 12:19 PM

But always be lined in gold that most men would die for

TheDynasty · 12-30-2017, 12:58 PM

i'm sure thats not the craziest!

CaptainHowdy · 12-30-2017, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Finally, and most importantly, have plenty of sex. Vaginas need it and if they don?t get it they?ll literally waste away.

... Happy New Year!

12-29-2017, 07:07 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	The craziest things women did to their vaginas this year! Saw on New York Post today. Best part of the story: Men didn?t make anything better ? most couldn?t even tell the difference between a vagina, vulva, cervix, ovaries and the Fallopian tubes. and the very last line. Sex sites need to use that last line on their sites! The promotion possibilities.... 😋 The craziest things women did to their vaginas this year ?Lipstick glue.? Cucumber cleanses. Glitter. Vicks VapoRub. Wasp nests. These aren?t collectables or DIY projects, these are things women put on or in their vaginas in 2017. Really. The insect nests were apparently ground into a paste and sold on Etsy. The listing, which has since been deleted, claimed the product helped ?heal episiotomy cuts, rejuvenate the uterine wall and clean out the vagina.? Hot tip: wasp nests do nothing of the sort. Do not put them in your vagina. The same is true of cucumbers, which supposedly ?helps sanitize and maintain a pleasant odor.? Likewise, Vicks VapoRub, which, some claim, is both a cleaner and sex-booster. Same for so-called ?lipstick glue.? The man who invented it says it helps clean the ?self-cleaning shower drain? also known as the vagina. Again, none of the claims about cucumbers, Vicks VapoRub, or ?lipstick glue? are true and none of it should be put anywhere near one?s vagina, doctors say. Glitter very much falls into the same category. Despite going viral, Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules are not doctor-approved. Yes, they dissolve when placed in the vagina and release ?sparkling candy-flavored passion dust,? but they are not actually healthy. It isn?t entirely clear why 2017 was the year of weird vaginal trends. Celebrities definitely didn?t help. They did all sorts of weird things to their nether regions. Even everyday women can get in on upgrading their vaginas with the rising number of plastic surgeons offering enhancements and plumpers to make ?designer vaginas.? Maybe it has something to do with a general lack of knowledge and a raft of gynecologist-not-approved fashion trends. Women?s underwear is a disaster, going commando is way healthier. And yoga pants aren?t helping anyone. Men didn?t make anything better ? most couldn?t even tell the difference between a vagina, vulva, cervix, ovaries and the Fallopian tubes. However, all is not lost. There are some easy steps women can take to keep themselves healthy and happy below the belt. First, avoid cycling and make sure your sex toys aren?t poisoning you. Second, if you experience persistent pain, burning, or stinging down there, go see a doctor ? your vagina might be ?depressed.? Third, chow down on some yogurt, fermented vegetables and cheese. They are just three of the foods that help your body produce ?good? bacteria. *Finally, and most importantly, have plenty of sex. Vaginas need it and if they don?t get it they?ll literally waste away.* __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

12-30-2017, 08:12 AM	#2
Grapesoda your favorite band sucks! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,150	no pictures __________________ I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned. $.02

12-30-2017, 08:22 AM	#3
bns666 Confirmed Fetishist Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fetishland Posts: 11,473	hah i expected pictures too __________________ ⭐ CAM SODA ⭐ STRIPCHAT ⭐ ⭐ CHATURBATE ⭐ SKYPE SEX CAMS ⭐

12-30-2017, 08:45 AM	#5
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 37,870	The one thing that not one single woman in the entire fucking world did with her vagina last year... Was let my dick go anywhere near it... Same as the 9 years before that too, so I suppose it's a pattern really... __________________ My AI Handywork... 2 Kings 18:27 👁️ 👍️ 💩

12-30-2017, 11:43 AM	#6
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	No pics 😥. New York Post doesn?t mind crossing the line but that?s pushing it! I?m sure some website will follow this up with pictures hint hint You can be damned sure I?d not put Vick?s VapoRub down below. If in play, though, I might consider it IF the right guy applied it and IF a warm facecloth was ready to wipe it off. There is pain and then there?s FUCK NO. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

12-30-2017, 08:27 AM	#4
oppoten NAME THE JEW Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,793	This is Jewish and it's out of date. Gentile women of all colors and creeds accept their pussies as a part of themselves. Yet even the most attractive Jewish women seem as body-uncomfortable as Woody Allen. Maybe they've all been molested by Harvey Weinstein?

12-30-2017, 12:19 PM	#7
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,892	But always be lined in gold that most men would die for __________________ *Skype : Spunky GFY*

12-30-2017, 12:58 PM	#8
TheDynasty See Signature Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: noneya Posts: 5,882	i'm sure thats not the craziest! __________________ Try out WP-SCRIPT The Best Tube Script