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I made my wife cry on Christmas day in front of her family
My wife lost the diamond of her wedding ring last month, and we've been working with our homeowners insurance to see if it was covered. This required us to ship it out to have it inspected, etc, which took forever, and it turns out it wasn't covered. Knowing that Christmas was coming up I just sort of failed to mention anything to my wife about it.
Christmas morning in front of her entire family, I got down on one knee and gave it back to her. Not a dry eye in the house. I hope your Christmas was better than mine, because mine was pretty damn good.
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You're so awesome that's cool! Did you give it back to her with a new diamond in it or was she crying because it still had no diamond? Lol
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I need a beer
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How big was the rock?
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That's pretty mean, to use Christmas to tell her it isn't covered.
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Well done!
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visit hardlinks.org
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Good job
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So fuckin' bored
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what a CUCK
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Christ this cringy story made me sick. You're not in some unrealistic sappy romantic movie. If someone would do that among my family or friends we would be laughing at them, or ripping on them.
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So fuckin' bored
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Indeed
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Monogamy is a sad thing indeed ...
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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While I'm not a materialistic type myself, I'm glad it worked out well for you
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So Fucking Banned
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"Lost her diamond" - it's in her black boyfriend's ear on the east side. She had it made into an earring for him after he filled her with his seed. She cried on Christmas from the guilt.
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I got down on one knee with the new diamond. She didn't see it coming.
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Bigger than it was originally so she was happy.
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in a van by the river
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Once again, we see a trend that heartwarming story makes the far right nutters angry.. I guess our far right nutters here on gfy really are just lonely basement dwelling 4chan rejects.. sad.
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Kind of shitty the insurance made you mail it off just to tell you it's not covered.
Good job picking a new one and getting it for her though. Women love that kind of thing.
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well done man! you are my new idol
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Very cool sir Rochard.
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Make STACK$
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Pussified.
JK! Nice of you man!
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NICE
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I kind of knew that was going to happen, and knew they were going to offer to fix it for me. I knew it was a long shot. It all worked out in the end.
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You do your best work on your knees, Tuefelhunden ;) j/k
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Cute! How long have you been married?
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See signature :)
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We should only assume that you bough and put in new stone in that ring here? You failed to mention this detail in your story, lol.
Ps: what the insurance were "inspecting"? Sounds like a waste of resources - you either cover or not, why "inspect" it? |
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See signature :)
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